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Bear Rank: Isuzu Florian

Bear

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"Rear arches have some filler and the one sill is toast."

 

That seems entirely, literally, plausible too. Hopefully not too burned. Wonder if they used white bread to match the paint...

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I don't know much about 'cut and shut' jobs, but I'd imagine it's probably better not to have the back of the car at a different angle to the front

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beetle-Wizard-Roadster-1972-One-Off-Custom-Owned-For-16-Years-23k-/182235845326?hash=item2a6e1a52ce:g:z3cAAOSw0UdXqL8X

 

 

 

 

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How's that made it to Lincolnshire already?!

 

I'm fairly sure I saw it for sale on a local facebook group a couple of weeks back.

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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Or a bank robber.

"They got away in a car!"

Make? Model? Colour?

"A green saloon. Or was it an estate? Might not have been green actually. Definitley a car of some sort. Probably..."

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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calling Cavcraft, I can't make out what the muriel on the bonnet is meant to depict, would you be so kind as to give your interpretation?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Cadillac-Fleetwood-Station-Wagon-Ultra-Rare-only-250-Made-in-the-World-PX-/162163165941?hash=item25c1ad8af5:g:RB4AAOSwHoFXqPz3

 

That's bonkers - look at the back of it! Looks like someone's parked a Volvo 340 in the boot.

 

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Looks grim doesn't it?

 

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But wait what's this newfangled device?

 

Equipped with 12v system with solar panel charging a battery[included]

 

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This is looking promising, it must be a nice place to be inside...

 

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Maybe not.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unfinished-project-Unbraked-Lightweight-Caravan-Camping-Sleeping-Pod-Trailer-/272335350400?hash=item3f6873aa80:g:LE8AAOSwENxXmwqH

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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calling Cavcraft, I can't make out what the muriel on the bonnet is meant to depict, would you be so kind as to give your interpretation?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Cadillac-Fleetwood-Station-Wagon-Ultra-Rare-only-250-Made-in-the-World-PX-/162163165941?hash=item25c1ad8af5:g:RB4AAOSwHoFXqPz3

 

 

 

Quite clearly, it's a futuristic interpretation of Jim Morrison from The Doors about to eat a donut before the skeleton of my dog twats him one with an orange squeezer on a stick.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Billy says "no words at all" re 4x4 FX4.

 

Sums the thing up most succinctly.

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