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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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and while i'm on the subject of BMC'[s greatest* hits, have we had this one yet?

 

a tidy looking morris 1300, i wonder if it is as nice underneath as it looks on top?

 

and not alot of money either....

 

nice!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-H-MORRIS-1300-SALOON-HISTORIC-TAX-STARTS-AND-STOPS-NEEDS-FINISHING-/121838235005?hash=item1c5e1fed7d:g:m50AAOSw0HVWDXQa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MoT history comes up with joyful messages such as

* vehicles underbody heavily undersealed

* Nearside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.2.6)
* Offside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.2.6)
 
 
THERE ARE A FEW SMALL HOLES IN THE FLOORPAN AREA THAT NEED DOING BUT NO OTHER WELDING NEEDED AS FAR AS I CAN SEE.

 

 

If I was in the market for one of these and I do like their clean lines I would run and not look back at this one.
 
Verdict = body shop chappy is a sculptor, possibly
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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She unscrews the top of her new K-seal bottle,

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-Club-1-8-Petrol-Manual-Spares-or-Repair-/172027424081?hash=item280da22d51:g:vLsAAOSwwE5WYH5K

 

and swept up the wheel arch with her brand new shovel

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Rover-Metro-1-1-L-STARTS-AND-DRIVES-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/221931090588?hash=item33ac1fb29c:g:9oAAAOSwNSxVZZDK

 

Like some kind of witch, with blue fingers in fist,
She can't take pictures because her camera's pissed

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-LAND-ROVER-FREELANDER-XEI-S-WAGON-BLUE-Spares-or-repairs-swap-px-/321947592164?hash=item4af59265e4:g:yn8AAOSwcBhWbVOi

 

The black side repeater and gold paint's an odd mixture 

the gaffer taped door is a permanent fixture

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-1-6-5-Door-Hatchback-for-Spares-or-Repair-/252211576176?hash=item3ab8fb3d70:g:Jg8AAOSw5ZBWNMnE

 

The DVLA deliver the final reminder

It won't be long before this fucker's in China

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/city-rover-spares-or-repair-/272074117112?hash=item3f58e18ff8:g:yvUAAOSwNphWaxQP

 

Things to remember before I bid myself

EML is on, fucked alternator belt

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-Streetwise-1-8-K-Series-CVT-Automatic-5Dr-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-04-Reg-/161913823097?hash=item25b2d0df79:g:BZgAAOSwcBhWaVmu

 

Home is a place that I miss very much,

from the baaaaaaaack of the bastard, re-cov-ery truck

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-DROPSIDE-HIAB-PICK-UP-MK6-2-5-TURBO-DI-/301810639225?hash=item464550e179:g:jOcAAOSwwE5WWgjZ

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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I'm guessing the imminent clutch replacement won't be cheap though?

I've just sold mine for a grand as it needs imminent clutch/DMF/cambelt replacement along with nearly 200k on the clock. And it's a Cat C on the VCAR too.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Much as I would like a 1970 Eldorado, with nowhere undercover to store and play with one, when thinking Cadillac I have to think modernish.

 

I expect these are too Vectra to be worth the bother, even if I could find a petrol.  Probably shit.

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What about these? I quite like the slightly Vel Satis look.    Definitely shite.

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£3500 for low miles and 245Hp puts it a fair bit cheaper than an XJ or an LS300

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201511309101080

 

They all seem to be leather-lined V6 automatics.                                                                              Bring back Velour!

 

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Also there is this in Kent: 134,000 miles (Manual) Gearbox Problems, Metallic blue with cream leather, usual age related marks. £400.00 ono   No pictures because Gumtree.  https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/2005-cadillac-cts-spares-or-repairs/1143245237

 

I rented a later model Caddy CTS (2008-) for a week in Georgia a couple of years ago, expecting comedy awfulness.  I actually really liked it.  It was the smaller engined one (2.8?), and although it should have been a bit faster for that amount of capacity (and consumption) it was a pretty good drive including on Brit-sized twisty roads in the Blue Ridge Mountains.  Very comfy and only a litle bit plasticky around the dash.

 

Verdict: would.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Oh my look at this hearse. I'd love to taken to my do when I check out in this.

 

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Same Auction in Spain also has this. Even has a Bollox private plate worth £££££££££££

 

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Always fancied one of these GT's. Do you think the seller will take 120 snots for it as it's the going rate init?

 

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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Fiat Panda 4x4 is on my bucket list.

 

This one sadly not a 4x4, but looks ok enough for not much cash. Currently £200.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/371506855332?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

Just in case anyone was thinking of having a punt...

 

mot expired last week..

 

 

While that's true, he's 'forgotten' to mention that it failed one on the 30th November:

 

offside front Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)
offside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
Rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)
nearside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
offside rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill by sus /mount (2.4.A.3)
offside Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill by seat mount and jacking point (2.4.A.3)

 

 

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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She unscrews the top of her new K-seal bottle,

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-Club-1-8-Petrol-Manual-Spares-or-Repair-/172027424081?hash=item280da22d51:g:vLsAAOSwwE5WYH5K

 

and swept up the wheel arch with her brand new shovel

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Rover-Metro-1-1-L-STARTS-AND-DRIVES-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/221931090588?hash=item33ac1fb29c:g:9oAAAOSwNSxVZZDK

 

Like some kind of witch, with blue fingers in fist,

She can't take pictures because her camera's pissed

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-LAND-ROVER-FREELANDER-XEI-S-WAGON-BLUE-Spares-or-repairs-swap-px-/321947592164?hash=item4af59265e4:g:yn8AAOSwcBhWbVOi

 

The black side repeater and gold paint's an odd mixture 

the gaffer taped door is a permanent fixture

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-1-6-5-Door-Hatchback-for-Spares-or-Repair-/252211576176?hash=item3ab8fb3d70:g:Jg8AAOSw5ZBWNMnE

 

The DVLA deliver the final reminder

It won't be long before this fucker's in China

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/city-rover-spares-or-repair-/272074117112?hash=item3f58e18ff8:g:yvUAAOSwNphWaxQP

 

Things to remember before I bid myself

EML is on, fucked alternator belt

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-Streetwise-1-8-K-Series-CVT-Automatic-5Dr-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-04-Reg-/161913823097?hash=item25b2d0df79:g:BZgAAOSwcBhWaVmu

 

Home is a place that I miss very much,

from the baaaaaaaack of the bastard, re-cov-ery truck

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-DROPSIDE-HIAB-PICK-UP-MK6-2-5-TURBO-DI-/301810639225?hash=item464550e179:g:jOcAAOSwwE5WWgjZ

 

Lovin' the poetry! This really should be recited over suitable AS slide-shows in a John Cooper-Clarke voice.

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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Lovin' the poetry! This really should be recited over suitable AS slide-shows in a John Cooper-Clarke voice.

I'm reading it as a rewrite of "Labelled with Love" by Squeeze :)

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Zantimisfit Rank: Citroen Ami

Zantimisfit

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Of the late Minis these are (in my opinion) the nicest. Handsome alloys instead of the Lunar Rover wheels the Coopers had and not too lairy inside....although I do like the body colur dash that came with the run out Seven model. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-S-Austin-Rover-Mini-1-3i-30-000-miles-Service-History-/121809252214?hash=item1c5c65af76:g:1dsAAOSw~bFWPfS2

 

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