eBay tat volume 3.

[LessThanEqual]

[Bianconeri]

beet.jpg

Who the fuck would actually want to be seen in such a wankmobile?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-VW-BEETLE-1302S-TAX-EXEMPT-FULL-MOT/282284603933?_trksid=p2060778.c100276.m3476&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140725133651%26meid%3D6313eb865f194d0691319a2470124103%26pid%3D100276%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D222338424753

That offence against engineering has ruined my day.

[LessThanEqual]

This doesn't look all that bad for 2k.

 

 

Look at this!

 

 

MOT JUST EXPIRED (18.10.2016)

Oh well, never mind then.

[Coprolalia]

I'm not able to keep up anymore, so some of this may be reposts.

 

"Le Car"

 

 

Wood effect vinyl may be my new favourite flooring option

 

 

 

 

17,000 miles from new.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282285899331?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

 

Bear with me...

 

 

Twin control!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182384676637?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322356290613?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

Gloriously miserable

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132031495788?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

Listed as "Peugeot 1905cc Diesel 2 AXLE RIGID BODY"

 

 

Photography award:

 

 

 

It is what it is.

 

Righto

 

 

 

What you see is what you get.

 

Well I never thought otherwise...

 

 

 

You win you buy easy as.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/302167260268?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

 

 

 

£229.89

 

 

• 12 months MOT
• Clean and tidy for age
• Just 87,500 miles on the clock
• Towbar and Electrical socket
• Its the Non turbo model (Less problems for a car of this age)
• Smooth engine and gearbox with no nasty rattles or squeaks
• Very local ownership from new (Same village)
• Never been raced or rallied
• Service history present

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122260377805?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

I enjoy this just for the scenery. 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122270314207?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

This is back, cheaper

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/391650186516?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

"That's right soft lad, be sure to include lots of buzz words to draw the punters"

 

 

 

 

daimler lanchester ,vintage car, garage find ,v rare ,preselect gear box 1930s

 

"Now add a photo of the barn you found it in to build the tension"

 

 

"Now take a few poor photos"

 

 

"Litter with some illegible grammar"

 

 

 engine is free ..it has rust on rear inner wings and running

boards  ..chassis is a1 , doors all work fine and shut nicely

 

And you have a goldmine!

 

 

 

Still would though

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132032638263?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[SiC]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ASTRA-VAN-06-SPORTIVE-CDTI-/172443519477

 

Here's the full text of his advert:

 

 

The MOT runs out during WW1. Two bits of information, of which one is obviously wrong. How do these fuckwits make it through the day?

One for the late registration madness thread. I didn't know they were sold this late?

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Peugeot-404-Kombi-von-1969-absolut-komplett-und-fahrbereit/192035639666?_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D38052%26meid%3D7c253333570a4ccc9c2a6116b4d6fcf7%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D192031139280

 

[cort16]

bonus balls

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FORD-ESCORT-BONUS-DIESEL-SILVER-VAN-MK4-/262765372051?hash=item3d2e096293:g:cAgAAOSwnHZYVAvv

[cort16]

look at this thing !

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C657072

[cort16]

nice xjr

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C819953

[cort16]

 

 

1992 car with 3.9 Rover engine and Rover 5 speed SD1 gearbox. Rear wheel drive.

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C701131

[nacho man]

One picture but looks a bit too cheap for a real life millenium falcon.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150mph-SUBARU-SVX-Coupe-4WD-AUTO-cheap-classic-insurance-/252682955979?hash=item3ad513eccb:g:3mcAAOSw5cNYUmt1

 

[nacho man]

Got £350??

 

Well here ya are mate.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-SAAB-9000-CS-XS-I-2-0-with-a-long-MOT-and-lots-of-service-History-/192046281570?hash=item2cb6d9b362:g:A6MAAOSw-0xYRqkv

 

[nacho man]

 

Perfect number plate/bumper combo.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SRI-2-0-16V-ECOTEC-RED-SPARES-REPAIR-PROJECT-BARN-FIND-/361855652494?hash=item544047128e:g:VikAAOSwEzxYVBz5

[nacho man]

Hot to trot.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-505-gti-black-AUTO-/262737427927?hash=item3d2c5efdd7:g:B3QAAOSwA3dYOwmj

 

[nacho man]

dizzler 106's are for winna's

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-106-DIESEL-fiesta-clio-polo-golf-classic-car-barn-find-/252682002649?hash=item3ad50560d9:g:0O8AAOSwHMJYKJ9w

 

 

Body work is in good condition for its age (please study pictures carefully) 

 

 

Well to be honest mate, it looks like some mammal has been climbing over the bonnet for starters.

 

Seller information

exotic-animals

 

#fiesta#clio#polo#golf# classic car # barn find #

 

 

#noneofthose #iwouldsniffgarrawaysknickers

[Coprolalia]

Well hello.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-xj6-/272481485812?hash=item3f712983f4:g:AHUAAOSwImRYTFZv

[nacho man]

Here your chance to own an orginal***** senna mp4

 

 

 

it has 200 Cc rev and go

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/race-car-/252675117141?hash=item3ad49c5055:g:UvsAAOSwux5YSuRV

 

I was told it was built by a gent from Maclaren

 

 

I was told them magic beans would make me a fortune.

 

Curse you magic beans.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-a3-1-6-FRONT-DAMAGE-BURNT-VANDALISED-/332064206674

 

IM GUESSING GEARBOX IS STILL OK SO STILL MONEY IN THIS CAR

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-1-1-GTL-1984/322352472772

 

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Estate-/152357090194

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C701131

This RWD Calibra is something else, but why go to all that bother for a shitty Rover V8? 60's technology in a 90's motor. He should have fitted an Omega MV6 power unit.

[nacho man]

This is nice, trims and orange indicators do it for me.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MERCEDES-230-CE-AUTO-230CE-Coupe-Auto-/401216873839?hash=item5d6a63a56f:g:xcgAAOSw5cNYHhNu