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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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If somebody else paid for it I'd happily prebook and mot and drive that beige bastard to sussex to seek temporary solace at my home for terminally ill BXs. That's the limit of my crowd funding I'm afraid.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Sod the Alfa 145 BV (I still haven't made the call), I'm also in on the crowd funding BX. In a world of finite resources this seems more important*

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I don't want to holiday in the sun
I want to go to Market Drayton 
I want to sit in utter misery
Cause now I got a burner for old bits of tree

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-lt35-camper-van-/172653525848?hash=item2832f3bb58:g:BcoAAOSw42dZBiNy

 

Oh now I got a reason
And I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
To be abandoned
By the Verwood wall

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-vans-motorhomes-/222493707753?hash=item33cda88de9:g:8mYAAOSwnONZBdCq

 

 

In Benedict Road by a wall
Well I was waiting for Bansky's call
praying for a nuke to hit this
at the start of world war three
I'm looking over the wall
And they're laughing at me

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-LT28-camper-van-/282453970702?hash=item41c3918f0e:g:WI8AAOSwrhBZBcCO

 

 

Oh now l got a reason
And I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
To be waiting
For the Bedford call

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Bedford-CF-Dormobile-Debonair-Camper-MK1-Tax-Exempt-Classic-Campervan-/391769989636?hash=item5b374fa204:g:SAYAAOSwlndZBQaA

 

They're staring all night
And they're staring all day.
I had no reason to be bidding at all.
But now I got a reason if's no real reason
And its rusting by the rear tyre wall
It's gotta go over the Bridge.
I don't understand it

 

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Claustrophobia there's too much paranoia
There's too many closets
I went in before
And now I got a reason
It's no real reason to be shitting
behind a Renault bog wall

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Trafic-T1200-Motor-Home-Camper-Van-Rapido-Randonneur-/112389454084?hash=item1a2aeef904:g:GjgAAOSw3ZRY-mob

 

 

 

I gotta go over the wall,
I don't understand this bit at all

Please don't be waiting for me

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Doovla says BX was built in 1984, but not registered until March 1986. Confused?

stillOrange Rank: BL Wedge

stillOrange

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The BX is in Lancashire. I have an empty lock up near Wigan. Short drive, it should manage...

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Let's make the BX thang happen.  I am willing to lob in some wong.  Who will do the blag?

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Sod the Alfa 145 BV (I still haven't made the call), I'm also in on the crowd funding BX. In a world of finite resources this seems more important*

 

Yeah but the Alfa might actually be usable as a car.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Britain First Holidays, how may I help?

 

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"In memory of those who gave all"

 

 

In Japanese prisoner of war camps?

 

.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-Van-Day-Van-Used-For-1940s-Events-/192173840049?hash=item2cbe7416b1:g:gZUAAOSwt0FZBj8K

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh well, it'll be miles away this so saves my bank account from another bashing

 

 

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'Item location: wirral, Merseyside'

 

​Uh-oh.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL-CORSA-LS-AUTO-BLUE-/302301055773?hash=item46628c0b1d:g:BR4AAOSww3tY5mXI

 

'THIS CAR WILL NEVER WIN ANY BEAUTY CONTESTS'

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Say what you want about our Oriental friends, but anyone who names a scooter ModernArse Chris is clearly one of life's winners

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modenas-Kriss-1-110cc-motor-scooter-no-engine-/252909828556?hash=item3ae299b9cc:g:I1IAAOSwcgNZBkPg

 

No engine, paperwork, throttle, exhaust pipe, wiring, MOT or keys.  99p start price. Good luck with that one, Doncaster is miles from Preston.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Prelude-2-0-EX-Auto-1989-/252909806245?hash=item3ae29962a5:g:XrAAAOSw7GRZBj~j

 

 

Obvs if anyone actually wants a silver Honda 2 door 2.0 automatic, there's a cheaper option elsewhere. Just saying, like.

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That Corsa looks too clean to be for sale by Cavcraft Quality* Used Cars. When do you pick it up Billy? LOL

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