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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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623SLi Auto Needs saving - one of only 25 left, but "broken head gasket" - pretty rare for Honda lumps to fuck up this way so may be a clueless mechanic ?

 

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The car was made in Japan and has been in the UK since 2000

 

Do what ?

 

 

 

Has a window on the roof

 Aw bless

 

150 sovs in Brizzle, high mileage 155K, no mention of tinworm on MoT site, ticket til Sep18

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-623-sle-broken-head-gasket-/1279431444

  • Mr Laurence and RobT
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think he means 'effluent' family from the amount of shit he's typed.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-mini-1974-shell-barnfind-v5c-logbook-tax-exempt-mk3-mk2-rust/282747000976?hash=item41d508d890:g:PmwAAOSwehZaKaQ4

 

'shell is worst thing ive ever seen in my life'

 

​...said the man who clearly hasn't seen my ex-girlfriend in the knack.

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Rave Rank: Renault 16

Rave

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It really is enormously tempting to hit "Ask Seller A Question".

 

"Dear Sir,

 

I've just had a £4500 PPI refund through from my Vanquis card, and I've wanted a 15 year old, 200,000 mile VW van for as long as I can remember. Unfortunately I live in a rented house, and so I'm not sure that I'm the right sort of person to buy such a prestige vehicle from you?"

  • Rusty_Rocket, face and RobT
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Who wants a car that looks like someone coloured it in using Windows Paint, then tried the 'eraser' thing and just sacked it off because it was too much effort and they wish they'd never fucking bothered?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-10-1-1-4DR-LHD-US-IMPORT-1971-RED-EXC-PATINA-JUST-34K-95-RUSTFREE/372165821538?hash=item56a6cfc462:g:K6gAAOSwXaRaMXf3

  • Junkman, outlaw118 and stephen01
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11001010 Rank: Renault 16

11001010

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This stunning work of pop art was the only vehicle hand painted in oil and sealed by wild wrestler, politician, EDM music pioneer and Finnish pop artist Tony Halme aka “Heiko The Cry”.

 

 

It was rumored that it took a month to paint and features a chrome Oscar award on the center hood flanked by two chrome flying pigs on the front fenders and floats on purple lighting.

 

 

There is a powerful PA system built in with multiple digital horns and a microphone for announcements.

 

 

An English shoe artist hand made one pair of shoes that copy the paint scheme.

 

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https://www.nettiauto.com/en/cadillac/eldorado/9307265

  • Cavcraft, Junkman and Squire_Dawson
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Who wants a car that looks like someone coloured it in using Windows Paint, then tried the 'eraser' thing and just sacked it off because it was too much effort and they wish they'd never fucking bothered?

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-10-1-1-4DR-LHD-US-IMPORT-1971-RED-EXC-PATINA-JUST-34K-95-RUSTFREE/372165821538?hash=item56a6cfc462:g:K6gAAOSwXaRaMXf3

 

 

The big question is why someone imports such a pile of shit all the way from Trumpreich,

when an even bigger pile of shit is available next door for 30% of the dosh?

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1345409101.htm?ca=17_s

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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Tagora

DodgeRover

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Is that a dent under the Ford badge, or some bird pushing her knockers together?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-mk3-van/322937555730?hash=item4b30940b12:g:1MgAAOSwoVNaAtRE

 

 

Someone buy that quick and wrap it up in wax oil, thats a sure fire investment, i'de have it myself if it was a LWB! (Then I would promptly spoil it using it as a van but thats not the point)

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