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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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That Fuego sold earlier this year for £900 iirc. I was interested myself, but it went rather quickly ... It looks like the new sellers had his fun and is now after a bit of profit, lazy bastard is using the same pics as the previous sale.

 

Actually, that "Lazy Bastard" is me. Despite being so lazy I CAN be bothered to check out MY thread to see the pctures that I posted when it got it back to my house. If you did the same you'd see that it is not even the photo I posted when I got it and certainly not the one provided by the original seller, it was taken just over a week ago.

 

Do you know how much I actually paid ? . . . No, obviously not.

 

Do you know how much it's had spent on it ? . . . No, certainly not.

 

You are however correct, I have had my fun with it and now it's time for someone else to - I doubt it will sell for what I'm asking, but if it does I WILL break even. Unlike the cheeky sod who bought a £300 Renault 11 and still has it advertised at their garage for £1995, I'm in this because I like old french tat - and that's never the way to go for anyone trying to make a fast buck.

 

That has made me LOL massively.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ad of the day?

 

Vauxhall Cavalier classic

spares or repair.

That is pretty much all we have to go on. One pic:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 1083866522

 

It's probably a later one judging by the rear lights. [*awaits a cav perv to tell us the full spec from the unusual colour scheme*]

 

What an utterly f*cking useless advert. Can't recall a factory two tone Mk3 so that's probably a council estate tidemark 'Special Edition'. Seems to have a badge on the n/s/f wing which leads me to think it'sll be about an 'M' reg on 1.8 as they (1.8s) always seem to have pretty wank trim levels like 'Envoy' etc.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BEDFORD- ... 4d06295b2e

 

'Bloke comes in my local one night, said he bet £10 with anyone who shoved their car keys up his arse he could tell them what car it was. Loads of people took him up on the offer and everyone of them lost their bet as he rolled off all the cars the keys they belonged to. Finally my mate had had enough, so he went outside, whizzed his left hand spark plug out, ran the full length of the pub and shoved it the bloke's arse. 'Ooh, champion!'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's not lager

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bitter-SC-3-9 ... 23243d77c3

 

 

 

*Oh aye, that cockwand with the stupid VW van/bint in picture seems to be having a LOLWORTHY fail moment. His schill bidding hasn't worked, he must have bottled having his mate bid on it as the three bids that were on have been removed for stupid reasons.

I'm sure the fact it's a private listing had no bearing on dodgy bidding patterns :roll:

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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DO YOU LIKE CORSAS?

DO YOU LIKE ORANGE CLUBS?

ARE YOU REALLY CRUISING, OR CAN YOU NOT GO ANY FASTER?

WANT A SLOW ORANGE CORSA THAT WAS IN M*X P***R ONCE UPON A oh fuck it.

Why am I shouting? Seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

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Orange Corsa. 'Nuff said.

 

DO YOU LIKE TD's?

DO YOU LIKE STD's?

HOW ABOUT STDT's? Sexually transmitted delerium tremens? Well, fuck me...No, on second thoughts, don't. Let's not shake on it either...

 

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Get an STDT fairly cheaply.

Ben_L Rank: Austin Maxi

Ben_L

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That Renault 11 was in my family for a short period of time.

 

It was an absolute heap of shite... If you braked too hard, the rear left wheel would lock and send you into a spin... It drank oil like the vicar drinks tea and the tyres were all completely different sizes...

 

It was £350, sold for £300 with a broken passenger seat and then, with not much work or effort, £1995. It's a joke, and I seriously hope that the new "Owner" has sorted out all of the issues, as it was sold with the buyer knowing that it was a piece of chod for the banger track!

Renault18 Rank: Austin Maxi

Renault18

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That Renault 11 was in my family for a short period of time.

 

It was an absolute heap of shite...

 

Which one was it? The same seller bought two 11s very cheaply on eBay and both went up for £1995. I very nearly bought the blue Broadway when it was offered for sale by the first garage - they wanted in the region of £400 for it. The garage that bought it on eBay sold it to an enthusiast - they'd have to be for that money. They still have the red one for sale.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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That Renault 11 was in my family for a short period of time.

 

I cant find the R11 despite trawling through a few pages? Where is it?

 

I am a bit blind though.

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