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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-RENAULT- ... 0996485524

 

This is fucking mind boggling

 

needs to be sprayed, the original colour is black but prestige wrap done it in white

 

i found this out using a heat gun un be known to me the white wrap peeled away

 

the drivers door was damaged as previous owners uther alf wrapped round a concrete pillar trying to park it, i got another one from scrapyard in white but only had the time to fit one hinge to it

 

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RELUCTANTLY SELLING AS I AM ABSOLUTELY SHIT THICK
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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$T2eC16V,!ysE9sy0iPG+BQg9SCIydw~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sylva-Stylus- ... 1006689486

 

A SYLVA STYLUS....KIT CAR....AT THE MOMENT IT HAS WHAT I BELEIVE TO BE A CHEVET ENGINE IN IT WITH GEAR BOX BUT I COULD BE WRONG

 

Q: Hi, Just to clarify - this is not a Sylva of any description. I worked for Sylva Autokits for 6 years. I worked with Jeremy during the Fury, Stylus projects and Phoenix face lift. You really should pull this ad down and re-list it correctly

 

O RLY? you worked with 'JEREMY' did you? Well fucking CHECK YOU OUT! :roll:

 

Q: Hi, I Believe what you have there is a Vauxhall Viva based Kit Car from th 1980's, whose name escapes me for the moment. The design of which was a tribute to the lotus elan.

 

Well fucking thanks for that SHERLOCK :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll: I suppose you 'believe' the tyres to be round and the fucking windscreen to be see-through as well do you? CHRIST :x

 

Q: I'm pretty certain this is NOT a Lotus Elan, the front headlights on an Elan fold down and are not fixed. Also the wheelarches are rounded whereas an Elans are not - suggest you do a bit of research mate.

 

DON'T GET SHITTY WITH ME PAL. HOW ABOUT YOU COME ROUND HERE AND 'RESEARCH' MY FUCKING FISTS?

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$T2eC16V,!ysE9sy0iPG+BQg9SCIydw~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sylva-Stylus- ... 1006689486

 

A SYLVA STYLUS....KIT CAR....AT THE MOMENT IT HAS WHAT I BELEIVE TO BE A CHEVET ENGINE IN IT WITH GEAR BOX BUT I COULD BE WRONG

 

Q: Hi, Just to clarify - this is not a Sylva of any description. I worked for Sylva Autokits for 6 years. I worked with Jeremy during the Fury, Stylus projects and Phoenix face lift. You really should pull this ad down and re-list it correctly

 

O RLY? you worked with 'JEREMY' did you? Well fucking CHECK YOU OUT! :roll:

 

Q: Hi, I Believe what you have there is a Vauxhall Viva based Kit Car from th 1980's, whose name escapes me for the moment. The design of which was a tribute to the lotus elan.

 

Well fucking thanks for that SHERLOCK :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll: I suppose you 'believe' the tyres to be round and the fucking windscreen to be see-through as well do you? CHRIST :x

 

Q: I'm pretty certain this is NOT a Lotus Elan, the front headlights on an Elan fold down and are not fixed. Also the wheelarches are rounded whereas an Elans are not - suggest you do a bit of research mate.

 

DON'T GET SHITTY WITH ME PAL. HOW ABOUT YOU COME ROUND HERE AND 'RESEARCH' MY FUCKING FISTS?

 

I'd still rock that, it could be quite pretty with the right seats and wheels. And possibly the door hinges being moved. And MM5 chopping it in half with a circular saw.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Young man, I was once in your shoes.

I said, I was down and out with the blues.

I felt no car was within my budget.

I felt the whole world was so tight ...

 

That's when someone came up to me,

And said, young man, take a walk up the street.

There's a place there that sells Vauxhall they say .

They can start to help you throw your money away'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VECT ... 416d56e3ce

 

'WE DID THE RUN FOR THE LINDA MCARTNEY FOUNDATION'

 

'FULL BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR'

 

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cyruspower Rank: Austin Maxi

cyruspower

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C326860

 

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TOYOTA CAMRY 2.0 GL TURBO DIESEL 1990 MINT COND For Sale

 

Toyota Camry 2.0 GL Turbo Diesel 1990

 

Very rare Diesel Edition

 

These cars are becoming extremely rare as can be seen on other listings on ebay where this is the ONLY body as a DIESEL version.

