eBay tat volume 3.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Simca-1100-Ti-/263133412094?hash=item3d43f93afe:g:8CQAAOSwmVBZiLkS

The first hot hatch? I know the 16 TS predates them ,but I've always considered that too grown up and unless there was a badge engineered MG A40 Farina, I can't think of another contender.

[Hertz]

Surely someone has the cajones for this

 

Re the Safrane. 25V6Turbo will have a yogurt explosion over this.

[Hertz]

MOT'd GSA that the owner has done his conkers in over.

 

 i have spent well over £4000 to get the car back on the road, 

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C861336

[Hertz]

I can just see "Hirst's House Clearances" on the side of this.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-Cabstar-mk1-F20-BARN-FIND-very-rare-vehicle-1970-s-good-condition-diesel/322644604646

[Mr A Lawrence]

DO NOT PAINT ETC ETC

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112517800961

 

[Mr A Lawrence]

Oh Lordy lord.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172814100866

[Mr A Lawrence]

Only a light lens missing??

 

Mmmmmm.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263136475116

[alcyonecorporation]

I can just see "Hirst's House Clearances" on the side of this.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-Cabstar-mk1-F20-BARN-FIND-very-rare-vehicle-1970-s-good-condition-diesel/322644604646

 

Hirst needs to be back in the house in order for him to clear it. 

Can't see that happening any time soon. 

[Alexg]

Crikey, that Merc Coupe is something.

[panhard65]

Only a light lens missing??

 

Mmmmmm.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263136475116

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It is also missing the vin tags so not such a good investment unless you can find a carte gris seller in France and ring it.

[eddyramrod]

In the build up to the excitement for the possible Autoshite European Roadtrip, I have been looking at cheap shite in Bulgaria, and there are some bloody tempting cars over there (including several cheap but fucked Vectra GTs).

 

 

 

Cheap Sierra Base

 

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http://www.ooyyo.com/bulgaria/c=CDA31D7114D2854F111B876FBA27355BE7A61D7AFED086601108F54EBD/909963823944439303.html/

 

 

 

Or a Ghia with an engine bay which appears to have been victim of some sort of toilet accident.

 

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http://www.ooyyo.com/bulgaria/c=CDA31D7114D2854F111B876FBA27355BE7A61D7AFED086601108F54EBD/8235562033653827861.html/

 

 

 

Or a very early and tidy Omega (Carlton)

 

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http://www.ooyyo.com/bulgaria/c=CDA31D7114D2854F111B876FBAEA355B65A11D6613F286/-8396437385349081088.html/

Far too mainstream.  Must try harder.  Where's the Volga, the Barkas, the Polonez, the Dacia?

[Hertz]

Battle scared 323. Looks pretty good for £150

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323-1991-1-6-SE-executive-49-000-miles-Retro-classic-car-/192272345442?hash=item2cc4532962:g:XNQAAOSwn5RZi4Ke

[Hertz]

Have your own real life Tonka Truck

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AVELING-BARFORD-6X4-DUMP-TRUCK-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/192272810119?hash=item2cc45a4087:g:rHIAAOSwkr5ZjDJS

[MorrisItalSLX]

Toyota Hiace Bus

 

 

This is wrong on so many levels

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-HIACE-DOG-BUS-KIDS-NURSERY-MINI-BUS-DOG-GROOMING-VAN-10-SEATS-WOW-/352121125336?hash=item51fc0df9d8:g:XhcAAOSwuLZY06AN

[spartacus]

Toyota Hiace Bus

 

 

This is wrong on so many levels

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-HIACE-DOG-BUS-KIDS-NURSERY-MINI-BUS-DOG-GROOMING-VAN-10-SEATS-WOW-/352121125336?hash=item51fc0df9d8:g:XhcAAOSwuLZY06AN

'Jimmy Saville' special edition.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/xr3i-escort-rs-turbo-spec-series-2-/162624809305

please note that the pictures in the add are in 2013 when I first purchased the car to bring it back to its former glory

 

So all the pictures are of the car in a worse state than it's in now? You Sir have no brain.

[Rod/b]

Nice looking lo-mileage 216 cab in WIlmslow for a Lady Godiva under 900 notes

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/1994-rover-216-convertible-cabriolet-1.6-automatic-43k-miles/1260310234

That's fucking delicious that is.

[Junkman]

Only a light lens missing??

 

Mmmmmm.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263136475116

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What about the rear bumper?

 

Also, stupid question, but don't the early wheels require some expensive metric tyres?

 

However, this is all futile anyway, because

 

 

Item location: Gainsborough

 

 

I'm out.

[Junkman]

Far too mainstream.  Must try harder.  Where's the Volga, the Barkas, the Polonez, the Dacia?

 

Far too many strokes, except the Barkas.

[Craig the Princess]

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C897485

 

This beauty is now on eBay. The seller is an extremely nice chap*, shitters discount available.

 

*(His name sounds like Hauge Da Pindress)

[Negative Creep]

You know when you see something and instantly have to rush to this thread and share it?

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-Chevy-GMC-G10-V8-hotrod-dayvan-/142466237008?hash=item212ba64250:g:BpAAAOSwzXBZhLxL&clk_rvr_id=1280482310118&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

[Supernaut]

Shame Cavcraft beat you to it a couple of pages back.

 

...or was it Junkman? They both post so much in here I lose track.

[Negative Creep]

I went back a few days before posting but didn't see it. Oh well, still worth laughing at again.

[Rod/b]

Has it been carved out of a massive billet of pure filler?

[cort16]

It is one of the worst things I've seen so worth a pearoast.

[Junkman]

Shame Cavcraft beat you to it a couple of pages back.

 

...or was it Junkman? They both post so much in here I lose track.

 

It was Cavcraft, who also clad it in his unimitable lyrics.

[bramz7]

 

Is this what happens when you go to Malta to import an old Ford on the cheap?

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-89-VW-Scirocco-GT-1-6-Carb-Easy-Running-Project-retro-rally-coilovers/192265374598?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Df5f69014e4704b83ad8fe79f103f79d0%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D19%26rkt%3D30%26sd%3D122636642208&_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&clk_rvr_id=1280528310416&utm_content=bufferb9410&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[Supernaut]

Could it even hit 88kph with that amount of shit stuck to it?

[Slartibartfast]

 

 

To the joker who offered £0.99, that does not constitute a best offer, sorry.

 

I think someone needs to look at who the actual joker is in this scenario.