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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Uncle Norman's trike'

 

 

​'everyone knows me uncle, e's really famous, like

from pissin' about in Early Bird to 'is shit arsed yellow trike

​You just thought he was a fool who in Albania is dead poplier

​but the cheeky twat left this outside, now me mum is on my cochlea

 

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'e took it to a member's meet at the local mental 'ome

'an then 'e got into the back and tried to slip me his bone

but dear readers, it's no surprise he just couldn't arouse us

until 'is mates from the bike gang came round all wearing 'orrible trousers

 

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it wasn't 'im that got me wet or tried to poke me shit cell

it was that sexy bastard in waistcoat, the pre-trial Joseph Fritzl

I tell you what, that did the trick and although the trike is goppin'

we had to stop at Maccy-D's to give me minge a moppin'

 

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 look at our Norm in them daft braces, an' his silly cap

but I wish he'd come back to fucking life and move this pile o' crap

if you translate all that writin' that's typed in pure Chinese

it comes back as Golden Showers and fistin' an mentions anal beads

 

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But i just want this bastard gone from outside my front wall

though the sodding thing just won't fire up coz the engine is Vauxhall

it's like a giant Portalo that just won't flush away

so in the forlorn 'ope of getting it gone, I've shoved it on eBay

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike-Sidecar-prototype-/332373167967?hash=item4d62fc0f5f:g:IakAAOSwI4BZsnJG

Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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I can just picture Junkman in an A40 Somerset pottering about.

bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

bigstraight6

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Fucking spectacular, Billy.

The man is a genius, as usual laughter and tears at the same time!

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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Judging by the present V5 and modern plastic number plates, I reckon this has been plate raped

You are right, it was JAW964 until 2015.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Somerset is ace!

chrisjvm Rank: BL Wedge

chrisjvm

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p01h0m3r.jpg

 

 

 

 

'Uncle Norman's trike'

 

 

​'everyone knows me uncle, e's really famous, like

from pissin' about in Early Bird to 'is shit arsed yellow trike

​You just thought he was a fool who in Albania is dead poplier

​but the cheeky twat left this outside, now me mum is on my cochlea

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'e took it to a member's meet at the local mental 'ome

'an then 'e got into the back and tried to slip me his bone

but dear readers, it's no surprise he just couldn't arouse us

until 'is mates from the bike gang came round all wearing 'orrible trousers

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

it wasn't 'im that got me wet or tried to poke me shit cell

it was that sexy bastard in waistcoat, the pre-trial Joseph Fritzl

I tell you what, that did the trick and although the trike is goppin'

we had to stop at Maccy-D's to give me minge a moppin'

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

 

 look at our Norm in them daft braces, an' his silly cap

but I wish he'd come back to fucking life and move this pile o' crap

if you translate all that writin' that's typed in pure Chinese

it comes back as Golden Showers and fistin' an mentions anal beads

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

But i just want this bastard gone from outside my front wall

though the sodding thing just won't fire up coz the engine is Vauxhall

it's like a giant Portalo that just won't flush away

so in the forlorn 'ope of getting it gone, I've shoved it on eBay

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike-Sidecar-prototype-/332373167967?hash=item4d62fc0f5f:g:IakAAOSwI4BZsnJG

Bravo .... FAF as per Mr C!

chrisjvm Rank: BL Wedge

chrisjvm

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I'm pretty sure that's the actual car won in the infamous 'Kill an Argie win a Metro' competition controversially run by Private Eye in 1982 ... All part of their vicious circulation 'war' against 'The Sun'

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