eBay tat volume 3.

[LC Torana]

OMG, and here's a decent and reasonably-priced Morris Major Elite!

 

 

Because these cars were so reliable and well-made, they just kept going and going until absolutely run into the ground.  So most of the survivors are absolutely f***ed for that reason.  Just worn out.

 

Decent ones are shooting up in value, because knock BMC all you like, and deride these cars as unfashionable if you wish, but they were QUALITY. No irony.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-820-SLi-16v-/132180089977?hash=item1ec68c1c79:g:KmsAAOSwt0FZCiXJ

[kinkersaab]

Those mk1 fastbacks are such a handsome elegant and purposfull shape. a prime example of a facelift ruining a lovely looking car.

[richardthestag]

1988 AUSTIN MAESTRO 500 CITY DIESEL BLUE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-500-CITY-DIESEL-BLUE-/282445781914?hash=item41c3149b9a:g:W3gAAOSwkShY~kUx

 

The seller appears to be attached to the vehicle by a 4 foot length of invisible rope, hence being unable to capture the whole thing in one pic

 

 

 Maestro van Bought to convert into a subaru powered special, unfortunatly I have to many projects and the loss of my workshop, lots of my toys have to be sold

 

 

no engine nor front suspension

 

currently £77

[Guest Breadvan72]

Nearly bought one of those back when I was at college, couldn't afford it in the end, two of my mates used it as their learner bike before moving on to bigger/faster/newer things. Those ones are a bit odd in that they use the old style 1970s mudguards and fuel tank, late 80s lights and instruments but overlap production with the newer looking CG-125. From what I've read they were marketed in Japan as the "Classic" and loads found their way over to the UK.

 

 

The old shape Honda CG 125 is very seventies looking, and has an odd neutral up, four down gear change, but it is great fun to ride.

 

I want this Yamaha, but it is too spenny. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-RD125-DX-Classic-aircooled-70s-sports-retro-rd-twin/222487687044?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43783%26meid%3D216ae3d0697143eeb34e6b480e90d4e5%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D192173508399

 

[richardthestag]

knackered old tranny

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-mk1-transit-chassis-cab-barn-find-/262956486906?hash=item3d396d90fa:g:a20AAOSwrhBZBka0

 

 

luton box weighed in, remains look like this

 

 

verdict - its fucked mate, that is why you dropped it like a wet turd

[Cavcraft]

If anyone's feeling rich a half decent (small project) RZ500 (RD500LC) has popped up on social media for £8,500.

[richardthestag]

this was looking quite cool until I saw MOT has just 13hours left, now it is looking a little satly

 

Nissan Maxima QX 2.0 V 24V

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Maxima-QX-2-0-V-24V-/222490726802?hash=item33cd7b1192:g:EIkAAOSwhvFZAl1T

 

[Snipes]

Two litre is kinda pointless anyway.

[doug]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/reliant/reliant-robin-super/1236977505

 

Kind of fucked but a good project for someone and only £250.

[richardthestag]

paint it ^^ yeller with black smudges

 

sell for 2000% profitz

[richardthestag]

classic rover metro van conversion project one off

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-rover-metro-van-conversion-project-one-off-/252916811210?hash=item3ae30445ca:g:jjwAAOSw53NY9jcx

 

Hang on didn't BL make a metro van?

 

So yours is a one off because no one else was daft enough to spend time turning a metro into a halfbaked van #mindboggles

 

Still it is only £450 BIN or offer with no Mot

 

[richardthestag]

Chevrolet Camaro 1 LT Coupe Classic Retro shape Left Hand Drive

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Camaro-1-LT-Coupe-Classic-Retro-shape-Left-Hand-Drive-/132177106597?hash=item1ec65e96a5:g:hzoAAOSwdjNZBe~X

 

seems a popular item for teh bidders

 

[cort16]

 

If you could see it in person, you’d instantly fall in love with the custom bodywork, the deep black shine of the paintwork, sparkling chrome twin exhausts and the iconic golden Firebird upon the hood.

