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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Grim. Currently 99p

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Photography award winner?

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Izuzu engine ( the strong one) . Not many owners and is surprisingly good condition but it has failed the mot and we just dont have time to repair it, Its too good to break and starts and runs fine. Needs a little bit of  welding and the rear brakes are inbalanced and a couple of other small bits ( i dont have the failure sheet in front of me so im doing this from memory!) 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222081917860?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

 

MOT history of this vehicle
  • Test date23 February 2016
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading108,898 miles
  • MOT test number2328 5097 1995
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
    offside rear Seat belt retracting mechanism defective (5.2.5b)
    Fuel pipe insecure fuel hose rubbing steering rack (7.2.1)
    Power steering component(s) leaking steering rack (2.3.3b)
    nearside rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    offside front inner Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded arch (2.4.A.3)
    offside rear outer Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    Trailer electrical socket (13 pin) not operating the trailer lamps as intended (1.9.4)
    nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
    Drivers seat fore and aft adjustment mechanism not functioning as intended. (6.2.A.3)
    nearside rear Brakes imbalanced across an axle (3.7.B.5b)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 10mm circle within zone 'A' (8.3.1a)
    offside front outer Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    nearside rear Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    offside rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (2.4.A.3)
    battery flat
    offside rear Shock absorber has a light misting of oil (2.7.3)
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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I was walking home past the Suzuka* GP circuit earlier and spotted this track day car. Sadly I cannot confirm about the LED door handles Reg Bolleaux. I wanted a head on but the driver was eyeballing me whilst he waited to get on track*

 

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As seen in the eBay thread:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/astra-track-car-modified-road-legal-long-mot-fun-to-drive-very-reliable-/252347810899

 

 

So his "track car" basically amounts to an air filter, cheap springs and the rear seats taken out of a 1.8 shopping car. Bet those Caterham and Westfield drivers must be quaking

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rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

rantingYoof

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The Government's MOT history site is making it so fucking difficult for people to bullshit a fucked car out of their life.

 

It's magnificent.

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Metro Vanden Plas 1275

 

Seller sounds a decent enough chap.

 

 

I'm a mini enthusiast and I originally acquired for its engine. However it didn't need much for an MOT and so since November last year I've been using it as my daily driver and have enjoyed every mile. In November I'm not going to have the heart to dismantle when so few remain and with the attention it gets everywhere I stop. Its worse than a mini for attention and you'll soon find out how many of your neighbours also had one.

 

Loving the interior

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272207252909?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

  • Jim Bergerac, MarvinsMom and FakeConcern
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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Kia Sportage in 2.0 petrol form. Futureshire?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401102921637?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

Good option instead of a 2wd Freelander with a fucked diff?

 

HA! Think again!

 

 

Runs as a 2 Wheel Drive Only at the moment as i had the free wheeling hub removed from the front drivers side as it was faulty and expensive to buy new from Kia .If the hub can be bought off a breakers then you would have 4 wheel drive back and very straightforward to replace.It drives fine and will not fail MOT on th
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I really must get round to buying one of these one day. Heard they're desperately slow, but I reckon they're so ace it doesn't actually matter.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-BSA-BANTAM-BARN-FIND-BLUE-/131781039170?hash=item1eaec31442:g:gvsAAOSwubRXDlgm

  • anonymous user, garethj and mercrocker
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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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I had an ambulance bodied Leyland FG as a teenager with a plan to turn it into a camper. Cracked block, terminal chassis rust and fucked brakes put paid to that idea. 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322067837786?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

 

Parked up about 30 years ago and at the time the engine was running fine
Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Check out this steaming pile of shit

 

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VAUXHALL  DIS-ASTRA!


Here is our Vauxhall Astra home made pick up we used it for collecting logs and general field work last year since then we have bought a tractor and no longer need this. 

This is a wonderful contraption but since being parked up the fuel pump has packed up and it will no longer start, engine is good (1.4 petrol) gear box good, got a good set of alloys and nice tires, windscreen is also good, so good for parts or banger racing etc... We also still have the tailgate which has rear windscreen. 

Please note buyer MUST remove whole vehicle by trailer or truck, and I don't want people coming and pulling bits off it in my drive, thanks.

 

First person with £25 can have the lot

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172147460474?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/54-Jaguar-XJ-Series-3-0-Auto-XJ6-SE-Damaged-Salvage-Repairable-/191832959064?hash=item2caa22a858:g:QJkAAOSwyjBW8X6Z

 

this keeps winking at me. it is a insurance write off though.

 

a second hand wing is £120-odd and a headlamp unit is £35-ish. the grill though is a cool £100-£150-odd

 

i would though hope that the bumper and bonnet are undamaged. or that they would repair?

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Beeep beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FULL-MoT-STUNNING-LOW-MILES-1-4-PEUGEOT-306-MERIDIAN-LEATHER-SEATS-ALLOYS-2001-/231913241688?hash=item35ff1b3c58:g:NyQAAOSwYmZXD2e5

 

 

'I would never buy a used car without a full mot as it can cost a fortune in parts and labour as I have learnt to my cost in the past.'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-HONDA-ACCORD-1600-DX-33-YEAR-OLD-/231896735486?hash=item35fe1f5efe:g:vzgAAOSwKtlWoMV~

 

'There is an MoT until August.'

 

 

Bid retractions:

 

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Please remember that every bid on eBay is binding (unless the item is listed in a category under the Non-Binding Bid Policy or the transaction is prohibited by law or by eBay's User Agreement). Bidding on multiple identical items should be done only if you intend to buy all of the items.

It is ONLY OK to retract a bid if...,

  • You accidentally enter a wrong bid amount (for example, you bid £99.50 instead of £9.95). If this occurs, re-enter the correct bid amount immediately.
  • The description of an item you have bid on has changed significantly.
  • You cannot reach the seller. This means that you have tried calling the seller and the seller's phone number doesn't work, or you have tried emailing the seller and it comes back undeliverable.
  • There isn't 12 months MOT and the car is going to cost you hundreds
  • Bollocks
  • Tiger wank 

 

   

 

 

 

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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good god.... i've not seen a Tercel in 25 years? maybe more even.

 

i thought they had all crumbled away to rust flakes!!

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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My old fella always liked these, the best one he had was an ex plod 827 Manual. It went very well for a big old bus.

 

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