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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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singer with the band haircut 100

Glad you got my subtle joke  :mrgreen:

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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£10k!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BMW-M635-CSI-M6-MANUAL-HPI-CLEAR-DAMAGED-SALVAGE-BARN-FIND-NO-RESERVE-/322835754865?hash=item4b2a82af71:g:H4cAAOSwZDBZ1iq9[/quote

 

I might be being a bit dim here, but are we saying this isn't a real M635? Because if it is, the engine and logbook are worth that , I'd have thought .

Buy another tidy 635 ( or 628 for that matter) for £7k, spend a weekend re-shelling* then advertise it for £45k ,which w old be the cheapest ' M6 ' out there.

 

On the other hand if it's just a manual 635 with a Netto M badge, maybe they're pissed.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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It's got a manual box and the m engine so it's either genuine or been reshelled before .

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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£10k!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BMW-M635-CSI-M6-MANUAL-HPI-CLEAR-DAMAGED-SALVAGE-BARN-FIND-NO-RESERVE-/322835754865?hash=item4b2a82af71:g:H4cAAOSwZDBZ1iq9[/quote

 

I might be being a bit dim here, but are we saying this isn't a real M635? Because if it is, the engine and logbook are worth that , I'd have thought .

Buy another tidy 635 ( or 628 for that matter) for £7k, spend a weekend re-shelling* then advertise it for £45k ,which w old be the cheapest ' M6 ' out there.

 

On the other hand if it's just a manual 635 with a Netto M badge, maybe they're pissed.

 

C570NGJ is indeed an M635.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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C570NGJ is indeed an M635.

 

Well, the identity might be

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Lancia Volumex used carb too

doesn't the volumex blow and the others suck?
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Good evening, Stupid & Co, how may I hel...

 

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'ssup there bitches, you still doin the pictures

 

​Certainly, sir, what would you like?

 

Yes, yes y'all,

I'm......MC Knobhead and I wanna custom van, 

so let's start off with the first picture of a man

I'll have Johnny Morris from Animal Magic, 

but with Boris Johnson's hair, to make him look real tragic

 

​Now next to him here and listen up good

​I'll have my fella brother, a boy from my hood

but he's had some bad ass troubles, has my man John Noakes

​so make this homie look like he's had several strokes

 

​To the right of this mutha and he's doing facial reps

​is that badboy bastard, H from Steps

​and can you do the picture with this very man on

​getting shot in the face from a dalek's love cannon?

 

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How does that look, and do you want anything else?

 

I said, Yo, young lady, that's looking really sick!

when I'm deliverin' papers, goin look a total prick

but it ain't bad enough for MC Knobhead's usual taste

an the other side ma van is going to waste

 

So I'll have a young cockney wanker by the name of Danny Dyer,

runnin with a bag of cash, escaping from a fire

​an right next to him, for giggles and shits

​I'll have a boss-eyed Uma Thurman with massive tits

 

​Now to complete this trio, and make me look more of a knob

​I'll have Michael Bridges from the Italian Job

​but to make this thing into a total farce

have him copping a crafty look at Ms Thurman's arse

 

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Is that all, we can do more if you like?

 

'FFS, woman there's room at the back, I got more dreams for this total pile of cack, so...

 

let's make the back end something totally freaking groovy, a

nd get Kenneth Williams from that Carry On Movie

but beef him up a bit coz he's needs to look like a lag,

wearing a stolen shirt with a shoplifter's tag

​Now every where I go around Durham City, them fuckers gonna laugh and start to take pity

​​so listen to my words, it's airbrush, not a wrap, but yo boy and girls it still looks fucking crap

 

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Ready Wednesday, Mr Head

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Sprinter-313-LWB-Euro-5-Diesel-Dr-Who-Artwork-pos-Camper-van-Conversion-/122763789049?hash=item1c954ac2f9:g:FcgAAOSwZqZZ6hn8

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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C570NGJ is indeed an M635.

 

My sole reason for posting was I was astounded that a scrapped car was worth that much! I really like the 635 shape ( ever since watching spencer for hire in the 1980s). Not sure what makes a "highlife" though? Anyone?

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Not sure what makes a "highlife" though? Anyone?

 

Highline.  Because confused illiterate sellers

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