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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Brooklands. N-Type TA sounds really glamorous, doesn't it? Conjures up images of ex-RAF fighter pilots racing round Brooklands at 136mph in a V18 Bentley, with nothing but a flying hat, a cigar and a cheeky grin. However, the reality is an air raid shelter from the Dad's Army props department and several thousand litres of paint.

 

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 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NG-TA-ROADSTER-/112508046214?hash=item1a32008b86:g:hXwAAOSwdAxZbkcp

 

'I was not entirely happy with the way the car had been built and finished off'

 

I'm not entirely happy with how it looks now, so I'm going to go upstairs and finish myself off over that Chevette above.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-911S-PROJECT-CAR-EXTREMELY-RARE-/253076471674?hash=item3aec887f7a:g:8~EAAOSwOqRZgxfs

 

Seventy sodding grand for a car that looks like a pair of tramp's undies

 

 

'SUN ROOF ORGINAL BY PORSCHE AND THE OIL CAP' 

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Brooklands. N-Type TA sounds really glamorous, doesn't it? Conjures up images of ex-RAF fighter pilots, racing round Brooklands at 136mph in a V18 Bentley, with nothing but a flying hat, a cigar and a cheeky grin. However, the reality is an air raid shelter from the Dad's Army props department and several thousand litres of paint.

 

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 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NG-TA-ROADSTER-/112508046214?hash=item1a32008b86:g:hXwAAOSwdAxZbkcp

 

'I was not entirely happy with the way the car had been built and finished off'

 

I'm not entirely happy with how it looks now, so I'm going to go upstairs and finish myself off over that Chevette above.

Belongs in the JFSI thread, along with that orange Pauxhall pickup heap

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Hi

 

Hello

 

im relisting my supersport today. This car sold a week ago for £6200 with the agrement to get it running. I had to pop out and left my brother with it for half hour.

 

Uh-oh

 

Unfortunatly as he left it ticking over the engine flooded with fuel think from a sticking float in the carb and caught fire causing some damage under the engine bay.

 

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i havent really checked it all over, TOO ANNOYED

 

I feel ya bro

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-fiesta-1-3-supersport/263122286519

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I'm sure someone on the blue forum built it then emigrated to the states leaving it behind

 

 

 

***** EDIT: This is bollocks, our very own PhilA had it!!! *****

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1982-Y-BMW-E21-320-Coupe-Manual-85-260-miles-from-new-For-Sale-/142465168584?hash=item212b95f4c8:g:hQUAAOSwDrNZUoqs

 

'LOOKING FOR OFFERS OVER £3000'

 

​'RETAILING OVER £14000 AFTER RENOVATION'

 

​£5's worth of jet washing is going to turn your £3,000 into £700.

Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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I know you boys are partial to an Escort so here you go;

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Ford-Escort-1-4-70bhp-LX-5-door/252990183620

- I expect the 70hp 1.4 is under powered. My old 1.6 with 90hp felt like it needed a bit more. Nice colour, and the two-tone LX cladding is fucking sexy. Speaking of which;

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Escort-Mk-5-1-4/391852233771

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-FORD-ESCORT-1-6-Equipe-Limited-Edition-4dr/152625290791

 

And now the comically optimistic;

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-L-Ford-Escort-1-6LX-5-Door-Cayman-Blue-1-Owner-55000-MILES/282585939922

-£2000!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-89bhp-Ghia-16v-1993-L/272582953828

-£3000!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-Serenade-Ltd-Edn/152331799167

-£4000! Four fucking grand! Who's going to spend that kind of money on an old Escort? I mean ok sure if it has the Ghia Wooden trim but it's just a boggo Serenade

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'It's a real head turner'

 

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I don't want to worry you, chief, but of the (approximately) 16 people in that picture, two of them are openly laughing at it, the gyppo kid looks utterly bemused, the bird with my nan's 1970's living room carpet as a dress seems to be shutting her eyes and that schoolie would rather scratch her arse.

 

'The past owner told me the plate was worth £1000' 

 

​My last girlfriend called me 'Neddy Singer' because she said I was hung like a donkey and went like a sewing machine. She was also lying. 

sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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The wood in 90s Ford's came from plantation of plastic trees in deepest Dagenham, harvested by chavs under the dark of the moon & hand polished tracey's shredders.

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Rear wiper on that Onion like the top of the tree, but misery spec inside, with clockwork windows, a very odd spec, esp as I borrowed a J plater 1.4 LX years back and that had leccy windows

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