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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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show car

 

Wow, Imagine paying £5 entrance fee to walk into a field and look at this bowl of wank...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/saxo-vtr-show-car-/281795388413

get it frow the mot it will need two new tyes, driver side seat subfram and a dipstick and a new lower arm ball jont it starts and run byt with no mot it will need to be pick up on a teller cash on pick up

Utter gibberish

£1000 Buy it Now

*Sigh*

derskine Rank: Citroen Ami

derskine

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I think young Stephen is a little misguided, surely bonnet stripes and minilites would be much easier.

 

Sounds just like the sort of total thundercunt that you would send packing after talking to them for five minutes.

Thundercunt is a pretty good word to describe it!

 

He's selling this one for £4500...

 

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Uncle Jimmy Rank: Lancia Gamma

Uncle Jimmy

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I like the way he's laid what he has of his Marshall Cavendish Build Your Own Morris Minor out in approximately car shape, he must be an air crash investigator by trade. 

 

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Looks like something Dr Richard Leakey discovered in the Olduvai Gorge in 1968.

Uncle Jimmy Rank: Lancia Gamma

Uncle Jimmy

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I do think that purple one would look quite cool when finished :oops:

Finished with a 14lb sledge hammer.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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aw yiss

 

motha fuckin' DRIVER INFORMATION CENTER

 

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Don't know what that means but it sure is information! Also have a look at that bit of paper - dude's either REALLY good at bowling or REALLY bad at golf.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Eldorado-4-1-V8-MOT-till-feb-2016-/321858514369?hash=item4af0432dc1

Split_Pin Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Split_Pin

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Thundercunt is a pretty good word to describe it!

 

He's selling this one for £4500...

 

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Yep saw that as well and thought how horrible is was. Fibreglass piglet 😂

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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The last of the non-kaploding Lagunas, tidy.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/X-Reg-Renault-Laguna-1-8-16v-sr-a-c-Alize-5-Door-Green-P-X-CLEARANCE-/121711201539?hash=item1c568d8d03

 

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They've aged well, you wouldn't necessarily think this came from the early 90s.  Can't remember the last time I saw one, mind.

 

 

Someone at work has one. Seems he's so confident no one will steal it that he a fob with the registration and his mobile number with the keys

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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TURN HEADLAMPS ON 21

 

Don't know what that means but it sure is information! Also have a look at that bit of paper - dude's either REALLY good at bowling or REALLY bad at golf.

 

:lol:

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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How about this one that my brother sent me a pic of yesterday,whilst buying bikes in Italy or Austria or somewhere in the Alps.

€6,000 for the 850, € 20,000 for the 1100. Both mint apparently and the owner speaks perfect English

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Fuck me this is cheap! £295 with ticket! I can hear the SVM firing up www.megabus.com as we speak.

 

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J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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There's something about large JDM car interiors that just looks hellishly comfy... maybe that's just me 

J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANDROVER-FREELANDER-1-8ES-80K-GENUINE-MILES-12-MONTHS-MOT-LEATHER/131595626221?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3Dc6af97378a1740c8a2323bf1f499d263%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D151803735288

 

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Lots of cheap/semi broken examples of these cropping up all of a sudden.. 

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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You'd need to be a drug dealer to afford it, 3 fucking grand?

 

 

Good work, that did make me chuckle.

 

Crazy Vaklav etc

 

 

She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

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