eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! ​MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM!

 

'What, Mike? FFS!'

 

​Please can I interfere with that old bus again?

 

'As long as you promise not to ruin your best half-mast trousers again'

 

'old out yer 'and...

 

 

 

MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! ​MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM!

 

 

'FFS, what is this time our Mike?'

 

 

Can I sit on the driver seat and play with the knob?

 

MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! ​MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM!

 

'FFS, what now you Mockney bastard?'

 

Can I play in the back, too? Please say ok

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-AEC-Plaxton-/132193872106?hash=item1ec75e68ea:g:Iu0AAOSwGJlZGuiq

[cort16]

oof an actual proper mini

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/classic-1978-mini/1239860724

[cort16]

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/reliant/1976-reliant-scimitar.-for-sale-or-swap.-%C2%A33000-no-offers.-3-litre-v6-ford-essex-engine/1240976901

[Junkman]

Them fucking diesels...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rare-renault-19-azur-convertible-barn-find-project-LAST-ONE-IN-UK-low-milage-/172682250743

 

 

barn find project LAST ONE IN UK

[Junkman]

Full Junkman spec:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-RENAULT-21-TXE-Electronic-Automatic-/162520892515

 

 

Sadly built a year after the last cars were made.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-100E-2-3-5-CYLINDER-4-DOOR-SALOON-/282483492782

 

 

5 Speed Manual

 

Why?

 

FFS, why?

[Junkman]

Someone please depineapple this!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-GL-/172682092248

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Land-Rover-Stage-One-Station-Wagon-Perkins-4236-Turbo-Diesel-PAS-Overdrive-/382089968270

 

Remind me, why did I post this?

 

 

Aaaah, yes, now I remember:

 

[Junkman]

Skizzer, this one has the impossible to find wind deflector!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-GRANADA-GHIA-AUTO-GREEN-/142386920765

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-BUICK-RIVIERA-V8-/112411427487

[Junkman]

At first I thought this is a bit too expensive to list here.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-BUICK-ROADMASTER-5-7-LITRE-LT1-AUTOMATIC-36-000-MILES-/132196327434

 

 

 

Comes with the seminuclear LT1:

 

 

 

Then I checked what the alternative looks like:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-FULL-PANEL-RESTORATION-NO-RUST-ABSOLUTLY-MINT-/322520759342

 

 

I mean, seriously?

[Junkman]

However, it can get worse:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MINI-1275-Turbo-WITH-VERY-RARE-FORTEK-BODY-KIT-/292121396859

 

Jayzuz fucked!

[Junkman]

In case you want to spend two bags more than what the Roadmaster costs:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-ORION-RS-TURBO-/222514850476

[Junkman]

Roycey in full Panhard65 flavour:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rolls-royce-silver-shadow-1-/262990579070

[Felly Magic]

That DAF with the Hiab on the back Billy posted has a confused identity, it thinks it's a Volvo when you look at it's flaps (fnarr)

[Cavcraft]

 

Where have all the pixels gone?

 

 

 

I shook off so much pixels 

 

 

 

I'm sure there were lots of pixels

 

 

 

 

 

It was here now it's gone 

 

 

 

Flash, a-ah It's fucked on my cam-er-ahhh 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-280-SL-/122503281535?hash=item1c85c3bb7f:g:AakAAOSwc49Y7gOu

[Junkman]

The septic Reliant Regal Van.

 

You can pay 20 bags too many for a '74:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Ford-Gran-Torino-Drag-Red-White-Starsky-and-Hutch-Replica-/391786870632

 

Or ten too many for a '73:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Ford-Gran-Torino-/391786836901

 

 

I'd still prefer a more door in Dude spec, though.

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DODGE-DART-330-MOPAR-1962-MEGA-RARE-CAR-AND-RHD-/192189977740

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-2-1988-Orignial-Classic-/282482342056

[Junkman]

Oh. Shit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Dodge-Magnum-XE-400BB-6-6l-V8-/302319023237

 

[Felly Magic]

Oh. Shit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Dodge-Magnum-XE-400BB-6-6l-V8-/302319023237

 

I think Junkman is rubbing his trousers Vic Reeves stylee

[clayts450]

£27[/quote

 

I put a 30 quid in

 

Dagnabbit. I'll raise you a nugget..

[cort16]

Slightly crumbly low mileage Nova. I seem to remember these went really well with a 1.4 in them.

Well worth the effort to get it mintola I recon.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Vauxhall-Nova-Flair-1-4-3-door-51k-miles-/252945564540?hash=item3ae4bb037c:g:X9cAAOSwaEhZHfoW

[cort16]

This was up for sale a few months ago but it's up again and still worth posting. I bet it's flippin awful to drive but the caravan part of it actually looks quite neat and in decent shape.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-P100-Motor-Caravan-Very-rare-/222515998673?hash=item33cefcafd1:g:FFwAAOSwsXFZHfSO

[vaughant]

In case you want to spend two bags more than what the Roadmaster costs:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-ORION-RS-TURBO-/222514850476

Nice enough onion but seriously, 1,000,000 pence is silly, well ok 999,900 pence either way is pretty mental.

 

Makes me wonder what my Cossie will be with by the time I let it go, oh probably about £10 when some daft law gets introduced the day I sell it then removed a day later.

 

Got caught on my ml with that, bought it deliberately pre 2001 because the daily mail told me due to emissions it would cost eleventy million to tax per year as it was after 2001 which turned out to be post 2006.

 

Sigh.

 

Still I've had it for 8 years with only 2 breakdowns so it hasn't been too bad.

[cort16]

Yes the outside is nice.

 

 

But the inside is better. Also Manual box 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-DAIMLER-SOVEREIGN-4-2-manual-with-overdrive-35-000-mls-/182581726123?hash=item2a82b80bab:g:ndwAAOSw3gJZHegA

[cort16]

Daimler Double Sex that's fallen on hard times. It's supposed to be solid though.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-double-six-vanden-plas-series-1-/112411729732?hash=item1a2c42df44:g:3WIAAOSwurZZHees

[cort16]

These yankydoodle bumpers are offensive.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Corniche-/322521132669?hash=item4b17c1ee7d:g:QAMAAOSwpkFY7QU7

[cort16]

I wouldn't mind this cooper-s. Seems like a good price

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Cooper-S-Quick-Sale-Desired-/112411744240?hash=item1a2c4317f0:g:ZbgAAOSwZKBZHeK6

[Bfg]

These yankydoodle bumpers are offensive.

 

 

 

.. handy picnic tables though. 

 

Perhaps to refinish these in burr walnut veneer might improve their look ? 

 

..come to think of it anything including green n' yellow polka dot stick-on 1960's kitchen cabinet vinyl would improve their look !