eBay tat volume 3.

[Hertz]

Boy, you is ugly.

 

[Hertz]

[nacho man]

Check this trouser arouser out.

 

TURBO dizzler.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-309-GLDT-Diesel-Turbo-/121979695997?hash=item1c668e737d:g:qXsAAOSwiYFXLgC3

[Hertz]

Cheap MOT'd Accord ends soon. Seller has no spell checker activated.

 

[nacho man]

 

Bananarama banana man banana engined banana coloured banana.

 

“Usual Ford faultsâ€

 

 

 

Yeah the old lost the dash transit problem, very common.

[nacho man]

We all like a TZD don't we.

 

This one comes with a sonic the hedgehog decal for extra top trumps points.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-TZD-1-7-diesel-81-000-miles-in-very-good-condition-with-12mths-MoT-/262388490709?hash=item3d1792a1d5:g:KXYAAOSwA4dWLkJM

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

That's the front one covered.

 

 

There's the back one covered. Good work, you have avoided the Numberplate Obfuscation Award!

 

Unless, somehow, the numberplate appears ten times in the next image.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-Mk4-3Dr-39k-One-previous-owner-RS-Turbo-XR3i-/111990518551

[wuvvum]

Have you ever fancied pretending to be a taxi driver from 1995?  No, me neither, but I quite like this, and it looks like a potential bargain with test until December (although refuelling could be an issue).

 

[wuvvum]

OH EM GEE

 

 

Somebody please buy this before I do something stupid.

[burraston2006]

We all like a TZD don't we.

 

This one comes with a sonic the hedgehog decal for extra top trumps points.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-TZD-1-7-diesel-81-000-miles-in-very-good-condition-with-12mths-MoT-/262388490709?hash=item3d1792a1d5:g:KXYAAOSwA4dWLkJM

 

I used to have one of theses bad boys! A guy called big mac on here bought it. Never seen him again!

[outlaw118]

Listed in parts too....may be there a while.....WANTZ 2 (teh lanseer)

[UltraWomble]

Morello Cherry is possibly the rarest colour of eVah on a BX.

[trigger]

What a great looking car that BX is.

[inconsistant]

Ferrari Testarossa:

 

 

Not really at the autoshite pricepoint but what a heroic ride.

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Porsche-924-Replica-Ferarri-Testarossa-Umbau-/131806093241?hash=item1eb0415fb9:g:s1EAAOSwY3RXJke4

 

 

I dare you.

[UltraWomble]

What a great looking car that BX is.

Got a sunroof deflector too - for maximum bonus shite points it needs to have the central armrest cubbyhole and rear cubbylole locker doors.

Its a non-ABS model too which means less hassle finding driveshafts.

[Supernaut]

The best feature of that BX is the POMPE BOSCH!

[Alexg]

What a cracker.

 

 

The only interior shot, bar shot of the steering wheel and some legs. 3 pics of the engine bay though - The mind boggles.

 

[laser wheels]

Possibly one for the Bargains* thread, but the way things are these days I have no idea what is a good price for anything anymore.

 

 

Interesting* fact: the Orion had a bigger boot and more rear legroom than the Sierra.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-FORD-ORION-1-8-EQUIPE-4D-105-BHP/111826764735?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D35391%26meid%3Dfed6a508dd6543e9a82ed8e930eab74b%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D7%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D331850965930

[Jon]

Here's a chirpy 127.

 

 

I'm sure the neighbours will be sad to see it go, since its shape clearly inspired their house design.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-1069641301.htm

[Jon]

This Gloria Brougham V6 Turbo is in desperate need of some chintzy stainless trims. Can you help?

 

 

 

It does however still contain arguably one of the best OEM stereos ever:

 

 

 

 

Is that a flipping remote?!!

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/auction-1082917673.htm

[skattrd]

That Gloria is amazing, do you reckon philibusmo could bring it back for us?

[Jon]

I have a personal gripe with the Ford ovals on these XC Falcons, as I think the earlier ones with the F O R D scripture look much better.

 

 

However, that's akin to rejecting Emma Watson because you'd prefer a bird with blue eyes, so I'll shut up.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/ford/auction-1038992148.htm

[Slartibartfast]

Look at this. Yes please.

 

[Jon]

13 inch trims, tomato red, beige vinyl interior, louvres, 4 figure number plate, colour coded sun visor and a crappy 1.9 4 cylinder motor. What's not to love?

 

 

Actually, the price is a bit stiff but being a Commodore owner already, that's no biggie to me.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/holden/auction-1078524420.htm

[Jon]

How clean do the lines of a Piazza look in white paint and no spoilers?

 

 

I bet it would look even better in silver; more like the prototype Ace of Clubs, less like the Inspector Gadget car.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/isuzu/auction-1066686525.htm

[Jon]

For once, I have no words (<<except these ones)

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/morris/auction-1083435623.htm

[Jon]

Ask me to choose between the Morris ute and this absolute corker though and I'd be truly torn.

 

 

I'm loving the XR3 copy wheels and the interior! Actually, I love it all!

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/ford/auction-1083571516.htm

[Jon]

This 505 GTI makes my old one look tidy. Auto too, unlike mine, which was sadly sans weirdy backwards gear knob most manuals came with.

 

 

 

It does however piss all over my brown one's chips by having this futuristically blue interior.

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/peugeot/auction-1077200070.htm

[Jon]

Skoda sold the 110 as a Sabre in NZ, for some reason.

 

 

I'd certainly show this one my sabre, and other penis associated euphemisms. 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/skoda/auction-1076505130.htm

[Junkman]

For once, I have no words (<<except these ones)

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/morris/auction-1083435623.htm

 

I have these: Fuck me sideways!