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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think it deserves another picture

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-HIACE-CUSTOM-ONE-OFF-MODIFIED-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-BARGAIN-RARE-/221906048122?hash=item33aaa1947a

 

'FROUNT BUMBER AS AD MOR REPIARS THAN MY COKSOCK'

 

'NEEDS TO BE REGISTARED'

 

Just like the 1970's Radio 1 DJ* who owned it before?

 

 

*Not at all true, guv'nor.

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Well it does have an anti-gravity field.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£8,500.  EIGHT THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS

 

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SUITCASE ENGINE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-vw-golf-mk4-estate-custom-show-car-/201443931101?hash=item2ee6fe73dd

 

'Classic VW Golf Mk4'

 

CLASSIC? That's about as 'classic' as a picture of Jody Marsh's front bottom, painted with diarrhoea.

 

'its a sad day'

 

At least you got that bit right.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HD-Sportster-XL-Custom-Customized-Converted-Dyno-Harley-Bobber-/121779235193?hash=item1c5a9ba979

 

'REBUILDING OF NOT ONLY COLOUR CHANGES AND HANDLEBAR CHANGES'

 

Say what?

 

'IT IS POSSIBLE TO USE TWO SPARK PLUGS PER CYLINDER, AFTER THE CHANGE COIL AND UPDATE IGNITION MAPS'

 

Clear as mud.

 

 

'VERY GOOD BIKE FOR WOMEN, NEEDS SOME REGULATIONS'

 

'STUDY PICTURES'

 

Way ahead of you

 

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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SWMBO has a hardly dangerous sportster 883XL

 

hers is navy blue, and looks a shit load better than that one does!!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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There's one of those in the car park at work that hasn't moved for three years- it's going green. All intact though with those wheels.

 

I can bring some bricks.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Things you never thought you'd see painted on a car: a forked nosed Michael Bolton with a giant re-useable razor in his hand trying to slash Motorbikehelmetfacedman as Captain Arseman does a Nazi salute to stop a killer frisbee from attacking him

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Painted-Toyota-Celica-Avengers-Theme-/111789048422?hash=item1a07258266

 

'If you send me silly questions, I'll just ignore you or print out the emails and ridicule you amongst my friends!'

 

Can I get rewind?

 

'If you send me silly questions'

 

No, not that bit

 

'I'll just ignore you or print out the emails'

 

You're getting warmer!

 

'ridicule you amongst my friends'

 

You've spent hundreds of hours scribbling pictures out of ''Batman: The Retarded Strikes Back' on your car and you're going to be doing the ridiculing?

dome Rank: Lancia Gamma

dome

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£8,500.  EIGHT THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS

 

$_84.JPG

 

SUITCASE ENGINE

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-vw-golf-mk4-estate-custom-show-car-/201443931101?hash=item2ee6fe73dd

 

'Classic VW Golf Mk4'

 

CLASSIC? That's about as 'classic' as a picture of Jody Marsh's front bottom, painted with diarrhoea.

 

'its a sad day'

 

At least you got that bit right.

 

That needs to get in the fucking sea. R8 coil packs? Whats the fucking point in them apart from so you can tell other scene wankers you've got R8 coil packs. Cunt. 

 

I may not be a VAG scene fan

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That GS fuck up is so delightfully shit that even I wouldn't mind a few green puddles on my drive.

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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I can bring some bricks.

Not sure which lunatic or it belongs to ( have an idea though- think he's traded "up" to a blue scooby do) I can ask? It's Surrey though. Gu248jb.

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