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Oh!!!! These Alfa 33 4wd's are near the top of my all-time want list

 

 

If you do not buy this then I will have a massive hissy fit.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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This has been on a few times with different vendors. I do wonder how they end up with such numpties?

 

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Thanks for that pearl of wisdom. Maybe Gove had a point? Whatever, clearly saves you having to write any sort of proper advert.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Simca-Aronde-P60-Monaco-/252898674183

I noticed there is now no mention of the cat B write off the car had against it due to flood damage. Still would if it was for sensible money ie a lot less than it is on.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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I noticed there is now no mention of the cat B write off the car had against it due to flood damage. Still would if it was for sensible money ie a lot less than it is on.

 

That's not the Cat B write-off car. That's this one

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WAHEY!

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-mk3-/322498579593?hash=item4b1669cc89:g:e4gAAOSwuLZY3g4I

 

 

'1.4 spi'

 

 

​There's literally nothing not to like about that car.

 

​£525

 

​Except the price.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I'm posting this just because of its odd spec.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/2002-peugeot-306-meridian-d-1.9-diesel-estate/1235558876

 

 

It's a Meridian, which is the top-bollock trim level (bar the GTi). So it has half-leather seats, air con, all round electric windows, and front fogs.

 

However, I checked with the DVLA tax check too, the advert isn't wrong... this one is a 1.9D. WTF. I've never seen a Meridian with the 1.9D before. All the diesel Meridians I've seen before have been the 2.0HDi.

 

Luxury trim with poverty-spec powertrain. Mmmmmm.

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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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I read it and it was a delight. The seller is the biggest cunt in the world.

 

 "LEAVING YOUR FOOT ON THE CLUTCH AT THE LIGHTS IS A NO NO,,,THE PEDAL WILL STAY DOWN,,,COMES BACK WHEN YOU PULL IT BACK AND NO IT,S NOT A FAULT,,,READING THE HANDBOOK IN THE HISTORY FILE IT IS ONE OF THE DRIVING INSTRUCTIONS AND QUITE NORMAL FOR THE CAR,,ANOTHER POINTER TO THE CARS ORIGINALITY,"

 

He must think everyone else is too- likes his commas don't he?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Next time someone tells you Yank cars are GR8, point them to this pile of old bollocks

 

 

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'http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-PONTIAC-BONNEVILLE-BARN-FIND-/272649686162?hash=item3f7b300c92:g:aWwAAOSwuMZZA7Q9

 

'THE MISSUS THEN ACCIDENTALLY SMASHED THE BACK WINDOW BY FLICKING A STONE UP FROM THE LAWN MOWER'

 

Anyone who's daft enough to believe that is daft enough to have a wife who mows a concrete drive.

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