eBay tat volume 3.

[DVee8]

Be a little like a small top gear twat

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AERO-CYCLE-CAR-MG3-Morgan-3-Wheeler-replica-Guzzi-LeMans-motor-TOP-quality-/141744847391?hash=item2100a6ba1f

 

[DVee8]

Much brown lovelyness

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-HUMBER-SCEPTRE-TOTAL-ENGINE-REBUILD-DRIVES-LIKE-A-DREAM-MUCH-LOVED-/271959012188?hash=item3f5205335c

[DVee8]

Autoshite colours

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-ROVER-216-SE-BEIGE-/252061319033?hash=item3ab0067f79

 

[DVee8]

The tide just come in

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-825-Stirling-Coupe-Future-Classic-and-potentially-a-great-daily-driver-/321836712925?hash=item4aeef683dd

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OUTSTANDING-1982-FORD-CORTINA-80-MK5-2-0L-CRUSADER-JUST-27-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-/201410184624?hash=item2ee4fb85b0

 

[DVee8]

Any love for these? were does the roof rack go?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-BEETLE-KARMANN-CONVERTIBLE-1972-FLAT-SCREEN-HISORIC-VEHICLE-TAX-FREE-/271961152678?hash=item3f5225dca6

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-TOYOTA-CELICA-Purple-Gold-Convertible-Classic-Sports-Car-/231658113760?hash=item35efe64ae0

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-BMW-525-E-AUTO-Burgundy-metallic-cream-leather-/121734623927?hash=item1c57f2f2b7

 

[Skizzer]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OUTSTANDING-1982-FORD-CORTINA-80-MK5-2-0L-CRUSADER-JUST-27-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-/201410184624?hash=item2ee4fb85b0

 

[Cortina Crusader]

 

Doctor Doctor

Can't you see I'm burning burning

 

Cue 6 pages of arguing about whether he's an evil scoundrel or just a bloke with a fetish for polish and verbosity who's trying to earn a crust.

[auldford]

Jings!

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-xantia-temptation-estate-travel-wagon-work-horse-mot-till-april-87k-sale-or-swap/1129814789

 

 

 

 

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[Ghosty]

There's Vulgalour, but that's just plain vulgar.

[Pillock]

I quite like reading the DOKTOR's little sales patter. I have no idea if it's horseshit or not - how he'd know by talking to the third owner (or more likely the relative of the deceased third owner) that the first owner didn't want any options, but did want it in Caribbean Blue and wasn't he lucky to find that exact car five months after production finished - but it's better than half the eBay adverts with the ramblings of a halfwit bashing his face on a keyboard.

[skattrd]

That 33 is awesome, much wantage.

[cort16]

It is a nice cortina that's for sure

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Check out this mofo, £650!!!

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/843282261.htm?ca=7_s

[wuvvum]

Turbo diesel Cavalier with 11 months' test and a towbar, all for 250 quid.  I call BARG.  It even has a vinyl roof ffs...

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Classic-Vehicle-Camper-Conversion-Expendition-ready-tax-exempt-Bargain-/301715956784

 

 

ITS GRIPPED!!! SORTED!

 

 

My Land Rover Series Hybrid camper for sale with power steering, 200 TDI engine and all the extras

 

 

Tax Exempt

 

surprise surprise

 

 

HM Customs have stopped me just for a chat about the vehicle, always fun at ferry ports as they always have a chat. 

 

I bet

 

 

1 x chequer plating

[Lacquer Peel]

Jings!

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-xantia-temptation-estate-travel-wagon-work-horse-mot-till-april-87k-sale-or-swap/1129814789

 

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I think it's the same Xantia mouseflakes posted on the thread recently, it was up for £300.

Sticker bomb it and sell it after a week for £150 profit? Nice job.

[Alexg]

This early and non-frigged Corsa SRi looks HOT!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-future-classic-VAUXHALL-CORSA-1-4-8v-SRI-not-MOT-February-2016-ORIGINAL-/221857217458

[Jon]

Hmmmm, looks OK from a glance:

 

 

But........

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mazda/auction-935459660.htm

 

And not roadworthy natch as it's an unfinished project, being sold to fund another project. All for £1750 ono. 

 

 

I think I'll have this roadworthy one instead with fab steels, actual colour and tri-tone brown interior for £1550 BIN:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mazda/auction-934501506.htm

[Jon]

I'm sure I posted this before when it was up for sale previously but it's worth it again. Saw a red one zip past the other day when I was out for a coffee.

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/fiat/auction-934913474.htm

[Jon]

Mega chintz alert! Having sampled a 2 litre V6 auto one of these briefly, I can vouch for their worthiness. This one's a turbo though!

 

 

Also adorned with 4 x rear mounted JDM digital Birdseye Potato Waffles:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-935479422.htm

[Mr_Bo11ox]

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Jon]

In a bout of Autoshite reverse snobbery, I obviously prefer this ratty old Victor to the shiny one it's parked next to:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/vauxhall/auction-934789104.htm

[Jon]

Subaru obviously cornered the market for those who wanted to drive a car that looked like a cardboard cut-out rendition of a Daihatsu Domino:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/subaru/auction-934856923.htm

[Junkman]

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

-CK !!!!111!!11!!!!!!11!!!

[Matt]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121728354300

[michael1703]

Mondeo st24s

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-ST24-2-5v6-1999-new-mot-/281776975731?hash=item419b376f73

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-st24-spares-or-repair-with-private-plate-runs-well-no-mot-/161798555956?hash=item25abf20934

[michael1703]

 

 

My uncle has a country place

That no one knows about

He says it used to be a farm

Before the Motor Law

And on Sundays I elude the eyes

And hop the Turbine Freight

To far outside the Wire

Where my white-haired uncle waits

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Barchetta-Mot-May-2016-/131565374355?hash=item1ea1e84b93

[cort16]

ooh I like that