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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If you ever want proof that nostalgia is sometimes a bloody awful thing, look at this bike. They were a steaming great pile of Great Dane droppings when new and got worse (very rapidly) with age.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CB360G-Custom-Cafe-Racer-Scrambler-Brat-Low-Mileage-MOT-EXTRAS-/232398361671?hash=item361c059447:g:U24AAOSwjL5ZA6WH

 

What you have there is a polished turd.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I had a replacement engine fitted about 18 months ago and it had only covered 42000 miles. I've done 10000 miles since then, so it only has about 52000 miles on it. . Clutch is beginning to slip at very high revs so I'll listen to offers around £700 o.n.o. (the engine and service alone cost me close to £1000!!).

 

What a pisser. Looks smart mind.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/2005-mazda-rx8-192/1252923374

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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s-l1600.jpg

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PX-Swap-1977-Cadillac-Coupe-de-ville-7-4L-V8-Big-Block-Rat-Rod-/322580163313?hash=item4b1b46aaf1:g:1LwAAOSwfRdZMtFL

 

 

'Carpets and rear seats removed to fit the crates of  'moonshine' in !'

 

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Not just a biscuit tin, a couple of inner tubes and some fucking 99p shop solar lights shoved into a wooden crate then?

  • Dick Cheeseburger, Bamboocarman, Junkman and 2 others
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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Anyone who would do that to a Cadillac needs their bollocks removing with a blunt crowbar.

  • richardthestag, Cavcraft and Junkman
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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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Perhaps the Hyundai stellar seller would be interested to know that buy the time that one was made theyed stopped using cortina parts.

Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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The escalating cost of previously worthless 80s "performance" Nissans;

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-silvia-/222567271852

£2895 - Seems salty to me.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Sunny-1-8-GTI-TWIN-CAM-16V-1989-G-/321720632024

£3995 - Fuck......

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C865420

£8000 - FUCK!!

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C754755

£12995 - FUCK ME!!!

-to be fair this last one is super, super clean and is almost certainly the best in existence but these are easily the worst pictures I've ever seen of this car.

 

Let's not worry so much about "performance" and have something cheap to calm us down;

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C870274

£1250 - Hmmmm....

 

 

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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By which mechanism did this end up at Cowfart?

It was BIN a ridiculously low amount on eBay a few weeks ago.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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By which mechanism did this end up at Cowfart?

It was BIN a ridiculously low amount on eBay a few weeks ago.

 

Strange isn't it. Given the relatively light work needed for an MOT you'd wonder why someone gave up on it.

 

Test date 20 June 2017

  • Test Result Fail
  • Odometer reading 97,646 miles
  • MOT test number 5245 8644 8691

 

Reason(s) for failure

 

Offside Rear Mechanical brake component has restricted free movement (3.5.1k)
Offside Rear Rear fog lamp emits a light other than red (1.3.2e)
Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high (1.8)
Offside Front Headlamp aim too high (1.8)
Nearside Front Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
Offside Front Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
Offside Front Battery insecure (1.9.1)

 

 

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