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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Chelsea-Cooper-lookalike-/301209098175?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46217617bf

 

'Cooper lookalike'

 

Do you know what? I watched a video clip of Paddy Hopkirk in the 1964 Monte Carlo rally and at the actual moment he stepped out of the car to claim victory you could LITERALLY see the Union flag gear knob and dice and the air freshener depicting two of the PG Tips chimps, the blonde bird out of ABBA and Gail from Coronation Street.

Maybe this guy doesn't know what he has, he must be sitting on potentially several pence worth of automotive history right there.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-SIERRA-CHASSEUR-1-8-ESTATE-1-OWNER-56000-MILES-ONLY-/171352826359?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27e56ca1f7

 

I think someones been trying to map the London underground on the side of this Sierra.

 

It's the failures that worry me.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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WTF is going on there, is that his beer gut or something? Jesus.

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

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I wasn't aware "bollock too hairy" was an MOT fail, I'll have to re think my pre MOT checks from now.

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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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Sharston Industrial estate, I know it well.

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HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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That bin wagon is hilarious. Imagine how long it would take to do a street's worth of bins? :mrgreen:

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Old-Triumph-Herald-Based-Car-AKO-813B-/291164857110?

 

The seller very wisely fails to include a decent 3/4 pic of this so we have to just make a guess at how bollock-shatteringly hideous it is!!!

 

 

'No longer required' after all your customers closed their accounts and went elsewhere i'm guessing

 

Spotted this last year, amazingly it's a sight improvement,

 

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HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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I know it was the previous owner who wrote the sign but I'm struggling to guess what they would have counted as a sensible offer. Under £100 because it's shit? £3-500 because Heralds aren't worth that much anyway and it's been ruined? £1000000000000 plus because (hopefully) there is only one?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Holy guacamole, that is of such extreme shitness I am lost for words

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ZODIAC-EXECUTIVE-1970-/251548242510

 

Engineless Zodiac!!!!! Just gasping for a Transit diesel engine in there.

 

I PURCHASED THIS A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO, MOT'D IT, TOOK OUT THE NON STANDARD 2LTR PINTO ENGINE & BOX......................... IF THE VEHICLE DOES NOT SELL I WILL TAKE APART, SO KEEP THE DETAILS TO CONTACT ME.

 

Brilliant, nice work

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/land-rover-off-road-project-spares-or-repairs-/161329513869

 

 

Off road project that I don't have time to finish drives well starts great good gear box and axels engine has done 143,000 and is smooth ! Alloys all in good condition just needs someone with time and ideas to finish it !

 

Think its safe to say that you have 'finished it' with your piss poor efforts, this is complete bollocks on all fronts!!!! 0.4/10

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I can't stop myself scrolling back to watch that blue bin lorry again and again.

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JLO-939V-/291160155141?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43ca7f6405

 

Neighbor calls seller a wanker for parking his derv renault shite in front of his house.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FOR-SALE-CLASSIC-RENAULT-ESPACE-2-0-RT-TURBO-DIESEL-/321421227435?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad632b5ab

 

Buy this and win at shite cars.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1300-COMPLETE-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/171330990656?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27e41f7240

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