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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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I beg to differ. Greatly beg to differ. The 1.3 is hopelessly slow, wheezy and rattly, but has some sort of (really) odd charm to it. The diesel has no attributes whatsoever, hateful things.

 

That red (earlier) one is class.

You can beg all you like the Stone Age 1.3 anglia engine was shit in the late 50's and early 60's and didn't improve with age.

 

But that's the joy of opinion.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I thought at 7500 it would at least include the car

 

You wouldn't have to worry about money if you left a VW diesel running and the roof of that 'caravan' open.

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Half baked Billy Bunter with a turbot

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Hunter-1975-mazda-1-8-turbo/222377631107?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D40760%26meid%3D7fc17ba6be454021ad36d26c9e8dc254%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D282319555462

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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TERM

S

AND

CONDITIONS

APPLY

BLAH BLAH BLAH CONDORMAN BOLLOCKS PLASTIC VEEDUB FECK OFF GOBSHITE

So is it UNIQUE or VERY RARE?

 

Nasty car, illiterate seller.

bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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TERM

S

 

AND

CONDITIONS

 

APPLY

 

BLAH BLAH BLAH CONDORMAN BOLLOCKS PLASTIC VEEDUB FECK OFF GOBSHITE

Remember seeing one of these in furbers yard, had a fur dashboard and a mental purple metal flake paint job. Looked ace to my young stupid eyes.

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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The name's Bond, Brooke Bond

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BOND-MINICAR-Mk-F-BARN-FIND-VERY-ORIGINAL-MICRO-CAR-THREE-WHEELER-BUBBLE-CAR/152400321545?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40760%26meid%3D3af3bf390bca49d3bfe13e8d6d422957%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D142249224256

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Alright love, the name's Bond

 

'Oh, let me guess: James Bond, and you're here to spy on me?'

 

No, Unibond, and I'm here to fill your crack

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bond-Scooter-1958-5-/311665683336?hash=item4890b8eb88:g:5gIAAOxyw3NTmJdg

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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On the plus side, the interior is beautiful.

 

 

Er, OK

 

The tibetan hanging pockets are not for sale, but we can negotiate on the curtain. The decoration on the roof is a wallpaper mural.

 

Please consider that the bed is widthways and therefore 5'8†long and the drivers seat will not adjust back because the table is in the way. I'm 5'7â€.

No toilet, fridge or sink.

 

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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This is a new one on me a Nissan President according to my local auction house who are flogging it tomorrow night. http://www2.amstock.co.uk/husseys/StockDetail.aspx?lot=17&regno=E10BAM&sale=170118&type=car

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This has been on an industrial estate near me for years, it looks terrible up close, like a really badly finished kit car.  I have to be honest, the first few times I saw it, I assumed it was someone's homebrew attempt at a bodykit over an XJ40.  Still, 4.5 litres must shift pretty well.

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UmBongo Rank: Renault 16

UmBongo

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-cbr-1000-rwd-project-starts-and-drives-not-5-9-11-21-turbo-clio-16v-/182425214020?hash=item2a7963dc44:g:g5YAAOSwo4pYKLmn

 

Looks like a Raider...somewhatish.

 

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DUE TO ANOTHER TIMEWASTER ITS BACK UP FOR SALE,
NO MORE EXCUSES OFF THE DOG PRESSED THE BUY IT NOW, OR YOUR 2 YEAR OLD KID TYPED IN YOU PASSWORD AND BOUGHT IT
 
ALSO IT IS  IN SCOTLAND , YES SCOTLAND SO PLEASE CHECK DISTANCE BEFORE YOU CONTACT
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Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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and people say you can't get a back-street abortion any more.

Messed it up royally so I'll say I found it in a barn, maybe I can even say it was the artisan work of a few goats.....

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-cbr-1000-rwd-project-starts-and-drives-not-5-9-11-21-turbo-clio-16v-/182425214020?hash=item2a7963dc44:g:g5YAAOSwo4pYKLmn

 

Looks like a Raider...somewhatish.

 

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DUE TO ANOTHER TIMEWASTER ITS BACK UP FOR SALE,

NO MORE EXCUSES OFF THE DOG PRESSED THE BUY IT NOW, OR YOUR 2 YEAR OLD KID TYPED IN YOU PASSWORD AND BOUGHT IT

 

ALSO IT IS  IN SCOTLAND , YES SCOTLAND SO PLEASE CHECK DISTANCE BEFORE YOU CONTACT

Manual reverse......

95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-9-3-want-gone-by-end-of-the-month/1211000309

 

 

This is my saab 9-3 2.2tid for sale or swaps. Has been slightly modified but can be put to standard for right deal. 

Mot till July. 
140k but will go up as used daily 
Has bucket seats and harnesses in the front. 
Cone air filter 
Comic dash.

 

think you'll find it's not making me laugh, mate,

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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2Wd

 

2wd (2wd) all season and safest of all

 

its all 2wheel drive (2wd) best for winter and easiest for driving around and bein so rare 2wd

 

rare 2wd + 4 speed autogearbox

 

rare auto 4 speed with 2wd

 

cannot get diesel + 2wd + 4 speed auto in estima

 

*** RARE! ... 2WD – ... (with the rare auto 4 speed)***

 

I will reiterate

 

Oh, please don't.

 

She is the 2wd version so ok yes the snow didn’t come this year but it may well come towards the end of this year!...and she’ll have no trouble pulling other cars out of the ditches!

 

Lucida to the rescue!! 2WD all working. 

Great for the more rural of areas where they don’t bother gritting! :)

 

(You get the idea! ;) )

Good God.

95% of these are automatics.

And do you think he means it a 4WD one? Or 2WD? Dare you to ask him, I've lost the will to live.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-M-Toyota-Estima-Emina-2-2D-Diesel-2Wd-4-Speed-auto-8-seater-blue-/262812204326?hash=item3d30d3fd26:g:TS8AAOSw5cNYc97u

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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And do you think he means it a 4WD one? Or 2WD? Dare you to ask him, I've lost the will to live.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-M-Toyota-Estima-Emina-2-2D-Diesel-2Wd-4-Speed-auto-8-seater-blue-/262812204326?hash=item3d30d3fd26:g:TS8AAOSw5cNYc97u

Holy sht, it's been a while since I read an ad like that from start to end.

Seller has other cars for sale, I didn't look.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Badly advertised in rong category

 

Bargain for someone to master the outside lane etc etc

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/182422650756?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40802%26meid%3D62ee0891477a41a1b5fe0b0149aff2ec%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D262811930373

 

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Another hopelessly badly advertised Pug in the wrong category 

 

Winna for someone mehbe

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car/162361919144?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40802%26meid%3D62ee0891477a41a1b5fe0b0149aff2ec%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D262811930373

 

Outrageously rotton Pug 404 pickup abandoned project

 

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