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Lukas Rank: Citroen Ami

Lukas

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This is the most horrible, disgusting and degrading thing I have ever seen! Ever!

 

Imagine how humiliating it must be to be driven around in that! 

 

I know this is autoshite, but: NO, I do NOT loike that!  :shock:

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Great news, everyone, scrap has gone up to an all time high

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-55-VAN-2000-XREG-WITH-ONLY-56-844-MILES-EX-BT-van-/222008645813?hash=item33b0bf18b5:i:222008645813

 

£2,475!

 

'please beer in mind'

 

Beer in mind? You'd have to replace your blood with 97% proof Vodka and inject Gordon's gin directly into your head to think this is worth £2,475. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-SHARAN-1-9-AUTO-PETROL-Selling-as-Spare-or-Repairs-BUT-DRIVES-WELL-/291672031319?hash=item43e9020057:g:wwYAAOSwL7VWlOgd

 

 

'Exhorse Making slight noise'

 

Plays the McDonald's theme tune?

 

 

It's worth a look at the listing as it seems utterly hopeless and devoid of value, but is strangely alluring at the same time.

 

Verdict: Not with my money.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Escort van

 

 

 

handles excellently well. 

 

 

 

The vehicle's MOT runs out IN MAY,2017

 

Oh aye. 16 month MOT is it?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Copulate a mallard, look at this little HUNNY 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Vauxhall-Combo-B-Crew-Cab-Diesel-1-lady-owner-plus-Vauxhall-Motors-/321991974827?hash=item4af8379fab:g:IAAAAOSwa-dWqiT5

 

'This vehicle was specially built by Vauxhall at the request of the Post Office as a test vehicle - it is the only RHD Combo B Crew Cab Van'

 

£250 start, Manchester. There is literally nothing not to like about this, except perhaps the fact I can't afford it at the minute.  

 

'The only reason I am selling it is because I am now a 70 year old lady'

 

What were you yesterday, an 18 year old lad?

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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From Facebook

Is this all these are worth now

£295 £295 £295
Nissan primera
2002
New shape
5 months mot
71,000 miles
Climate control
Alloy wheels
X2 keys
Full v5
£295
Bishop Auckland

 

Wayne Chisholm new .. if anyone is interested.

 

 

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Jimblob Rank: Austin Maxi

Jimblob

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I like the look of this any idea how I'd find out what is wrong with it ?

 

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Would anyone have a registration and be willing to lend me access to bid on this?! Not sure I could register in time but want to save this from the crusher :-)

 

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fred Rank: Renault 16

fred

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That's a bollocks statement.

 

You don't know that as at that level (up to £2,999.99) the bid increment is 50 quid. For all you know the top bidder had a proxy of a gazillion quid.

 

The only time you can justifiably say "I lost this one by £x" is when the winning bid isn't a whole increment above your max. (e.g in this case, had the winning bid been somewhere between £2,200.01 and £2,249.99)

 

On top of that, you didn't want to bid anymore than a Desmond as the winning bidder didn't exactly snipe it and you still had an opportunity to counterbid.

 

 

 

I missed it because I was out looking after my Old dear, not because I Bottled it at 50 quid

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ground Control to Peeping Tom
Ground Control to Peeping Tom
Take your fucked up sills
and put your welding helmet on
 

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Ground Control to Peeping Tom
Commencing countdown,
emergency stop is on
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you

 

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This is Ground Control
to Peeping Tom

This is really weapons  grade
And I want to know what bra she wears
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare

 

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{CAN YOU HEAR ME, PEEPING TOM}

 

This is Peeping Tom to Ground Control
I'm leering through the glass
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And her brown star looks very different today

 

{CAN YOU HEAR ME, PEEPING TOM}

 

For here
is she sitting naked in a tin bath
Far above the world
My pork sword has grew 
And there's nothing I can do

 

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Can you hear me, Peeping Tom?
Can you hear me, Peeping Tom?
Can you hear me, Peeping Tom?

Can you hear me....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Transit-Cherry-Picker-/111888723512?hash=item1a0d166e38:g:QPEAAOSwX~dWql~a

J-T Rank: Citroen Ami

J-T

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My mum had one of these - 998cc, same colour, on a G plate, a City X which got you a passenger wing mirror, rear wash wipe and a clock. It made me *really popular at school. I can still hear that gearbox!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The Autoshite Holy Grail of Jaguars?

 

2.9: CHECK

Cloth seats: CHECK

Wheeltrims: CHECK

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ6-/151966068809?hash=item2361e23049:g:WVYAAOSwLnlWmN8G

 

£795/best offer looks mega VALU to me.

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-AUSTIN-A40-FARINA-PROJECT-CAR-BARN-FIND-WHITE-GREY-FOR-RENOVATION-YEOVIL-/391374248226?hash=item5b1fb91922:g:c30AAOSwKtlWqk91

 

i love these, they are just so pleasing to look at, especially the mark 2 version.

 

ok so maybe not as bonny as a minor (does that mean i;m going to ex communicated?)

 

but its still a very nice looking car, and i think one of the best to come out of longbridge

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It must be a doddle changing the rear wheels on this, you could just lift the back end up by hand

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SS-Arkley-1967-Spares-or-very-brave-Restoration-Austin-Healey-Sprite-Barn-Find-/262263982025?hash=item3d1026c7c9:g:kCAAAOSwnLdWqi5p

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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The Autoshite Holy Grail of Jaguars?

 

2.9: CHECK

Cloth seats: CHECK

Wheeltrims: CHECK

 

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ6-/151966068809?hash=item2361e23049:g:WVYAAOSwLnlWmN8G

 

£795/best offer looks mega VALU to me.

 

i wonder if the "Tokyo by night" dashboard still works as it should?

 

the body looks nice too, plus the sheer misery of it means that it is a car for a whinnnnaah at life.

 

and you won't see another one if you were to take it to a show....

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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That's not a misery spec one. It's dripping with decadent options;

Metallic paint

Automatic

Sunroof

It's practically a feckin Daimler!

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