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forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

forddeliveryboy

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OMGBOSOZOKUDULLOMITE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DOLOMITE-WITH-SUPERCHARGED-MX5-ENGINE-SPRINT-AXLE-RETRO-DRIFT-RWD-TRACK-ESCORT-/310930512057

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"I NEVER DID ENTER THE RETRO DRIFT CHALLENGE IN THE END BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO FIT A CAGE AND RUIN THE VERY TIDY INTERIOR".  Said with Bristolian vowels and West COuntry inflexion, this sounds just as daft, but rolls off the tongue quicker.

 

"I HAVE ALSO FITTED 1.8 INJECTORS AND PIGGY BACK FUEL ECU IN THE GLOVEBOX AND SET UP THE BYPASS VALVE CORRECTLY SO THROTTLE RESPONSE IS IMMEDIATE AND VERY GOOD." Or fit a decent pair of carbs, and experience truly amazing responses, unsullied by computers.

 

 

 

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-frontera-mini-monster-off-roader-4x4-/141259571399?hash=item20e3ba00c7&autorefresh=true

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No idea whats going on with the front bumper and why it would be due to fitting a high lift kit, but fuck it, Im the high bidder

I think the gap will be due to it having a body lift not a suspension lift. ie a 2" spacer between the body and chassis and the bumper is attached to the chassis
forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

forddeliveryboy

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Dear VW Scenesters

 

This is patina. It cannot be imitated. It cannot be bought. And on an H van, it is infinitely cooler than anything originating from Wolfsburg.

 

Regards

 

Sporty

 

Sure, but those buying Hvans are usually those looking to make money, atm. The VW product is perfectly ok (unlike a flat-four VW car), it's the followers who are a little unquestioning and suspect, surely?

forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

forddeliveryboy

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-BMW-325I-TOURING-E30-ESTATE-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-DRIVE-IT-AWAY/141237245587?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D22311%26meid%3D6276856957878853203%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D9701%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D261455676449&rt=nc

 

 

Rotted Bavarian shed for less than a grand. Bargin. At least it looks right and hasn't killed anyone by crushing itself into a tree on a wet bend.

forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

forddeliveryboy

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-V12-/181384862700

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"Red Jaguar XJS V12. Well used and well loved but in need of t.l.c.

Would be ideal for a person looking for a project or for top quality car parts.

Please call for more details and to arrange a viewing. Cash sale."

 

Compare that with the crap written on the Dolly with a far-eastern engine bodged in. HOrses for cOurses.,

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