If you could drive this historic car, then you’d savour the heavy roar of the V6 engine. You’d experience economical exhilaration, hard suspension, four-wheel brakes and feather light steering.

You’d feel proud to own and drive this exclusive car and you’d never forget the way that it made you feel inside.

 

Conclusion: Read 50 shades of grey too many times.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Pontiac-Firebird-With-One-of-A-Kind-Custom-Bodywork-/262965861382?hash=item3d39fc9c06:g:EHMAAOSwX61ZCjf2

[Mr_Bo11ox]

My god, he is the new bullshit champion, hats off

[LessThanEqual]

Conclusion: Read 50 shades of grey too many times.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Pontiac-Firebird-With-One-of-A-Kind-Custom-Bodywork-/262965861382?hash=item3d39fc9c06:g:EHMAAOSwX61ZCjf2

 

When you see this car, you immediately want to bin the \\RS seat covers. In fact, just burn the entire fucking thing.

[Rod/b]

Conclusion: Read 50 shades of grey too many times.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Pontiac-Firebird-With-One-of-A-Kind-Custom-Bodywork-/262965861382?hash=item3d39fc9c06:g:EHMAAOSwX61ZCjf2

V6?

 

Vee Six?

 

Jesus wept

[Negative Creep]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Spark-1-2-Manual-/132180067436?hash=item1ec68bc46c:g:kMUAAOSwCQZZCj7T#viTabs_0

 

“Minor dent shown in pictures. Driver side front wing and a crack on the rear bumper. Car is in immaculate condition despite being parked for a long time. That is the only damage on the car.â€

 

Hardly immaculate. And not so-called 'minor'.

 

 

 

 

They must have the most comically oversized headlights of any car ever. Hideous.

[egg]

I think £1.5k for a Mondeo base like mine but 'needs recommissioning' might be a tiny bit strong!

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C859893

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Firebird bullshit guy ("4 WHEEL BRAKES") is a class act. It doesn't even start FFS!!!! Predictably he reckons it just needs plugs and carb cleaner, "but the local classic car specialist is booked up for 4 months" so he's selling it as is.

 

FUCK OFF!!!!!

[spartacus]

I reckon he's found an original sales brochure under the seat or something, no mere mortal could make up that quality of sales guff.

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272654486181?clk_rvr_id=1210775112117&rmvSB=true

 

[Bianconeri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272654486181?clk_rvr_id=1210775112117&rmvSB=true

 

Complete and utter crap does not even start to describe just what a waste of a car this is.

[Rod/b]

That thing comes up for sale relatively frquently. What a shitbox though.

 

https://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40762

[JeeExEll]

Don't know if this is classed as ebay tat or bargain or whatever but I like it. Will look better once the green paint has faded a bit more. No pineapples or Nitromors necessary.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Zephyr-Six-mk1-1955-hot-rod-modified-/352048099158?hash=item51f7b3af56:g:h4cAAOSwX61ZC0z3

[Asimo]

OMG, and here's a decent and reasonably-priced Morris Major Elite!

 

 

Because these cars were so reliable and well-made, they just kept going and going until absolutely run into the ground.  So most of the survivors are absolutely f***ed for that reason.  Just worn out.

 

Decent ones are shooting up in value, because knock BMC all you like, and deride these cars as unfashionable if you wish, but they were QUALITY. No irony.

 

That is giving me a headache - Riley / Wolseley centre section with Minx rear end and 100E Ford headlights?????

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Thema-16v-Turbo-SE-series-II-for-renovation-not-a-barn-find-barn-stored/401319991530

 

 

not a barn find, barn stored

 

Jeezers H. Chroist!

[Junkman]

Have a proper barn find instead!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-735i-1989-barn-find/252917423305

 

 

barn find

[Junkman]

How about an Italy find then?
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-900-E-VAN-1981-LHD-26-000-MILES-FROM-NEW/112395706377

 

 

26000 miles from new.

 

From when else, you sparkledolt?

[egg]

Ooh, I could be selling £5 smoothies out of the back of that Fiat van down Herne Bay front!