eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Oh well, it'll be miles away this so saves my bank account from another bashing

 

 

 

 

'Item location: wirral, Merseyside'

 

​Uh-oh.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL-CORSA-LS-AUTO-BLUE-/302301055773?hash=item46628c0b1d:g:BR4AAOSww3tY5mXI

 

'THIS CAR WILL NEVER WIN ANY BEAUTY CONTESTS'

 

[Cavcraft]

Say what you want about our Oriental friends, but anyone who names a scooter ModernArse Chris is clearly one of life's winners

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modenas-Kriss-1-110cc-motor-scooter-no-engine-/252909828556?hash=item3ae299b9cc:g:I1IAAOSwcgNZBkPg

 

No engine, paperwork, throttle, exhaust pipe, wiring, MOT or keys.  99p start price. Good luck with that one, Doncaster is miles from Preston.

[stillOrange]

Cav, this one is close to you.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172648310016

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Peugeot-205-Roland-Garros-/232318383693?hash=item361741364d:g:zkwAAOSw4DJYjdca

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Prelude-2-0-EX-Auto-1989-/252909806245?hash=item3ae29962a5:g:XrAAAOSw7GRZBj~j

 

 

Obvs if anyone actually wants a silver Honda 2 door 2.0 automatic, there's a cheaper option elsewhere. Just saying, like.

[Felly Magic]

That Corsa looks too clean to be for sale by Cavcraft Quality* Used Cars. When do you pick it up Billy? LOL

[Cavcraft]

Lambretta stunt team?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAMBRETTA-GP150-1970-NO-RESERVE-NOT-Vespa-Scooter-/132176602328?hash=item1ec656e4d8:g:Qq0AAOSwONBZBkuR

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-DATSUN-100A-tax-exempt-project-/182553592904

 

 

we are a small family business with a passion for classic vehicles in any condition

 

Why do you only sell vehicles in the very same condition then?

[Junkman]

Far away from Chester, but anyway.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-GL-RED-project-spares-repair-/162497714621

[Junkman]

£150 BIN.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Cherry-1-3SGL-/232318692915

 

 

Buyer will have to take away

 

Oh?

I thought I just pay for it and leave it there?

[Cavcraft]

20 miles away!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-104GL-Timewarp-genuine-54000miles-unmolested-RARE-not-a-barn-find-/142367738779?hash=item2125c74b9b:g:q7wAAOSw42JZBguz

[Junkman]

Use only after you shined your shoes!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VOLKSWAGEN-BAYWINDOW-CAMPER-POPTOP-RHD-TAX-EXEMPT-BARN-FIND-/262960667712

 

 

Please also note that the camper is located in Cornwall

 

Where the fuck else could it possibly be located?

[Cavcraft]

Same seller as Peugeot...

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-XM-2-1-turboSED-genuine-series-1-Spares-or-Repairs-project-VERY-CLEAN-/142367786697?hash=item2125c806c9:g:0kcAAOSwnONZBiZ5

[Junkman]

Another candidate for our newly formed Ranker Camper Section:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CA-Bedford-Dormobile-/162497647438

[Felly Magic]

Wrong category on ebay prize for this doobryfirkin, listed in BUSES & COACHES! £4k for an E reg Datsun van fitted with some cupboards and an old upturned boat glued to the roof

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Urvan-campervan-/182552294372?hash=item2a80f6f3e4:g:xdcAAOSwhvFZBQyX

 

[Junkman]

Purulence coloured Aldi for the wealthy teutophiles among you.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100L-Manual-C1-1975-South-African-import-now-UK-registered-/252909503865

 

[Felly Magic]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-DATSUN-100A-tax-exempt-project-/182553592904

 

 

Why do you only sell vehicles in the very same condition then?

 

Indicators on the wing the wrong way round, I suspect cheap respray & lots of pudding. Know these cars pretty damn well

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-MK1-Transit-Camper-Van-/322500040131?hash=item4b168015c3:g:tUoAAOSwc49Y67n9

 

'Great potential'

[Cavcraft]

Get your kicks on (bus route) 66

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-trafic-holdsworth-/292101860272?hash=item4402a0abb0:g:uasAAOSwcgNZBiUt

[Junkman]

No hole in roof = no holes in floor pan?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-1977-Fixed-Roof-Coupe-600-worth-of-new-parts-swop-for-motorbike-/262960515734

 

Thought so.

 

 

 

the bodywork is fairly solid, foot wells, spare wheel well, and inner wings could do with some welding.

 

So it's not very solid. What a thunderchimp.

[Felly Magic]

Slightly knackered, ex Eastern National Ebdons front Oilycan with headlamp bodge. Force Snail local to me, tugboat engine for utter slowness/thick chewy fog on start up.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/leyland-olympian-ecw-ebdons-front-77-seat-double-deck-bus-coach-seatbelted-/122468477514?hash=item1c83b0aa4a:g:Xs8AAOSw4CFY5QFT

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Colt-CJ-1-6-Mirage-Silver-/222493720021?hash=item33cda8bdd5:g:zPcAAOSwtGlZBcTn

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jensen-Healey-1973-Convertible-Unfinished-Restoration-Project-easy-to-finish-/162497428316

 

 

Work required to finish -

[...]

paintwork to outer panels

 

Under no circumstances!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Ford-Diesel-LPG-FESTIVAL-Happy-Camper-motorhome-Bus-4-berth/162485206579

 

 

In the last few years she has made joyous trips to Glastonbury

[egg]

Oh bloody Nora, that 104 needs group savin' too. That's bank holiday weekends for ya, everyone thinking about time they sold their shite.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-renault-4-van-LHD-french-registered-/222493841352

[Junkman]

To be like me in 1988 but a lot more fucked than I am today leaves you little change out of 50 bags nowadays!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-RHD-MASERATI-QUATTROPORTE-1-BELIEVED-THE-OLDEST-KNOWN-SURVIVING-QP1-/282454080639

[Cavcraft]

To be fair, any journey actually completed in an Iveco must be pretty joyous. 

[egg]

Love the 4 van, but no mention of NOVA of course.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Slightly knackered, ex Eastern National Ebdons front Oilycan with headlamp bodge. Force Snail local to me, tugboat engine for utter slowness/thick chewy fog on start up.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/leyland-olympian-ecw-ebdons-front-77-seat-double-deck-bus-coach-seatbelted-/122468477514?hash=item1c83b0aa4a:g:Xs8AAOSw4CFY5QFT

 

That Number plate, The bus wants to be saved