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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Looking at the MOT history of this, it's either had a very harsh test this time or a couple of lenient ones in the past. It's gone from an advise last year for a bit of rust on the sills to what sounds like a basket case this year. Worth a look in case it's the former, I'd have thought.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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1.7 x the Passat, 1.7 x the trouble? 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Phaeton-3-2-Petrol-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/272086984125?hash=item3f59a5e5bd:g:inMAAOSwxN5WW0DS

 

'there is a gigantic nest of exhaust repair paste covering everything in there'

 

Soz, but LOL

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Rover Harlequin?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-214-i-12-MONTH-MOT-NEW-TIMING-BELT-JUST-45K-GENUINE-MILES-BARGAIN-/301834035402?hash=item4646b5e0ca:g:tm8AAOSwk1JWenqU

 

 

'This is a strong reliable car for somebody wanting a low maintenance reliable vehicle with plenty of history.
For the price you'll struggle to actually find a decent car that isn't going to cost you a fortune... this is your opportunity to get a fully working vehicle with a long MOT that's had the major components replaced with new so it will be a low maintenance car that can be relied upon.'

 

 

Wherever this car is, he's posted pictures of a Rover 214 instead.

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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As I believe Robert Plant from The Cube once sang, it's Friday I'm in love with a Zaz.

 

A Tavria Estate in fifty shades of beige gets me so tumescent that only an hour of Dracula feasting on my love chipolata could enable me to pack the tent away.

 

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http://www.cars.bg/c1427429

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suitable for hunters and fishermen

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Take a wild guess at what this FIVE GRAND pile of festering dogwank is supposed to be a "replica" of. Answer in 15 minutes.....

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For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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I like the facelifted version with the Pandaesque front end.

 

I test drove one years ago and the drivers door window literally gave me a cold shoulder, the other one rubbing against the passengers. Couldn't get up hills without being in first gear and was generally pathetic in every way.

 

Find me one in brown with a beige interior and I would though.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Crimestoppers? The seller hasn't committed a crime, he cannot be held legally responsible for what whoever buys his pile of shit does with it.

You might as well report Audi for the way their customers drive or Haribo for nonces luring kids. As for Smith and Wesson and Stella Artois -lock all the fuckers up for corporate murder.

 

No crime yet, but there will be, once someone buys the V5, and swaps the ID off a stolen one.

 

Anyone that restores that mini pickup should have to prove the Provence of all the parts he uses, and show video footage of the critical parts of the restoration, before he is allowed to tax it.

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