eBay tat volume 3.

10,147 · January 15, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261153486652? ... 1423.l2649

This crispy Orion 1.8i Ghia must be a rare old thing, inexplicably I have put a bid in on it

OH JISM, I have won it! WTF I am gonna do with that I don't know.

Yo LankyTim, fancy a day out to sunny Anglesey?

Yeah, why not!

10,376 · January 15, 2013

That camo Cav was one of my spots, I guess the owner traded it in for something decent*. I'd sooner roll that than Balotelli's Bentley though, W.O. must be spinning in his grave.

Camo Cavalier (1995 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.7TD CDX) by quicksilver coaches, on Flickr

41,355 · January 15, 2013

I can't see a Cav in the photo.

Must be the camoflage doing its work.

Suddently it seems well worth 200 notes, and some

124,332 · January 15, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT- ... 2579ba6beb

This looks like some sort of mobile dog molesting unit and I cannot get past the vision of two fat blokes trying to entice stray alsations in by offering them a lift back from the kennels and asking if they want some bacon. Once they're in they get driven round a local estate and given the sort of sausage they weren't expecting.

'I's got a famous Pinto 2.000cc Petrol'

Appeared in The Knock?

124,332 · January 15, 2013

Hey, here's his cousin!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIRE-ENGINE-C ... 3cce0ec9d0

'Poodle bumming Ã‚Â£5.00 a go'

January 15, 2013

Metro = as good as dead.

whys that?

124,332 · January 15, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-HYUNDAI- ... 416ff6746f

Ã‚Â£250 BIN! Needs MOT and drivers window but does look well fit.

4.5k · January 15, 2013

Metro = as good as dead.

whys that?

The old equation: Metro (1275cc) + low mileage x cheap pricetag = mini owner anal rape.

83,721 · January 15, 2013

That Hyundai sticks in my mind for this bit of the advert, which caused me to LOL.

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos

Still seems alright for Ã‚Â£250 although you could end up driving around with a bit of corrugated perspex in the window as I don't imagine scoupe parts are that easy to come by especially given how seemingly easy it is to look the keys in one.

January 15, 2013

W, and indeed, TF

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-144-Chopped-Ratrod-Retro-one-off-car-1972-Tax-exempt-ONE-OFF-/150975907293?_trksid=p5197.m1998&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D18%26meid%3D4896857026971033257%26pid%3D100017%26prg%3D1006%26rk%3D2%26sd%3D281051296879%26

124,332 · January 15, 2013

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That would work a lot better if the roof wasn't red, ideally the whole car needs to be one (dark) matt colour.

January 15, 2013

Metro = as good as dead.

whys that?

The old equation: Metro (1275cc) + low mileage x cheap pricetag = mini owner anal rape.

i see! not if i can help it.

delapidated non runner + gifermatic box = win!

4,379 · January 15, 2013

I am now keeping a very close eye on this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111000161714? ... 1423.l2649

124,332 · January 15, 2013

Check out this f*cking pantry fondler

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-citr ... 3cce170d63

One giant clam on the roof, one MASSIVE clam driving it.

Seemingly the lad was ripped off buying the car so he did the sensible thing and spent Ã‚Â£1,500 on a reconditioned gearbox

17,353 · January 15, 2013

Is he referring to his life? As per most suffix-K reg cars (HELLO Land Rover & VW owners), I imagine there's some cheeky chassis number welding and V5 manipulation going on there.

23,594 · January 15, 2013

Seemingly the lad was ripped off buying the car so he did the sensible thing and spent Ã‚Â£1,500 on a reconditioned gearbox

What a fucking idiot, 10saxo gearboxes fetch approx Ã‚Â£40 for a flipping real good one

31,980 · January 15, 2013

Those "Lower then your grannies nippies" stickers you see on chavmobiles leave a real bitter taste in my mouth, they just seem really disrespectful, I love to see a grannie brain some shitback to death because of one.

31,980 · January 15, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-PEUGEOT- ... 19d8241cfb

Here I am selling my Step Dads car for him (as he doesn't have a clue about eBay).

Suzuki SJ Engine

31,980 · January 15, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-1983- ... 1c2f4bedcb

Lowered all round by 110mm, Have a set of lowering springs brand new but sits high, fitted once, so now has mk1 golf springs on to really lower.

17,353 · January 15, 2013

I'm mildly chubby, have bad posture, am 17 and wear woolen coats. Modifying my boring, poverty car with bits from Halfords like the ones in DUB magazine will help me get all the laydees!!11

83,721 · January 15, 2013

If look up poverty spec in the dictionary there's a picture of this Kadett. Only 2000 miles on it allegedly.

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=143653

124,332 · January 15, 2013

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Lush! Don't even remember them with vinyl seats either, though if that mileage is correct the previous owner must have worked in an oil farm.

47,182 · January 15, 2013

Yeah theres no way thats only done 2000 miles, gotta be 102,000, the engine looks honest but manky.

47,182 · January 15, 2013

Check out this f*cking pantry fondler

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-citr ... 3cce170d63

One giant clam on the roof, one MASSIVE clam driving it.

Seemingly the lad was ripped off buying the car so he did the sensible thing and spent Ã‚Â£1,500 on a reconditioned gearbox

Brilliant, this guy must be SRSLY thick!

4,993 · January 15, 2013

That Ford Thunderbird has had 21 previous owner? There must be a few...er..issues.

124,332 · January 15, 2013

ZOINGS!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Ha-6c ... 2326ceed44

Wheeltrims need modifying with a baseball bat though.

124,332 · January 15, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA- ... 5d3910a60f

'Selling to fund my trip round the world flashing my knob. In-dick-ator not included'

12,954 · January 15, 2013

Povo Fezza

there is a big scrape and dent on passenger side where my aunt dragged side against garage door frame, this was the last time she drove the car as she realised she was struggling

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-FORD-FIE ... 19d8302db2

124,332 · January 15, 2013

There was something on eBay tonight

Something so shite, Fernandez

It was rusting there for you and me

For Bickle-ey, Fernandez

Though we never thought that he could lose

There's no regret

If he had to A-frame the same again

he would, our friend, Nigello

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-319- ... 19d82f1567

1,526 · January 15, 2013

not seen one of these in the wild for donkeys.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-14-GT ... 337f1e88d0

eBay tat volume 3.

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