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The seller has just irrationally annoyed me by being in the same region of France where we used to have a house. I miss the house and the area like crazy and it still gets to me. Fuck.

 

Nice pair of project cars though.

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You could make a camper from yon Metro Chairman, if you really like sleeping in a standing position.

 

I see this as a donor car for something else ( hopefully a Metro) - there's got to be a limited market for the Metro Chairman and better ones have already been saved.

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Whoever designed that had consumed far too much coffee/cognac/both that morning.. 

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Whoever designed that had consumed far too much coffee/cognac/both that morning.. 

 

That's more an overload on "proper" absinthe and maybe 200 hours watching back to back lost in space episodes

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That's more an overload on "proper" absinthe and maybe 200 hours watching back to back lost in space episodes

I'm trying to fathom how the stalk on the left actually functions..  

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That Astra could be a bit of a miserable bargain. Pathetically shit attempt at photos though - and he's a motor trader, so it's his livelihood, but yet he just can't be arsed! The mind boggles.

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I know.. but then again, we could all start with those stories couldn't we..!! 

 

That Astra could be a bit of a miserable bargain. Pathetically shit attempt at photos though - and he's a motor trader, so it's his livelihood, but yet he just can't be arsed! The mind boggles.

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That is truly hideous. I don't suppose you fancy making enquires for me as I will have a truck out there in the next few weeks to bring something back. At the moment there is very little floating my boat out there within my 1000 euro budget

I don't think it'll float like a boat, more sink like a shit version of the Esprit in the Bond film, actually with a bit of a squint it does look just like an Esprit

 

Also I'm pretty sure I saw that Metro Chairman not so long ago at the multi-cultural boot-sale in Bessemer road Cardiff, it looked quite at home there

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I'm trying to fathom how the stalk on the left actually functions..  

 

 

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Re: Astra. I wasn't sure if he was on about the car or the elderly female owner. Those pictures are bloody useless. 

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Thanks - that's confirmed it's actually as complex as it looked at first glance! Do you think they designed some of these things as a joke? ("I bet they'll NEVER figure this one out...Mwahahaha. Pass me the Gauloises and my Rubix Cube...")

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A good friend bought a 2 year old GTV, metallic beige (really!) with that same stupid speedo in front of the passenger and an impossibly crap gearchange.

He poured money into that car, but it poured out ever faster as rust and it was all done at about 5 years old. Fuckin thing. 

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That is truly hideous. I don't suppose you fancy making enquires for me as I will have a truck out there in the next few weeks to bring something back. At the moment there is very little floating my boat out there within my 1000 euro budget

 

Its actually on my manor and I'll be there next week, PM me if you are seriously keen, I'll go round and interrogate the lad and get some more photos.

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Jesus, surely he'll be lucky to get anywhere near that? Nice all the same.

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I'm trying to fathom how the stalk on the left actually functions..

 

The top and bottom twists and there's a vertical rocker switch on the left you can't see in the pic which is the indicators.

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