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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Historic rally car'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OPEL-KADETT-D ... 46071224c1

 

'Its is believed to have been built for the Astra Challenge….but I can’t prove that'

 

It's got a carb, this could be fun for the new owner.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WTF?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thames-400e-c ... 3cca1829ce

 

'Q: Hi would you swap including delivery for a 1990 2.0i Nissan bluebird automatic executive full leather all electrics sunroof alloys aircon and towbar has just passed Northern Ireland mot thanks dee

A: Hi thank you for your interest,your car sounds great however im selling my thames because im moving to a new house so no room for toys sorry mate'

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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It's like getting a really shit car and wrapping it up in a jumper you got for Christmas in 1974.

Has Trigsworth seen it yet...? :wink:

 

That's the look I'm hoping to go for with the Cortina!

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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That HRV is epic hideousness! :shock:

 

Take one, clean HRV, spend a fortune, countless hours and a few years to end up with a worthless piece of shit, on who's rear end the warning sticker reads, "PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH".

 

I reckon most people will heed that advice... :D

Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-HYPERS ... 0955649728

 

GEARBOX... GM400 TURBO * AWSOME POWER *... This acts like Nitro to the V12 OMG!!! GM400 turbo gearbox worth £3000

 

ENGINE... V12... nearside head off to check that number 10 valve needs replacing. Or best thing replace engine.

 

REARSPOILER.... AWSOME...BUT NEEDS FITTING.

 

YOU SHOULD BE IN A CARE HOME

 

Knob jockey of the highest order

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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I spent half an hour or looking at an XM yesterday. Verdict? 4/10 job.

 

Yea, many thanks for that too - I'm kind of thinking £250 would be my offer and I don't care if it comes my way.

 

Haven't emailed him yet - which shows how enthusiastic I am about it. My current two sound so much better.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I spent half an hour or looking at an XM yesterday. Verdict? 4/10 job.

 

Yea, many thanks for that too - I'm kind of thinking £250 would be my offer and I don't care if it comes my way.

 

Haven't emailed him yet - which shows how enthusiastic I am about it. My current two sound so much better.

 

If I think on later I'll do a 'drive by' as it's not far from where my wife works. I'll be bloody amazed if it's gone to be honest, he seemed a nice bloke but I reckon he was trying to pressure you with this 'other interested party' bit.

 

 

Cor, these must be mega unloved now if only £201 with 7 minutes to go. Ok, it's a crappy advert and it's done what K-series do but that seems a fair bit of car for sod all money to me.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-ROVER-75 ... 6rk%3D1%26

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Billy

 

I'd only be pressurised if I really, really wanted it! From your description, it'll need a visit to Cavette Enterprises for a couple of things like that alternator belt, and a drive to mine. And I don't think it'll be as nice as my two either.

 

Can't help feeling it'd be a money pit - it's all the silly stuff like the air con needing regassed, the fuel sender/gauge being sorted, replacing the main carpet that puts me off, more than anything major - the major stuff would see it being dismantled and heading over the bridge but the fiddly stuff needs fixed and it'd annoy me that it wasn't nice, being a 63000 mile car it shouldn't be that bad.

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Le Fallows

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Can anyone remember the Mazda TV advert from the 1980s. I can - vaguely. :?

 

This A reg 323 will need some work. Current bidding is at £46.00.

 

Mostly likely welding the floor pans if its not been done already, best friends old man had one of these and the floor was so badly rotted they nearly used a years supply of welding gas to do it :shock:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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XM still entrenched on Blacon drive way shocker.

 

 

Dare I say this doesn't look too bad for fifteen hundred rips?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/banham-frogey ... 4abb5bf81f

 

It's not a 'real' frogeye and it's based on a Mini so is probably doubly awful and thus worth an inclusion on this thread I think. No reposts, nit picking splitters need not apply.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Looks bloody awful to me! Like a frogeye, but sort of stretched vertically upwards

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cherry-Picker ... 3f1b7f41d0

 

'One Of The Most Useful Things That I Have Ever Bought'

 

Along with an action man cock extension, a barbeque for his gold fish and Stanly Unwin's guide (in Esperanto) on how to change the spark pugs in a Transit Di?

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Dare I say this doesn't look too bad for fifteen hundred rips?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/banham-frogey ... 4abb5bf81f

 

It's not a 'real' frogeye and it's based on a Mini so is probably doubly awful and thus worth an inclusion on this thread I think. No reposts, nit picking splitters need not apply.

 

There's a kit to turn a Mini into a Frogeye Sprite?

 

Why wouldn't you just buy a Midget and a fibreglass Sprite bonnet?

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Looks like another Banham crock of shit. It's like he looks at pictures of what the cars actually look like, but via a fairground mirror.

 

In other news, that Marina is GORGEOUS!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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the engine is a c20xe with a f20 gearbox driveshafts from a cav, the engine is in good condition and runs i know this as i almost had it start,

 

In other news, I can sleep with any woman I want. I know this because I almost talked to one last week

 

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Also, I'm not Redtop expert, but shouldn't the engine be straight?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... 1136732910

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-VOLKSWAG ... 4abb521869

 

'new alternator / new steering rack (the traction control light is now on though so may just need the error code wiping), all new turbo gaskets / full service & also replaced the turbo oil feed pipe, drivers heated seat stopped working last month'

 

'It's NEVER let me down - good old VW that will run forever'

 

If only everything in life, etc. :roll:

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