 

Note this is a Toyota Camry 2.0 GL Turbo DIESEL 1990 the emphasis on DIESEL.

 

Also I will answer the most commonly asked questions:

 

Q. Does this car run on petrol or diesel?

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Not a car, wtf is this guy doing selling lots of shit for a penny with free postage?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/03-Pin-Electr ... 43b49bb311

 

I think this feedback tells you all you need to know about the seller!

 

Fast shipping, but stains on the pillow

 

He has odd listings, many of which he's obviously losing money on by offering free P&P (given the final price) and some odd feedback. He's probably doing it just to get people's names and addresses, as there doesn't appear to be any logic to it, other than that!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Not a car, wtf is this guy doing selling lots of shit for a penny with free postage?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/03-Pin-Electr ... 43b49bb311

 

I think this feedback tells you all you need to know about the seller!

 

Fast shipping, but stains on the pillow

 

He has odd listings, many of which he's obviously losing money on by offering free P&P (given the final price) and some odd feedback. He's probably doing it just to get people's names and addresses, as there doesn't appear to be any logic to it, other than that!

 

One should list an electrical plug wire card and stress its superiority to similar items listed elsewhere on ebay.

 

The frightening bit however is that there are people out there who bid on stuff like that.

Always remember, those people have the right to vote as well.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Not a car, wtf is this guy doing selling lots of shit for a penny with free postage?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/03-Pin-Electr ... 43b49bb311

 

I think this feedback tells you all you need to know about the seller!

 

Fast shipping, but stains on the pillow

 

He has odd listings, many of which he's obviously losing money on by offering free P&P (given the final price) and some odd feedback. He's probably doing it just to get people's names and addresses, as there doesn't appear to be any logic to it, other than that!

 

One should list an electrical plug wire card and stress its superiority to similar items listed elsewhere on ebay.

 

The frightening bit however is that there are people out there who bid on stuff like that.

Always remember, those people have the right to vote as well.

 

Don't some people bid on this sort of shit to build up feedback? Seem to remember one seller once listing feedback as a sales item for about 30p. Makes sense in a cock-eyed Ebay sort of way.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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He has odd listings, many of which he's obviously losing money on by offering free P&P (given the final price) and some odd feedback. He's probably doing it just to get people's names and addresses, as there doesn't appear to be any logic to it, other than that!

 

One should list an electrical plug wire card and stress its superiority to similar items listed elsewhere on ebay.

 

The frightening bit however is that there are people out there who bid on stuff like that.

Always remember, those people have the right to vote as well.

 

Don't some people bid on this sort of shit to build up feedback? Seem to remember one seller once listing feedback as a sales item for about 30p. Makes sense in a cock-eyed Ebay sort of way.

 

If one can become rich that way...

Renault18 Rank: Austin Maxi

Renault18

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That Fuego sold earlier this year for £900 iirc. I was interested myself, but it went rather quickly ... It looks like the new sellers had his fun and is now after a bit of profit, lazy bastard is using the same pics as the previous sale.

 

Actually, that "Lazy Bastard" is me. Despite being so lazy I CAN be bothered to check out MY thread to see the pctures that I posted when it got it back to my house. If you did the same you'd see that it is not even the photo I posted when I got it and certainly not the one provided by the original seller, it was taken just over a week ago.

 

Do you know how much I actually paid ? . . . No, obviously not.

 

Do you know how much it's had spent on it ? . . . No, certainly not.

 

You are however correct, I have had my fun with it and now it's time for someone else to - I doubt it will sell for what I'm asking, but if it does I WILL break even. Unlike the cheeky sod who bought a £300 Renault 11 and still has it advertised at their garage for £1995, I'm in this because I like old french tat - and that's never the way to go for anyone trying to make a fast buck.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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That Fuego sold earlier this year for
Actually, that "Lazy Bastard" is me

* soapbox up*

 

Chill Winstaaahn

 

It's not like that blue Trevi bought for £1200 and up for £4995 izzit.

 

*soapbox down*

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