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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

 

Never seen a 'rod with a Navara chassis before

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Greetingtides, Idiotic moreover Establishment. How may one assist?

 

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'Could one decorate in an ornate manner my chosen course of perambulation, not withstanding to an utterance of my desire to appear to my eyes anything I may somnambulate, less matter which vision thy may incur?

 

​Absolutely, thy busiest motorway in Scotland 'twixt Glasgow and Edinburgh/ 1.0 pitch fine thread bolt.

 

'Excelsior! Can I have a literal case of diarrhoea with excrement smell waves emerging from said case on the side of my Vespa?

 

Extra copulating correct you can, boss. Collection will be Friday...

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VESPA-PX-SCOOTER-/182536141360?hash=item2a80007a30:g:6FkAAOSwSypY9x5H

 

 

Suggests: 'NORTHEN SOUL THEME'

 

Verdict: R SOUL THEME.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Never seen a 'rod with a Navara chassis before

 

You're unlikely to see a Nissan pick-up more than a few months old with one too.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But you just poked me in the fucking eye
One more turn you would end my sight you see
what the fuck have you done to me
You could have told me for sure
I'd be stuck on your Lambretta door
Instead I heard it through the ebay thread
I'd have a bog handle in my head'

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rimini-Lambretta-Centre-restored-Lambretta-TV175-Series-III-Rare-side-panels-/222481261023?hash=item33cceaa1df:g:~~sAAOSwvihY97l~

 

 

'this may not be to everybody's taste'

 

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Hire Purchase - Representative Example

  • Monthly Payments: £232.41
  • APR: 12.4%
  • Cash Price: £11995.00
  • Deposit: £3000.00
  • Total Amount of Credit: £8995.00
  • Credit Facility Fee: £149.00
  • Purchase Fee: £199.00
  • Initial Payment: £232.41
  • Final Payment: £431.41
  • Duration: 48 months
  • Interest Rate (fixed): 5.5%

 

I'd be well surprised if any lender is willing to stump up £9000 over 4 years on a 35 year old BL product. Especially given termination rights and whatnot with secured finance.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-1982-Full-Nut-and-Bolt-Rebuild-/172635188089

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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KEN-ELL!!! How ace it this!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-RENAULT-ESPACE-QUADRA-TXE-GREEN-BARN-FIND-STARTS-AND-RUNS-/322489403404

 

 Bloody hell, that's where I work. Can't be more than 3 minutes away

Shitetastic renner chod! Quadra for extra non-availability-of-spares-related-FTP-roulette thrills! Whoever buys this is an instant AS demigod.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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This has to be a bargain. 36k ZS 180 in right body style, right colour. Full leather upgrade and belts done recently. Doesn't have the silly spoiler (shame), but just Â£1250 or best offer.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-MG-ZS-2-5-V6-FSH-Only-36k-No-Part-Ex-Trade-Or-Swap-Swop-/292089436335

 

If this was localish I may well have snapped this up.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I've luzzed one on it.

 

Are you going to have a bid on it, too?

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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That Quadra has been on before, didn't someone here buy it ? What worries me is there is no mention of mot and the reg number doesn't come up on the mot site so has probably been transfered off it. The Quadra system won't work even if you did re-fit the prop and I bet the interior isn't as nice up close as the pictures suggest. There are a lot more of these about especially down here in the west country The one I had was really shabby inside mainly due to age, The materials just don't age well. The oil in the viscous coupling also only has a set lifetime and that expired many years ago on these so finding one that actually has working 4 wheel drive would be a miracle. It does look nice though just be prepared to be disapointed as they are not that great to drive.

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drum Rank: Renault 16

drum

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A photo of a phone photo

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He later added a couple of improvements

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Asbo motors Dundee on FB if those pics have sold it for you.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Greetingtides, Idiotic moreover Establishment. How may one assist?

 

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'Could one decorate in an ornate manner my chosen course of perambulation, not withstanding to an utterance of my desire to appear to my eyes anything I may somnambulate, less matter which vision thy may incur?

 

​Absolutely, thy busiest motorway in Scotland 'twixt Glasgow and Edinburgh/ 1.0 pitch fine thread bolt.

 

'Excelsior! Can I have a literal case of diarrhoea with excrement smell waves emerging from said case on the side of my Vespa?

 

Extra copulating correct you can, boss. Collection will be Friday...

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VESPA-PX-SCOOTER-/182536141360?hash=item2a80007a30:g:6FkAAOSwSypY9x5H

 

 

Suggests: 'NORTHEN SOUL THEME'

 

Verdict: R SOUL THEME.

 

 

Mr C, these contributions of yours are just getting better and better - laugh out loud stuff, much appreciated on a dull day! 

andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

andy18s

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£700ish for the sidecar combo

£200ish for the solo

No docs for either tho....

Delivery possible

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