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Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-car-alarm-DELAY-GUARD-classic-car-/332019164902

 

Currently my favourite thing on eBay.  I'd had these described to me in the past but never seen one before.  Perfect for Squire Dawson, Angrydicky, etc.

That's fucking brilliant. Thirty bob for something that sets off your horn at 6am when you switch the ignition on, while inevitably forgetting to switch the alarm off. 

  • mercrocker and AMC Rebel
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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The seller is a fucking throbber.

 

Look at their username, read the description, then notice they've included a photo of a completely different Volvo Amazon estate that was professionally modified, and I think it's even in the US anyway (I think I recognise it from somewhere else).

 

Then there are those wheels. Those wheels!

 

FRO.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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With regards to the race Maestro:

 

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LAWL 288mph Maestro!

 

Yeah, I know, it just looks like it's doing a self-test of the dashboard when the ignition is switched on.

  • M'coli, 11001010 and Coprolalia
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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£600 V8 Jaaaag Anyone

 

No MoT, might need to be handy with the Welda

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-JAGUAR-XJ8-AUTO-SILVER-spares-or-mot-repair-/142167101750

 

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  • Reason(s) for failure
    rear Brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)
    nearside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    offside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content at idle excessive (7.3.D.4)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
    Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
    Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)
    nearside front Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    nearside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill and floor (5.2.6)
    offside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill and floor (5.2.6)

 

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cms206 Rank: Lancia Gamma

cms206

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In a similar vein...

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  • "Reason(s) for failure
    Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
    offside rear Tyre has ply or cords exposed (4.1.D.1b)
    nearside rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    offside rear Tie bar/rod has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)
    offside front front brake binding (3.7.B.1)
    offside rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    centre Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    centre Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
    Emissions not tested (7.3.A.1)
    offside rear parking brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.6a)
    nearside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    offside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    nearside rear Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)
    offside rear Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)
    nearside front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)
    offside front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)"

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