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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

 

 

what a cunt, hope he does actually cry when it sells

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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what a cunt, hope he does actually cry when it sells

 

"IM JUST BEING AS HONEST AS I CAN BE!"

 

That could be rather relative, no?

 

What kind of twat with more money than brain-cells bid that thing to 6 tiles?

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Is it wrong that I find that last picture highly erotic?

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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I bet you used to knock one out to that who framed roger rabbit bird too? you sick bastard!

 

 

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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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It has a newly installed alternator costing £350

 

I am selling it now with the engine still in need of repair

 

When the new alternator was installed, a new alternator belt should have been installed with it. Annoyingly, the garage fitting the alternator didn't do this, and shortly after, the alternator belt snapped and spun into the cam belt which also snapped and damaged the engine

 

However all of the valves are fine as the engine turns over but doesn't start. All of this information comes from separate garage who looked at fixing it, but gave me a quote of £600 which was out of my price range

 

so its worth £2,250 for what reason?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-LT28-campe ... 2c68dc27e9

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Remember to replace the last number before .JPG[/img] with the 8 to resize the pic.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Todays selection from C&C:

 

Alfa 33 1.7i with 39k miles & long T&T .... looks like a BARG @ £950 ...if it was nearer and I didn't have too many cars etc

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C340636#

 

Rover fastback vitesse turbo, no mention of T&T £695 .... what could go wrong?

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C340663

 

French registered, but rhd with full MOT, high mileage (290k) 2.7l 944 ... £995

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C340690

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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One line description, but it looks all right for the start price.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230867265471

 

 

Looks great in black, would love to do a "Night Rider" conversion with the red light and the whooey whoo whoo noise, quartic wheel isnt far off what the hoff had in his hands either

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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It has a newly installed alternator costing £350

 

I am selling it now with the engine still in need of repair

 

When the new alternator was installed, a new alternator belt should have been installed with it. Annoyingly, the garage fitting the alternator didn't do this, and shortly after, the alternator belt snapped and spun into the cam belt which also snapped and damaged the engine

 

However all of the valves are fine as the engine turns over but doesn't start. All of this information comes from separate garage who looked at fixing it, but gave me a quote of £600 which was out of my price range

 

so its worth £2,250 for what reason?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-LT28-campe ... 2c68dc27e9

 

Which alternator costs 350 quid? The most expensive one I can find for an LT is 65.00.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

 

Have you actually read the entire ad?

 

The seller got quite angry when I sent him a message asking if he was going to use the money from the sale to learn how to punctuate! :roll:

 

Bloody hell, my eyes burned out before I could finish reading that. Anyway wants to bet that the only bidder thus far is his best mate and that he is now bricking it because none of the watchers are biting?

 

132 WATCHERS ON THIS VAN NOW! CANT BELIEVE THE INTEREST IVE HAD IN THIS VAN ITS AMAZING!

 

Watched :twisted:

 

Plus should it not be in bargains or birds and motors sexist thread?

 

Lol!! Cnut

Chip Rank Austin Metro

Chip

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Rover fastback vitesse turbo, no mention of T&T £695 .... what could go wrong?

Someone could spray "cock piss partridge" on it?

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Rover fastback vitesse turbo, no mention of T&T £695 .... what could go wrong?

Someone could spray "cook pass babtridge" on it?

 

EFA

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Yep, shoved that stupid VW van on my watch list too. Hopefully he could turn out to be a good rival for the 405 fella, I reckon you're bang on the money there RTS.

 

 

Have a nice looking Onion

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-ORI ... 4d0613e915

 

'front and rear bumber body kits from the RS catalouge'

 

:roll:

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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That is a very useful tool, I always wondered how people figured out how many watches an item had.

ypsilandra Rank: Austin Maxi

ypsilandra

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How do these septics do it? The question that comes to mind is how and why did this ever make it into production.

Is the front and rear screen the same? FFS.

 

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Shouldn't we all love these, cos of where the bits underneath originally started out?:

 

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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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Well I know it's not completely accurate but that Volkswagen T4 has 188 watchers according to this

 

http://www.watchcount.com/#serp

 

 

Shit, just put the item in that I want to buy for a song, 101 watchers :(

 

But.... something I've spied that's been miss-listed only has 7 8)

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Anybody want a cheap MOT'd fiesta? My mate in Shrewsbury is selling this,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/140867749997? ... 1431.l2649

 

$(KGrHqZ,!hQFBp-42toIBQew8M2C3!~~60_12.JPG

 

Auction ends pretty soon though! He's looking at getting anything over £200 for it.

 

He also has a Puma which needs brake flexis and a back box for MOT, £200 and an early Nissan Sunny estate on LPG with 12 months MOT for £400!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Anybody want a cheap MOT'd fiesta? My mate in Shrewsbury is selling this,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/140867749997? ... 1431.l2649

 

 

Auction ends pretty soon though! He's looking at getting anything over £200 for it.

 

He also has a Puma which needs brake flexis and a back box for MOT, £200 and an early Nissan Sunny estate on LPG with 12 months MOT for £400!

 

'Q: hi would you take 100 pounds for the car with no tax

A: Only in your wildest dreams.'

 

I might very well well have a home for that, Tim. Let you know soon as.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Bloody hell, my eyes burned out before I could finish reading that. Anyway wants to bet that the only bidder thus far is his best mate and that he is now bricking it because none of the watchers are biting?

 

132 WATCHERS ON THIS VAN NOW! CANT BELIEVE THE INTEREST IVE HAD IN THIS VAN ITS AMAZING!

 

Watched :twisted:

 

Plus should it not be in bargains or birds and motors sexist thread?

 

Lol!! Cnut

 

If it does sell, we can expect to be assailed with more horror boxes and eye torturing listings! :shock:

 

ME AND MY WIFE ARE GOING TO BE SO GUTTED TO SEE THIS GO BUT AS WE ARE STARTING OUR OWN BUSINESS CONVERTING THESE VANS WE HAVE GOT NO CHOICE AS WE NEED MORE FUNDS!
michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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ME AND MY WIFE ARE GOING TO BE SO GUTTED TO SEE THIS GO BUT AS WE ARE STARTING OUR OWN BUSINESS CONVERTING THESE VANS WE HAVE GOT NO CHOICE AS WE NEED MORE FUNDS!

 

Only desirable thing about that van was the strumpet in the fanny pelmet on the bonnet

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Anybody want a cheap MOT'd fiesta? My mate in Shrewsbury is selling this,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/140867749997? ... 1431.l2649

 

Auction ends pretty soon though! He's looking at getting anything over £200 for it.

 

He also has a Puma which needs brake flexis and a back box for MOT, £200 and an early Nissan Sunny estate on LPG with 12 months MOT for £400!

 

 

I'm current high bidder on this!

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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I do think a one way ticket to Malta then buy and drive some shite back would make a gr9 holiday.

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