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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This isn't quite the shittest pickup conversion I've ever seen, but WTactualF has he done to the bonnet? :?

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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One too many 9's in that price for the XM wagon?

 

Brown Metro with Rover era door mirrors? 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Austin-Mini-Metro-MK1-1-3L-1275cc-A-3-Door-Brown-39K-Miles/272501150001?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D99695879a46b442fa79e760dff4fb447%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D371828989353

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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2-litre SGX bluebird.  Someone buy it before that Picasso has its wicked way with it.

 

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DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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Shit pickup No2

 

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For Sale Vauxhal Vectra converted to a pick up

Lampeter

FREE

No MOT but has passed the mot every year of its life when it was a car has not been done since it is a pick up as it needs a new chassis no which I have the paperwork for and then re-registering on a Q plate with the DVLA which I also have the paper work for. It's all been boarded out looks good open to sensible offers

Mark Flaby Cars under £500 on facebook

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Quite WTF Benny Hill has to do with this steaming pile of horse crap, I don't know

 

 

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'This little van has some great history'

 

​Personally used by General Bernard Montgomery during Operation Overlord?

 

Used by Longshanks for emergency mortar supplies to Conwy Castle?

 

Took Harold to Hastings Eye Clinic?

 

Back-up vehicle to the Lunar Rover in 1970?

 

'was on the only fools and horses stand at Bressingham steam museum'

 

I don't care if you drove the fucking thing straight through Aunt Bessies' stove museum window, it's not worth £7,500 while I've got a hole in my arse.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-regal-only-fools-and-horses-van-/272507297998?hash=item3f72b360ce:g:IT0AAOSwnHZYamiZ

 

 

Verdict: let it end it's days being used for cheese rolling down a BFO hill in Hereford,then set fire to the remains.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Massive LOLZ at that Vectra pick-up, genuinely one of the best ebay spots I've seen. Top work.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is an unsual one.  No engine, box or interior mind - presumably robbed for a Mk1 Escort.  Mind you, that looks like a Mk1 windscreen, which is probably worth 250 quid on its own these days.

 

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-DAIHATSU-HI-JET-1300-16V-EFI-GREY-WITH-WINDOWS-AND-BED-SPEARS-REPAIRS-ENGIN-/222362101210
 
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There's about a dozen pictures of this thing, 6 of which are out of focus closeups of unidentifable components and not one of which managed to encompass the whole bloody van. The water pump pulley is on the dashboard though.
 

SOME SORT OF BED AND MOOD LIGHTING

 

I know exactly what mood I'd be in if I spent a night on that sort of bed.

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Zafira-1-6i-16v-2006-06-REG-JUST-OUT-OF-MOT-/201750772909

 

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JUST OUT OF MOT

 

That's weird, you'd think being sold by a garage called Trade Cars, they would know someone who can MOT it

 

 


Test date        15 December 2016

Test Result    Fail

 

Aaah right. "Just out" means "we didn't have the remotest chance of this scraping through with a mass of emissions problems including there being so much smoke they aborted the test"

  • gordonbennet, Alexg and AMC Rebel
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captain_70s Rank: Lancia Gamma

captain_70s

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This is an unsual one.  No engine, box or interior mind - presumably robbed for a Mk1 Escort.  Mind you, that looks like a Mk1 windscreen, which is probably worth 250 quid on its own these days.

 

Two pictures and one is of the bits of the car that aren't included in the sale...

 

GR9 JOB M8

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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If it's that good it's a fair price.

 

I'm a bit astonished, since for that kind of dough you could actually buy proper cars.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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less than 50 miles away - Check

no conceivable use for this - check

no place to store it - check

drive Mrs Thestag up the farking wall - oh yeah! Check

My lads would love it - check

 

Checks bank account - Oh bolloxs, I'm oot

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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I'm a bit astonished, since for that kind of dough you could actually buy proper cars.

Very true, but Citroen people aren't really interested in proper cars :-)

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Zafira-1-6i-16v-2006-06-REG-JUST-OUT-OF-MOT-/201750772909

 

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That's weird, you'd think being sold by a garage called Trade Cars, they would know someone who can MOT it

 

 

Aaah right. "Just out" means "we didn't have the remotest chance of this scraping through with a mass of emissions problems including there being so much smoke they aborted the test"

Ah those crooks in Cleckheaton, everything they sell should be cubed

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1300-RED-restoration-project-rat-daily-driver-barnfind-basil-fawlty-/282297066130

 

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An honest looking little car, minus fifty points for ratbombing the title. Let's have a read of the advert....

 

 

 

I arranged to drive down to Bromley Kent last week, but ended up at a random funeral in Winchester after meeting a beautiful young lady, I purchased a beautiful piece of art off the family of the deceased gentleman, we then ended up going into a few pubs in Winchester! Many Port and Brandys were consumed along with some Proseccos, rum and cokes and Champagne, from memory several fights ensued and I imagine many a black eye was received over the night, on our journey we met up with another beautiful young lady who was from Brisbane, well I felt like I was king of the hill as I walked around Winchester with these two beauties on my arms, we ended up in a quaint little terraced house where ,well I can't repeat what went on but needles to say Christmas came early for all three of us, anyway, that was the reason I couldn't collect the little car as I had to get back to the midlands the next morning.

 

 

 

 

Got her home lubed her up, greased her nipples and plunged the dipstick deep into her sump!!! 
Wait that was last week!!!!!
 
For Sale: Morris 1300. Owner has never had sex.
Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Isn't that 'sump guard' just a bit of old scaffolding plank or ply board? Fantastic spot chief anyhow.

 

 

 

he car is not actually a licensed batmobile

 

I'M OOT.

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