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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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BULLSHIT ALERT......

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-520i-manual-spares-or-repairs-please-read-add-/152358893986?hash=item23794c39a2:g:LWcAAOSwcLxYLJ5x

 

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Fail

 

Date Result Details 13/11/2015 Fail

 

Mileage

142772 miles

 

Mileage Notes

  • The mileage recorded at this MOT is average for a vehicle of this age. (Average mileage of 142100)

Refusal Notices
  • Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
  • Supplementary restraint system warning lamp indicates a fault (5.4.2)
  • Centre stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Nearside rear tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1)
  • Nearside front tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1)
  • Offside front tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1)
  • Nearside rear brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)
  • Offside rear brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)
  • Nearside steering rack gaiter split (2.2.d.2d)
  • Offside steering rack gaiter split (2.2.d.2d)
Advisory Notices
  • Offside rear tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.e.1)
  • Nearside ball joint has slight play rack end (2.2.b.1f)
  • Offside front brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.b.2c)
  • Offside rear rear wheel bearing has slight play (2.6.2)
  • Fuel pipes badly corroded

Some terminally dismal piece of Nazi shit needs a few niggly bits sorted.

 

Get a life!

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Fancy a restoration barn find jada jada smelling of horsey people?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMMER-5-8-7-5-Tonne-Horse-Box-1973-Restoration-Project-Barn-Find-BLUE-RED/132032232384

 

 

The fuck I will.

 

Hello is that English Horse Transport? I'd like to move my horse.

 

Yes. What breed is your horse?

 

Clydesdale.

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It's English Horse Transport, not Scottish Horse Transport. (PHONE DISCONNECTS)

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Why don't they still make these? Imagine being able to PCP this (new) for £249 a month.

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Is this Buick engine the only OHV straight eight?

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This is only an hour away and £5.5k but I am certain it would be cheaper to import a runner than to get this going. I really would like a straight eight and I really like big two door cars......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUICK-SPECIAL-40-STRAIGHT-8-2DR-COUPE-1939-SOLID-ORIGINAL-UNTOUCHED-CAR-RARE-/371801450551?hash=item569117e837:g:12IAAOSwPRlXm1ZU

 

edit $40k for a restored example. Worth a look just to checkout the rear seat.

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https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/buick/special/1820447.html

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I think you might be right - I was looking at straight-8s only the other day.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Looks like this has sadly seen the end of its days

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-rallye-/112235357859?hash=item1a21bfa6a3:g:fbwAAOSw4GVYTx57

 

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I remember it being a brilliant* idea to remove the heater - less weight, less prone to leaks, more power to the engine as the water pump doesn't have the drag of blah blah blah.

 

Unfortunately you can't drive very fast down a rally stage when you're continuously wiping the inside of the screen with your glove as the bastard has misted up again.

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