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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-AUSTIN-M ... 337ba5e710

 

'including cooper interior and wheels, sporty steering wheel and wooden veneer dashboard, has given a fun, distinctive character.'

 

Fun because we're laughing at you and distinct because it's distinctly the same as all the other f*cking 'modified' Minis out there. 0/683,719 for distinction. GTF.

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Man the pumps men! Cavette's on FIRE like a demented Arthur Brown! :D

 

PS what of the rumour that Freddy did Rod Jane?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This'll take some explaining.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Santan ... 2ec16924ea

 

'This vehicle is ideal for rabbit shooting, lamping or general farm use. Has been modified by removing the roof and windows for ease of shooting'

 

Ah, that was easy. The seller is just a twat.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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Billy to the beige courtesy phone. Your car has landed.

 

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OSF SCENE TAX YO!

 

Or alternatively, a cheap 100E to practice welding on..

 

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Paging Wuvvum.

 

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Paging MM5.

 

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Campbell? Are you insane enough?

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-s ... 3a79506421

 

Quality effort there with your photography. -10/10.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

What a f*ck nugget!

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MR2-Turbo-Fer ... 20cab73026

 

'is garaged in Tywyn,Gwynedd ,just to keep it out of the weather'

Good thinking, you wouldn't want to garage it anywhere else as the weather may effect it.

 

Congratulations too on having the 'most like a council estate drug dealer type car c/w customer in picture' award of August 31st, 2012.

See, there's the thing about drugs, they're bad for you man. People get addicted to coke, smack and crack and what happens? They stop eating because they spend all their money on the gear, so they go dead thin and supermarkets lose out. So here's my proposal, right, we get them addicted on other things instead. I think we should start off with Chedds.

That way instead of being hooked on hallucinating, mind bending Class A shit, they start scoffing tasty little cubes of mild cheddar, starting off with nibbles and perhaps moving on to bricks. It'd be dead easy to do, invite them round on Boxing Day for cold turkey and explain you only have some tasty cheese snacks instead. Play them along, offer them quite a few but don't forget to mention that they're not addictive and to ignore the stories about Paul from the high rise flats, it WASN'T the 100% real mild Cheddar that killed him, he'd mainlined some Dairy Lea earlier in the day and the cheese got into his bloody system, he contracted vitamin C and died on his way to the doctors in the back of the Tesco van.

So now they're hooked, but they're hooked on a healthy snack, and this is where the ingenious plan starts to really work: Instead of queuing up outside the chemist every morning for a bottle of methadone, they'll be queuing up outside the Co-op for their fix. Now, not only will this have a slight effect on the MISERABLE, NOSEY, SHOWER OF SHIT staff in those wanky little 'supermarkets' it'll also mean the Cheddheads can do their shopping for their wives too. This means less fugly birds wandering round at mid-day in pyjamas to get 10 L&B and a pint of milk, AND it'll keep our poor* farmers in business.

Not only that but if a Cheddhead broke into your house you could just follow the trail of broken 'perfect for lunchboxes' snack back to their den, and on the way marvel at the 25.4 grammes of protein, 0.1G of carbohydrates and just 0.7mg of sodium per 100g, typical values.

It's a win-win situation I tell you.

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Pete

 

there was a time I'd just scrap an Isetta or heinkel like that - done it a few times too ...

 

Have been eying this up though

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Messerschmitt ... 5ae92f065b

 

Only £7600!!!!

 

and Billy, stop it with those little insights into your brain! I tell you, it's not good at this time of the morning!!!!!

 

;-)

michiel Rank: Renault 16

michiel

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Cheesy madness

 

I should collect them all and make a day-to-day calendar for the loo out of them (not the cheese cubes - Cavettes words).

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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WE HAVE A WINNAR!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... 0809365038

 

The car is an absolutely stunning example of the real car.

 

Unlike other versions of the car, this has been based on an actual Ferrari F430 and is 100% accurate outside.

 

Because of the arc of the windows they have been fixed in place, but someone with a mechanically minded friend will always be able to make them go up and down.
Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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my eyes!!!!!!!!!

 

That looks like a really badly painted and assembled Airfix kit.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Is that a Mini-Disc slot in that hi-fi? :shock:

+1,000 bonus shite points for the provision to play failed audio formats. :lol:

 

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Also for having my favourite feature on an estate car, TWO rear wipers! If only it had headlamp wipers as well that would bring the total to a nice half dozen. :P

 

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Bloody hell, That Peugeot F430 is a proper crock of shit!, Is it serious? I mean that's got to be a joke car right? Is that foil tape around the windows?

Guest

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6 and a half big ones would suggest "garygaz" is more then serious :mrgreen:

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Bloody hell, That Peugeot F430 is a proper crock of shit!, Is it serious? I mean that's got to be a joke car right? Is that foil tape around the windows?

 

Item Location: Wigan

 

Enough said :roll:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I've just seen the rear view of that 'Ferrari', what a fantasically awful heap of shit that car is.

 

 

*Edit, beaten to yellow Cress by Trigger!

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-RENAULT- ... 337baaf5c8

 

Isn't this one of the AS gang's car?

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Ha ha, I remember seeing those 'realistic ferrari kits' on ebay a couple of years ago. First time I have seen one on a car. Brilliant. I think the kit was about the same as his asking price.

 

The car has been wrapped in carbon fibre, which shows a few creases

 

Okay then.......

lyingscotsman Rank Morris Ital

lyingscotsman

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ive known that marina estate for a while...here it is in a previous guise...

 

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plenty of our type of cars through his hands too...fast back rapiers,consuls,minors,etc

he also fitted the marina engine into my split screen and lowered it for me too..

i know he's sortin out a minor traveller with the sides wooded,turning it into a woody van..

 

big al

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Chev ... 27ca83c470

 

This WINNER lives in Chester somewhere. I don't think he's helped the listing by stating it doesn't want much for an MOT then taking a picture of a fail sheet from a year or two ago. Also something about taking the roof off!

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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Yeap the 14 is mine just testing the water had an email from the seller of the gtl a couple of weeks ago and surprise surprise the sale fell through and he is looking for some parts. I don't suppose it will find any takers but you have to try. Bloody clutch has started to slip now so another little job to do before it goes

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