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http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/252501281694?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%3A443%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fff3%3D4%26toolid%3D11800%26pub%3D5574630816%26campid%3D5337371985%26mpre%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.co.uk%252Fitm%252F1987-Mazda-323-Turbo-4x4-1-6-3dr-MOTd-Rally-Race-JDM-Retro-Classic-Track-%252F252501281694%253F_trksid%253Dp2141725.m3641.l6368%26srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D1078246869762&_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368&_mwBanner=1&ul_noapp=true

 

323 4x4 turbo? Cool!

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Look at thispost-17414-0-97992700-1471418498_thumb.jpeg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Chevette-HS-2300-Concours-Restoration/291757833266?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D37255%26meid%3D8222f34f22a3485a95d3d7074c65825d%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D24%26sd%3D291847579333

 

If this was an RS2000 it'd be £30,000 or something ridiculous , oh, hang on........

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Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Mk2-Estate-Breaking-For-Parts-Or-Spares-To-Repair/311632812205

 

 

I was going to use this car for a project but previous owner failed to let me know how rotten it is

 

maybe you should have looked at the 30-yr old Vauxhall to check for rust rather than just going off what the seller said?

 

Anyway, he's breaking it for spares now, brilliant

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New POD

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Cars in their natural habitat cont'd...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Citroen-ax-/302044534864

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Expect V5C needing to be applied for.

 

Reading the description which has NO punctuation I'd have to agree. Looking at the location, which looks like Woolton, or Crosby or somewhere half posh, I'd have to get stroppy and ask you to avoid stereotyping.

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Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-418-estate-SLD-turbo-1996-not-many-left-needs-work-for-mot-/112099201241?hash=item1a19a210d9:g:kYMAAOSw0UdXtHx2

 

'I've found a hole in my trainer big enough to put my fingers through. One complaint from her and now I'm banned from the gym.'

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-one-convertible-low-miles-cheap-tax-drives-perfect-/262582046282?hash=item3d231c0e4a:g:WvAAAOSw-itXtHxi

 

this could cause me to go over "to the dark side"

 

but when did these get this cheap?

 

or is this just a fucked one?

 

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It's a ONE. which is less powerful,

It's a convertible, which is less practical, and more to insure.

It's got 15 inch wheels, and cloth interior.

It's 11 years old

It's a mk1 and we are up to mk3 (like buying a used Samsung galaxy ace off gumtree and not renting an S7, from carpearwhorehouse)

 

The Bank base rate means that anyone with a job, can afford a new(er) one on easy credit

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MarvinsMom

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It's a ONE. which is less powerful,

It's a convertible, which is less practical, and more to insure.

It's got 15 inch wheels, and cloth interior.

It's 11 years old

It's a mk1 and we are up to mk3 (like buying a used Samsung galaxy ace off gumtree and not renting an S7, from carpearwhorehouse)

 

The Bank base rate means that anyone with a job, can afford a new(er) one on easy credit

 

many of these reasons make it all the more appealing.....

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many of these reasons make it all the more appealing.....

 

But not to the demographic who originally bought them.

 

And there isn't really a demographic of people who want to buy them.  That said a generation one 3 door, of whichever engine version, (one, cooper or S) is a great car, which can only be improved by being cheaper.

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many of these reasons make it all the more appealing.....

 

Early Binis are cheap. Can recommend, but you have to buy a manual one. Auto is a grenade-happy CVT.

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purplebargeken

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Doesn't look too foul. Those wheels remind me of something....

 

People, advertise your car by all means but clean the fucker out! Doesn't take much and it looks a whole lot better.

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What a bellend the size of Canada.

Then again, what would I do the moment I have a V12 Jag?

 

Note, however, that any pistonheaded Golf can do the very same thing a full 2.0 OMGMPH faster completely unscathed.

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is cheap for a 540i.  Especially when it's a

 

 

very solid car.

Needs a few things sorted to pass mot.

 

 

Well let's see shall we.

 

 

17/05/2016 Fail 

 

Refusal Notices

 

    Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.b.7)
    Supplementary restraint system warning lamp indicates a fault (5.4.2)
    Hazard warning lamps inoperative (1.4.b.1b)
    Direction indicators not working (1.4.a.2c)
    Front windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
    Nearside front windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Offside front windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Nearside front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.a.3b)
    Offside front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.a.3b)
    Rear registration plate lamp not working (1.1.c.1d)
    Nearside headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)
    Offside headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)
    Nearside headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
    Offside headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
    Nearside rear tyre has a lump, caused by separation or partial failure of its structure out of shape (4.1.d.1b)
    Offside rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content at idle excessive (7.3.d.4)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.d.3)
    Exhaust emissions lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.d.3)
    Nearside rear sub-frame has excessive play in a pin/bearing (2.4.g.2)
    Offside rear sub-frame has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.g.2)
    Offside rear brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.b.2c)
    Front brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)

 

 

Aye, that's "a few things" alright.

 

Presumably (what sounds like) a total absence of any functioning lights on an E39 is going to be down to the failure of some needlessly complicated (and doubtless coded to the car) control module or other?

 

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Then again, what would I do the moment I have a V12 Jag?

Indeed.  He's only 23mph short of what I had out of my V12 Jag* - although in my defence I was 19 and stupid(er) at the time.  Thankfully by the time Mr. Plod managed to get a fix on me I'd slowed down somewhat - still lost my licence though,

 

 

 

 

 

*it was a Daimler Double 6, if we're being pedantic.

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