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Ross_K

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Stupid & Co, hello?

 

'Absolutely ANY picture of my choice?'

 

Yes sir, any 

 

'Ok, I'll have a crude 'England World Cup 1966 theme' of Pentonville Prison, but with an ironic twist of having Hitler lifting up a plastic 'dad of the year' trophy from the £1 Shop'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Vespa-/351546403691?hash=item51d9cc6b6b

 

 

'has been sat in a recruitment office for over 16 months'

 

It's unclear here whether he means the scooter or whoever painted it. Hopefully the latter.  

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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DISCREET SUBTLE MODS

 

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Yes, absolutely brilliantly discreet. I completely didn't notice the 97" stupid fucking wheels, the crap sticker on the bonnet or the army grade camouflaged engine paint.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-X5-SPORT-AUTO-GREY-CUSTOM-PAINT-DETAILED-V8-ENGINE-/321889805257?hash=item4af220a3c9

 

 

'I am a true bmw UK enthusiast'

 

Ok, that's 1-1, can't really argue with that.

 

'Mature sensible driver / owner.'

 

And in dramatic scenes late, late on an own goal has secured the game.

  • laser wheels, dome and EssDeeWon
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Holey Moley I wonder how bad that is?

 

 

There's only one way to find out.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Imagine the welding required on that Vitesse? You might as well just hand the deeds of your house over to Rimmer Bros.

  • EssDeeWon and BorniteIdentity
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Always buy a cared for example

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BENTLEY-TURBO-VERMILLION-RED-PROJECT-READ-LISTING-/151845673701?hash=item235ab51ae5

 

 

'THE KEY FOB PLONKER FOR THE ALARM BATTERY WENT DEAD'

 

That is a project for someone far braver than I.

  • Banger Kenny, mouseflakes and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The sad looking front of this car reminds me of my dog when it's been told off...

 

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...for cocking it's leg in the kitchen...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-COMTESSE-JOB-LOT-MICROCAR-BUBBLECAR-PEEL-TRIKE-3-WHEELER-BARN-FIND-MOPED-/171960321827?hash=item2809a24723

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-ca-ambulance-street-food-catering-van-citroen-hy-/351546640802?hash=item51d9d009a2

 

 

'have literally spent half an hour tinkering with it'

 

Q) Dear thesilverpenguin2012: is your dog a bitch and does she fancy making little domino babies with me?

A) Dear Dave_Lee_Cartland: No, jog on.

  • anonymous user and Bucketeer
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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

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1971 mercedes 280 sel 4.5. Never UK registered but is in Kent. Solid and complete, the man says.

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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Buggy/rail. I quite like the look of this but the description is mainly a parts list to impress Vw geeks.

 

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