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billy_bunter Rank: Austin Maxi

billy_bunter

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Like the car. Advertiser comes across as a bit of a plonker though. Dreaming of turning it into a drift weapon with the xenon's?

 

Seen this before I thought:-

 

photo-thumb-17776.jpg?_r=1424862058 Posted by Petrolize on 14 June 2015 - 02:28 AM in AutoShite

If you find a scratch the seller will take £100 off, which is lucky as it does seem a tad overpriced.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item3f4e88b76d

 

Does look very clean to be fair, and even comes with two tax disc holders for some reason

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I did see that puddycat!! in 2015. F***indg strange memory I have.

billy_bunter Rank: Austin Maxi

billy_bunter

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My spidey sense tells me this gentlemans 1st language is not the 'Queens English'. Possible his 3rd?

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201702162387251?radius=1500&price-to=1000&seller-type=private&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&postcode=bs11aa&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&page=1

 

 

Sorry no pic as site will not let me drop picture from autotrader in....

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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Get yer wallets out. (and can someone tell me how to link the pictures on ebay please)

 

Bikeshite:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152489975715?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

Right click on the picture, 'Copy image location' then click the little picture icon in the post editor and hit 'paste'!

 

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not running it just clicks when you press the starter button

 

Shagged battery FTW.

the judge Rank: Citroen Ami

the judge

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Mot checked it to see how bad. :shock::shock:

MOT history of this vehicle

  • Test date24 August 2016
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading92,075 miles
  • MOT test number9979 5565 8627
  • Reason(s) for failure

     

     

    Nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)

    Offside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)

    Nearside Rear Inner Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

    Nearside Rear Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Offside Rear Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Nearside Front Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Nearside Front Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Offside Front Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Offside Front Outer Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)

    Offside Front Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter insecure to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)

    Offside Front Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)

    Offside Front Inner Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

    Nearside Front Inner Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

    Offside Front Inner Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

    Offside Front Outer Brake master cylinder/servo mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (3.6.C.3)

    Nearside Front Tyre has ply or cords exposed perished (4.1.D.1b)

    Offside Front Tyre has ply or cords exposed perished (4.1.D.1b)

TL:DR

 

No fucking arse in car.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUPERB-PEUGEOT-309-LOOK-/182507901585?hash=item2a7e519291:g:aWoAAOSwOgdYxtPO

 

'In 1990 Horatio Spunktrumpet walked into Horsebollocks and Shitbeat Peugeot and part-exchanged his 1981 Cockspoodle Buttonknob for this 309, blah blah fucking blah...'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-vauxhall-cavalier-mk11-/222456075326?hash=item33cb6a543e:g:7d4AAOSwdGFYzpAG

 

'relisted due to a typical ebay time waster who won auction and then didn't communicate or pay. (what a t... p..)' 

 

 

Thespis? Either way, it's a tragedy.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This lot are selling a split new Taurus with a 3.5 litre v6 for less than the price of an entry level Mondeo.

I guess other than the wheel being on the wrong side you're going to be up the plums if anything goes wrong with it.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2017-FORD-TAURUS-SE-3-5-LITRE-V6-AUTOMATIC-130-DELIVERY-MILES-/132142137132?hash=item1ec448ff2c:g:w7YAAOSwZLhY265q

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Citroen BX Wagon in Oz

 

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$700, 0 Bids, 1 day left

 

 

ONLY 100 SOLD IN AUSTRALIA WHEN NEW

 

I call bullshit

 

 

 

Pillar above window line have some fillers bubbling up, but no rust.  hydropneumatic self-levelling suspension needs a few seals replaced, front brake pads need replacment and passenger front tie rod end has a little play, front door has a been opened to far at some stage and has a dint

 

Well that's twice the cost value of the car gone just making it roadworthy

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Citroen-BX-19-TRI-WAGON-1990-/272605562866?hash=item3f788ec7f2:g:5cgAAOSwOgdYxxa-

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Guest Breadvan72

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Right click on the picture, 'Copy image location' then click the little picture icon in the post editor and hit 'paste'!

 

 

 

Or just copy image and simply hit paste here - that takes fewer clicks.

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Guest Breadvan72

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Please restore the delete button.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-ford-transit-120-popular-tipper-2-5di-smiley-long-MOT-MK3-york-engine-/162449380409?hash=item25d2bcd439:g:~AkAAOSw2gxY29c5

 

'This has the good old York diesel engine (the same banana engine before the gas circulation banana manifold was fitted)'

 

 

 

 

York

 

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Di

 

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Transit Di

 

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