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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Jesus, that Beetle effort is woeful. I'm not sure if it's the camera, but the bits of paintwork you can see look piss poor too.

 

£22000!? The mind boggles

 

Check out the MOT history for added woe...!

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Aye. And you're quite sure that this inability to pull is the car's fault?[/size]

I'd honestly be much more interested in the kind of woman who liked an old Astra rather than a new 'Limited Edition' Corsa on PCP.

 

On a sidenote, Vauxhall don't seem to understand the meaning of 'Limited Edition'. A friend of mine got a small car on finance a couple of years ago (now he owns the exRantingYoof LS400). He got a Fiesta, but looked at 'Limited Edition' Corsas and asked the salesman how many of them they were making, if they were so limited. The answer was apparently "uuuuuuh..."

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Wtf is with the dog. Didn't notice that at first!

it looks more like a wolf than a dog, therefore he WANTS TO EAT YOU!!

 

years ago the ex. had a Nova Swing in poo brazil nut brown that was a limited edition.... Opel out in Spain only made, like 1,500,000 of them!

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I've been looking at early Porsche Cayennes just because they're so disgusting I find them appealing .They're now pretty cheap given their original asking.

 

3500 bins

 

 

 

Car was driving perfect up to a few weeks ago, i had a test drive with a keen buyer, but he put it in 4x4 off road mode on the test drive. This is something i have never activated before hand. 

The car will not come out of 4x4 off road mode, so now it still runs and drive, but its almost like its in a limp mode because of the 4x4 mode being active.
Before this it was running and driving fine.

 

I told you not to press that button

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-CAYENNE-4-5-V8-VERY-HIGH-SPEC-HEATED-LEATHER-SUNROOF-TOW-BAR-/222261008298?hash=item33bfc9d7aa:g:XJ8AAOSwTA9X573J

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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^^

 

Already watching that white cinq, let me know if you're bidding as don't want to push the price up for a shitter.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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another hilarious* charity banger rally car

My response was going to be more along the lines of - Those fucking charity rally cars can fuck right off.

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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another hilarious* charity banger rally car

 

Oh come on. Be fair. They made it all the way to Wales AND Scotland;

 

 

via some scenic routes!'

 

LIVING ON THE EDGE.

  • garethj, strangeangel and richardthestag
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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Already watching that white cinq, let me know if you're bidding as don't want to push the price up for a shitter.

 

Its yours.  Go get it!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I've been looking at early Porsche Cayennes just because they're so disgusting I find them appealing .They're now pretty cheap given their original asking.

 

3500 bins

 

 

 

I told you not to press that button

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-CAYENNE-4-5-V8-VERY-HIGH-SPEC-HEATED-LEATHER-SUNROOF-TOW-BAR-/222261008298?hash=item33bfc9d7aa:g:XJ8AAOSwTA9X573J

 

 

A Cayenne that's never been off road? I find that very hard to believe!

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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A Cayenne that's never been off road? I find that very hard to believe!

5 minutes Googling suggests that the Transfer servo has likely gone duff.

Part seems to be a couple of hundred quid, but much fannying about with the OBD and HVAC or HAL9000 or whatever Porsche use.

  • For Fiats Sake and dome
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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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That reminds me of how they would occasionally refuse to come back out of jack-up mode- what a stich-up!

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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5 minutes Googling suggests that the Transfer servo has likely gone duff.

Part seems to be a couple of hundred quid, but much fannying about with the OBD and HVAC or HAL9000 or whatever Porsche use.

 

Can you not just remove the prop shaft to the rear wheels ALA every Freelander for sale on Gumtree.

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