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'First Time For Everything'

 

​There's a first time for everythin' my dear hubby said

​so let's sack off Spain an' go East Worthin' instead

​Forget about villas an' sangria, an' sun

'op in the back and lube up yer bum! 

 

​Well, we first 'ad a session on vodka an' whiskey  

​to calm my old man an' 'elp him get friskey

​but as I bent over the passenger seat,

he slipped off the bench and got an unexpected treat!

 

​The gear lever come indicator stalk when right up his jacksie

​an' near caused him a full on rectal prolapsy!

​so instead of wooing crowds with our passionate clutches

​we got laughed at by some bint who was walking with crutches

 

so net time you're in the concourse enclosure,

try not to get done for indecent exposure

​'an if YOUR fella asks you to try out dogging,

​'don't tell 'I'm there's a first time for everything

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-OLDSMOBILE-CUSTOM-CRUISER-/162523710886?hash=item25d72b05a6:g:VhsAAOSw8HBZEiLG

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If anyone wants a cheap (good) BX this might be the one. Seller seems to want it rgone ASAP, was £450 beforehand. Join the CCC Facebook page to PM him...

Just thought I'd let you guys know. I can't because I'm on a non car buying embargo right now...

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My old "W201" has come up for sale.  The guy, true to his word, did give me first refusal on it last month.  Jeez, I loved that old lady - despite it properly put me through it all though.  I just kept on coming back for more.

 

It looks to have lost the aerial which is a shame - from memory it worked perfectly before, so it's probably just another victim of London's long and well documented street crime issue.  I can confirm that it is a good one, and he'll do a bit of a deal.  Thing is, with 4 months MOT and known crustiness underneath I'd struggle to part with over £2k.

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TTs are getting cheaper now. Despite my anti-VAG stance, I fear I'll have to buy one one day.

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If anyone wants a cheap (good) BX this might be the one. Seller seems to want it rgone ASAP, was £450 beforehand. Join the CCC Facebook page to PM him...

Just thought I'd let you guys know. I can't because I'm on a non car buying embargo right now...

 

Bramz. Can you mail me detail as don't have facetube. Impulse buy warning light on RED.

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