eBay tat volume 3.

[Alexg]

Look at this little sex-pot. £300 start and no bids with less than a day to go, probably as it listed in Antiques!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182021004667

[Uncle Jimmy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-PEUGEOT-305-1-6-GR-BLUE-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-ODDBALL-CAR-FROM-THE-1980S-/111908239401?hash=item1a0e403829:g:uLsAAOSwB4NWxOXE 

 

$_57 (1).JPG 

 

 

 

 

Pretty, but B post a worry....Says he has other stuff coming up for sale.

I want to douse it with fake Chanel No5 and whisper French symbolist poetry into its engine bay.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-HYUNDAI-ACCENT-GSI-TDI-YELLOW-/111907088828

 

 

Accent 3-pot diesel!!!! I have already lobbed some bids in on this but a zero-rater has got in early with a hefty bid so i think theres somethign funny going on with it.

[Clanger]

Nah, it must wear durty dawnsing ads.

Yes, but... 1 of 100 imported and tastefully* customized by the Checker Cab Company - you wouldn't just be winning, you would already have won!

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

 

 

Not absolutely the best set of pictures I have seen, but could be a bargain! - still at only £16 with a day to go.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131729692735?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-PEUGEOT-305-1-6-GR-BLUE-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-ODDBALL-CAR-FROM-THE-1980S-/111908239401?hash=item1a0e403829:g:uLsAAOSwB4NWxOXE 

 

$_57 (1).JPG

 

 

 

 

Pretty, but B post a worry....Says he has other stuff coming up for sale.

 

this pug is mostly lovely, BUT how the hell do you fix rot like that?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Just take the door off and 'dig in'

[MarvinsMom]

just dig in.... (shudders)

 

its the thought of where the rot ends that would give me sleepless nights!

[wuvvum]

That 104 looks sweet, but with no docs and (presumably) never having been registered in the UK, getting it on the road could be interesting...

[rml2345]

American fire engines are stupid. Just get in the the thing for fuck sake. What benefit does hanging off it do other than you get to the fire and there's no one there to put it out as they've all been collected by a big wheely bin that was sticking too far out into the road when they went past.

Prewar, British firemen (for they all were) used to hang off the engine as it was felt they could get to work quicker. As fire engines got faster, more firemen kept falling off so they reluctantly gave them a cab to sit in instead.

[strangeangel]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Nissan-FIGARO-MITSUOKA-VIEWT-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIOLET-55-000-MILES-/351256375313?hash=item51c882f011:g:hg4AAOSwofxUkGPx

[strangeangel]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-citroen-ax-1-5-diesel-full-mot-66-000-genuine-miles-solid-car-px-swap-/151983671531?hash=item2362eec8eb:g:NNMAAOSwQYZWwMYp

[strangeangel]

Small fire to top of engine loom

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Dodge-Ram-Spares-or-Repair-LPG-Conversion-/182010801554?hash=item2a60b06d92:g:u-EAAOSwa-dWsHdD

[strangeangel]

Benelli Adiva apparently missing it's roof, although this would appear to be the least of its problems...

 

 

no mot ,  the steering head bearings have collapsed , both mirrors are broken , the headlight is insecure , the boot catch is missing and held shut with a bungy , the battery is dead , the engine turns over on the kickstart and has good compression but doesn't run , various scuffs and scratches

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-BENELLI-ADIVA-150-SILVER-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/131725588518?hash=item1eab74f826:g:vPkAAOSwuAVWvNF~

[strangeangel]

Fancy a sidecar outfit that can go backwards as well as forwards? Got a bit* of spare time on your hands? Possess the patience of a saint and the wherewithal to actually register it? Then look no further!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dnepr-K750-Project-Spares-Or-Repair-Cossack-Neval-Sidecar-Outfit-/391384858156?hash=item5b205afe2c:g:Em8AAOSwUuFWv35x

[strangeangel]

I'm sure all the Ace Faces would have ridden wank Chinese peds had they been available in 1964

 

 

Belt/rollers/clutch bits for these cost pennies though, so if you relish the thought of 28mph misery in the gutter on the bypass why not drop him a cheeky offer. I reckon £50 should take it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-DIRECT-BIKES-CREAM-spares-or-repair-/151971263347?hash=item2362317373:g:kkQAAOSwJb9WsPNk

[MarvinsMom]

^its not got enough wing mirrors though, these need* at least 50 of them all over the front......

[strangeangel]

And this morning's Lazy Bastard Photographer award goes to...

 

 

Jinlun Texan... serves me right for trawling the SPEARS section in bikes I suppose. Actually, these ugly fuggers aren't the worst domestic market bikes ever to come out of China and can clatter on for years.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jinlun-Texan-Spares-or-Repair-/131729620045?hash=item1eabb27c4d:g:5WEAAOSwezVWw2mt

[spike60]

I used to have this things twin brother on identical mileage. What I don't get is why anyone would put a hydraulic handbrake, straight through exhaust, boost gauge, paddle clutch etc on a lumbering ancient diesel 5 series. Hydraulic handbrake? Is he going autotesting with the fucker?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-BMW-525-TDS-SE-BLUE-/182026028911?hash=item2a6198c76f:g:ejQAAOSwPc9Wwwzd

 

 

[Jon]

 

I never knew this was based on an actual BL colour!

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1035259755

 

I think I need to lie down awhile. 

[Junkman]

surprisingly this is actually quite nice inside.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-60E12-MOTORHOME-CAMPERVAN-/172103735147?hash=item28122e976b:g:NkkAAOSwQYZWvd2R

 

Not as nice as a Travelodge and those aren't really nice.

[Jon]

This is better than a bloody Travelodge:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/austin/auction-1034468962.htm

[Junkman]

It's more like Butlins.

[John F]

eddyramrod, on 17 Feb 2016 - 8:01 PM, said:

Bloody gorgeous, exactly how a pickup should look!

 

What, like it's got Down's syndrome?

[M'coli]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-citroen-ax-1-5-diesel-full-mot-66-000-genuine-miles-solid-car-px-swap-/151983671531?hash=item2362eec8eb:g:NNMAAOSwQYZWwMYp

Fingers crossed this is still available come the weekend...

[Jon]

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-1031509609.htm

 

These rated quite well in the May '86 hot hatch shoot-off in What Car? magazine, so on that basis I'd really like it.

[Asimo]

 

"155 bhp and gives around 50mpg"

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-streetwise-diesel/1152501520

[Asimo]

Forget about Renault Legumes, this is what you want, a Volvo'd Safrane.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-safrane-rxe-2.5v-exec.-auto-1999.-petrol/1155263253

[Spottedlaurel]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-AUSTIN-METRO-STUDIO-2-GREEN-not-mg-classic-xr3-xr2-/262293405416?hash=item3d11e7bee8:g:pf8AAOSw~OVWwytz

 

nice looking if upside down metro, plus its a "studio 2" which means mg eats and natty body graphics.

 

 

i'm certain that this has been for sale on the owners club forum for quite alot more than the starting price.

 

Not dissimilar reg’n to the one I saw locally:

 

1988 Austin Metro Studio 2 by Spottedlaurel, on Flickr

 

[oldcars]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Nissan-FIGARO-MITSUOKA-VIEWT-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIOLET-55-000-MILES-/351256375313?hash=item51c882f011:g:hg4AAOSwofxUkGPx

is that based on a K11 Micra?