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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-GR-5-door-1360cc-Taxed-Years-M-o-T-Superb-Condition-Runner-/321390871521

 

Its these 'We have been selling 205s and 305's for years (but are incapable of taking a single half decent digital picture)' fuckwits again, I would love to meet these mental cases.

 

1984 205 apparently, quite an early one

 

 

1360cc engine. OHV so no cambelt worries

 

These are an OHC ding walla

 

 

We provide assistance with next year's M.o.T

 

I bet! Well-meaning but utterly worthless 'assistance' I'd wager

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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These are an OHC ding walla

 

He's partially right though - an '84 would have a Douvrin engine, so a chain-driven camshaft.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-morris-minor-van-garage-find-restoration-project-lots-of-parts-/181394122130

 

 

here we have a 1960s morris minor van that is in a a garage we are trying to empty the van has been in there a very very long time and has been covered up over the years by loads of  old car parts and junk we have been trying to clear it the last few months and am hoping to get to it this week to take some better pics. we do not know a lot about this van but believe it was driven into the garage in about 1994 and was taken off the road due to rust on the cab. of what I can see the van back don't look to bad but would sell as a project or restoration or just good parts there is also some doors and wings and maybe other parts I will put with the old van.

 

For heavens sake man. You are trying to flog an old motor. Why in christs name dont you spend a day uncovering it and getting a few pictures BEFORE listing it on eBay, is that too difficult? Dear god. As for 'trying for the last few months to clear the garage?' Its a single lockup!! PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER FOR GODS SAKE. THIS IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH. SEE ME.

the judge Rank: Citroen Ami

the judge

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It's to boost the Maltese car industry, you know. And to protect The Environment.

The Environment. Brilliant!!!

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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There's something not quite right about this Interceptor.

 

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The vehicle is based on a BMW 740 Chassis, and has all the BMW Interior & Switch Gear.
The Body has been professionally extended to accommodate the longer BMW Chassis.

 

Say what?

 

Looks a bit shit tbh. I guess it was the fashizints back in 1996 or whatever but the 7 series interior look a bit crap to me (in this anyway).

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-JENSEN-INTERCEPTOR-MK-II-AUTOMATIC-LONG-WHEEL-BASE-/301168536581?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461f0b2c05

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Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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If they were going to all that trouble why not shorten the BMW to fit?

Sloth in a bowl Rank: Renault 16

Sloth in a bowl

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I had a JU250. It was absolutely dire. However, that one's just down the road from me so has gone in my watch list. :roll:

 

Thankfully I'm sober tonight, or it might have seemed like a good idea to buy this and then ride it home from Bristol over the bank holiday weekend. If the engine broke down I could simply pedal home. WCPGW?

 

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Strap a leaf blower to the back for more boooost.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is cheap.  Will probably be duller than watching paint dry but should provide reliable transport for someone.

 

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messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Bloody N*ra! Listing says it was being used every day until that happened. Was it working in a salt mine?

446000 miles isn't too bad!

 

low mileage - only 25k a year!

 

Chassis just needs two sections of railway track to repair.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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I had a JU250.  It was absolutely dire.  However, that one's just down the road from me so has gone in my watch list. :roll:

 

Thankfully I'm sober tonight, or it might have seemed like a good idea to buy this and then ride it home from Bristol over the bank holiday weekend.  If the engine broke down I could simply pedal home.  WCPGW?

 

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I really shouldn't look at the ebay thread as I have just bought this bike. God knows why I don't even use the modern scooter that I bought a year ago thinking it would be a good thing to trundle to work on.

Sudsprint Rank: BL Wedge

Sudsprint

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There's something not quite right about this Interceptor.

 

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Say what?

 

Looks a bit shit tbh. I guess it was the fashizints back in 1996 or whatever but the 7 series interior look a bit crap to me (in this anyway).

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-JENSEN-INTERCEPTOR-MK-II-AUTOMATIC-LONG-WHEEL-BASE-/301168536581?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461f0b2c05

What a fascinating way to kiss goodbye to £27k

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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That Cowley pick-up - Massive trouser explosion.  Be right back....

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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UK P.100s came with bench seats in XR stripe cloth if I recall correctly....

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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This looks like it was made in a barn with no electric , out of a Lada and 7 series by a Lithuanian farmer who had only ever seen an Interceptor pass by at speed,when he was pissed.

 

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The most surprising thing about it,is that Cropedy Bridge are selling it,surely their reputation in the Jensen community must be harmed by this .

It's existence offends me more than if all the shit Ferrari replicas ever made were parked in my street.

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