eBay tat volume 3.

[nacho man]

 

Forget the Merc.

 

Tell me more about SEXY NEST.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MERCEDES-300-E-AUTO-12-Months-Mot-Ultra-Reliable-Full-Leather-Drive-Away-/322512813305?hash=item4b1742fcf9:g:fNYAAOSw4A5Y2nD9

[nacho man]

Bonkers.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/adams-road-trax-/222515682437?hash=item33cef7dc85:g:VWAAAOSwurZZHbbK

 

[egg]

A weekend chod collection in Northern France would be nice...

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1113993224.htm?ca=17_s

 

[edit: my grandmother was born in this town...]

[richardmorris]

Hilarious wheel trims. What's the point? You can see the steels underneath.

[wuvvum]

The heater controls on that Regata are superb.  Assuming they still work.

[phil_lihp]

Quite a spectacular MOT failure sheet, a little odd when it had none the year before but perhaps not the end of the world.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Discovery-300TDi-/252960783488?hash=item3ae5a33c80:g:9AAAAOSwn-tZKYkN

 

[phil_lihp]

Awww.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/metro-/262999785902?hash=item3d3c0241ae:g:XPkAAOSwTM5YwTme

 

[wuvvum]

Quite a spectacular MOT failure sheet, a little odd when it had none the year before but perhaps not the end of the world.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Discovery-300TDi-/252960783488?hash=item3ae5a33c80:g:9AAAAOSwn-tZKYkN

 

 

A little odd perhaps until you see this:

 

Discovery

Then all becomes clear as the day.

[phil_lihp]

A tad crusty but mildly famous and very low mileage.  Also the colour.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Morris-Marina/222521999155?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D44293%26meid%3D57c5ad4114eb497ea3577a3ea05c166f%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D263006856761

 

[phil_lihp]

Mildly gross early Ital.  Comes with the optional fungus interior pack and a grill badge upgrade.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-ital-PROJECT/332234669947?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D44293%26meid%3D77793e587b024a738bbd1cb7ee129e5c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D302323169952

 

[phil_lihp]

Very cheap but appears to be made mostly of pudding.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-500-L-VAN-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/162519803020?hash=item25d6ef648c:g:yGQAAOSw4CFY4ral

 

[phil_lihp]

This may be the year I get a Maestro, this'd be a good start.  Plush,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MAESTRO-MAYFAIR-/182565870953?hash=item2a81c61d69:g:338AAOSw1WJZEJdo

 

[C1am]

Cheap Espero!

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daewoo/cheap-reliable-car./1242876472

[MorrisItalSLX]

Time for some P76 porn

 

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Leyland-P76-1973-/122502119762?hash=item1c85b20152:g:MaIAAOSwH09ZHRVN

 

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Leyland-P76-1973-/282494211281?hash=item41c5f794d1:g:qdQAAOSwBt5ZJ5wm

[cort16]

How clean is this?

 

 

also it has this in it

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-BMW-M50-E30-TOURING-FSH-67K-ROCK-SOLID-SHELL-CONVERSION-325I-50-PICS-/282497177236?hash=item41c624d694:g:5voAAOSw4CFY6TzT

[cort16]

 

of course

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Century-4-0V8-crown-jaguar-yank-lexus-JDM-/132206739823?hash=item1ec822c16f:g:TM8AAOSwEHpZKaWN

[cort16]

shite hawk.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-Hawk-1966-PLEASE-READ-LISTING-/122518616006?hash=item1c86adb7c6:g:9KoAAOSwfRdZKYd7

[cort16]

170,000 mile v12 Cl600 that's been sitting for 5 years

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CL600-AMG-5-8-V12-VERY-RARE-COST-OVER-110000-NEW-/201938034456?hash=item2f0471df18:g:l4kAAOSwfpVZKKxl

[cort16]

This damaged Mondeo ST diesel could be a bargain for someone.

 

 

Brace yourself for the damage.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-2-2TDCi-ST-TDCi-Damaged-Repairable-/132206591864?hash=item1ec8207f78:g:TwAAAOSw1WJZKY2A

[phil_lihp]

How sad, this was mine for a couple of years, bought back in 2011.  Always loved the colour and shape if not the slightly underwhelming engine.  It's fallen on hard times, it stayed local and I spotted it fairly recently; it always looked pretty tidy so not sure how it's declined so fast.  MOT history doesn't look too promising, going by recent advisories sounds like the engine is knackered if the MIL is now on as well.

 

Still, good to see that the centre console I painted silver is still holding up, the original matt grey was very scuffed and looked awful.  It acquired Opel badging after I sold it, not sure why.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-bertone-1-6-spares-or-repairs-/162517880541?hash=item25d6d20edd%3Ag%3A9WwAAOSwKytZGuOY&nma=true&si=gE3TLKpNHHVob3LcNnF0Yqvqa5E%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

 

[wuvvum]

Here is a smoll TR3.  Currently rather cheap considering the daft prices kids' cars normally seem to go for.

 

[Alfamale]

 

Still, good to see that the centre console I painted silver is still holding up, the original matt grey was very scuffed and looked awful.  It acquired Opel badging after I sold it, not sure why.

 

 

Amusingly, I bought one of these cheap in star silver three years old in 2003 and spent a few quid de-opeling as it had been a grey import. Now people are reversing the process...

[Junkman]

God help us.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-HIACE-DOG-BUS-KIDS-NURSERY-MINI-BUS-DOG-GROOMING-VAN-10-SEATS-WOW-/352057483067

[Junkman]

Why is every r00tz gr00p ar turning up for sale barely fit for the Stan Woods Memorial?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-Super-Snipe-1961-/112421807564

[Junkman]

Woah!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-Avant-5-cylinder-/252961096091

 

 

REG FROM CAR HAS BEEN VALUATED AT £500

 

Oh fuck off.

[Junkman]

Winning this thread for today was easy enough.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Century-4-0V8-crown-jaguar-yank-lexus-JDM-/132206739823

 

 

"MICROPROCESSED AUTOMATIC AIR CONDITIONER"

 

 

But sadly

 

 

Located in Lincoln

 

So I'm out.

[Junkman]

It's just not a TTS, that's all.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NSU-1000-TTS-extremely-rare-barn-find-/152563344335

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-vitesse-2-5-pi-/172698524561

 

Holy shit:

[Junkman]

Dear citizen, would you like to buy a bit of your own property?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-spitfire-yellow-1500-spares-or-repairs-with-v5-/282496649341

[Junkman]

Improve your neighborhood relationships.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-NOMAD-PICK-UP-/162531219202