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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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The cars main issue is out of the four lamps on the front of the car,only 1 works.

 

 

As we don't have such thing as MOT here there isn't one on the car. We do however have random roadchecks, of which the car went through just before i purchased it and apart from the lights was passed.Not sure how that would compare to an MOT but thought i'd mention it anyway.

 

So it's not actually a problem that three quarters of the lights are broken? I'd say that compares unfavourably to an MOT. 

 

 

We also have no VAT in Jersey so the winning bidder will have to sort that out. I have taken all this in to consideration with my low reserve. 

 

If the car was exported to Jersey from the UK in 1980, what VAT issues are there bringing it back into the UK in 2014? 

 

e: closed the tab before copying the link sorry

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Looks like the kind of motor you need to cover the vast distances in Jersey.

A link would be appreciated.

Besides, what is that archishite in the background?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-Neon-LX-XENON-Modified-/301226337230?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46227d23ce

 

'This cost over £12K to build'

 

Money well spent, Corporal Cock-Spot.

 

'a real headturner'

 

I think I'd rather turn my head into the oncoming path of a twin engine soldering iron and burn my fucking eyes out than see that again.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Leon-1-8-T-sport-mk1-225Bhp-cupra-modified-new-MOT-Road-tax-/151336594835?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233c5d2d93

 

'And a gear stick a bit of interest (seat) is required to learn using'

 

If this car was a seat of learning, it'd have bars on the windows and 20ft high wall around it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-INTEGRA-CIVIC-RED-AUTO-MODIFIED-76K-TYPE-R-BODYKIT-TAX-TEST-PX-/181444843749?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3ef498e5

 

 

'I CALL THIS CAR 'CONSTIPATION' THE FRONT END LOOKS LIKE IT'S SQUINTING IT'S EYES AND THE BACK END LOOKS LIKE IT'S TRYING TO CURL ONE OUT. ALSO, IT'S REALLY SHIT' 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Comfort:

 

1.

 

 a state of physical ease and freedom from pain or constraint.
 
 

 

2.

 

the easing or alleviation of a person's feelings of grief or distress.
 

 

3. a computer chair with MDF backing balanced precariously on an assortment of scrap iron, dangerously close to a hot, unguarded engine.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-BASED-1600cc-pinto-TRIKE-FOR-SALE-/261517413933?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item3ce3a70e2d

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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It really is hard to pick the worst cock knockers between the mini abusers, too awful trikes and hopeless mr2 Ferrari replicas. I bet there's some out there (with no friends ) who's built all three.

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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I like slightly odd vehicles but I don't get trikes, surely you get to look a knob with the worst bits of a car and bike combined? Is it bike licence thing?

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Is ebay dead? I can't access it through firefox or IE, I'm already getting withdrawl symptoms.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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yes I'm having some problems too. HSBC site is completely dead as well

 

In fact it seems loads of 'big' sites are f***ed, some BT issue

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