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Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I say Renault auto
If I just say diesel
Would you lie with me
And just wait for the AA?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-VEL-SATIS-/191728862116?hash=item2ca3ee43a4:g:WDgAAOSw~bFWNjjZ

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Vel satis looks great. Why not have the screen replaced though- my insurance xs is £75?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fisher-Holivan-caravan-for-scrap-or-extensive-renovation-no-reserve-/141816947548?hash=item2104f2e35c:g:ZZoAAOSwYHxWNcOV

 

'caravan has had to be re-listed due to time-wasters'

 

 

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Seems a bit extreme shoving a Colt 45 down your throat because someone's kids bid on it by mistake.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Those three words

Are said too much

They're not enough

If I say Renault auto

If I just say diesel

Would you lie with me

And just wait for the AA?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-VEL-SATIS-/191728862116?hash=item2ca3ee43a4:g:WDgAAOSw~bFWNjjZ

Whilst waiting for the AA you can play the Run game with the SatNav,, assuming it's the same as the same age Espace.

Works best with Leona Lewis version that was all over the radio at the time. If you press the volume button for sat Nav it says Louder on each press or quieter going down. I could make mine sing along with the Louder,louder and Light up ,Light up. Lines in the song much to everyones* ( well my ) amusement.

It was fucking useless as a sat nav, obvs. Once tried to send via Barcelona on the way back home from Provence. Same journey the trip computer went from 100 mile range to 0 between Calais and Dover, of course no garages open and it ran out on A20, bought a can of cherry off some road workers ,best it ever ran !

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3VOM Rank: Citroen Ami

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Vel satis looks great. Why not have the screen replaced though- my insurance xs is £75?

Given this is a "top spec" version the front screen has a heater/demist thing built in and are one, almost certainly unavailable and two about £3500-£4000 if they are available.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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I love the look of those Senators but I don't think I could live with the ultra-gloomy interior.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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WORLD RECORD HOLDER

 

Shittest wheel trims?

 

 

 

SET THE WORLD'S NONE STOP DISTANCE ROAD RECORD FOR A CAR POWERED BY A CONVENTIONAL LEAD ACID BATTERY

 

uh... 

 

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IT WAS CONVERTED SOME YEARS  BACK TO A VERY STRONG TRIUMPH 1500CC TWIN CARBURETOR ENGINE

 

Oh. The only remaining evidence of its electric past is a few switches in the cabin.

 

 

 

IT DOES NOT CURRENTLY HAVE AN MOT AND IS PRESENTLY SORNED LEAVING THE NEW OWNER LOTS OF SCOPE 

 

 

Yeah, that's really useful.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BOND-EQUIPE-WORLD-RECORD-HOLDER-1965-CALL-07968544442-NO-RESERVE-/321904331437?hash=item4af2fe4aad:g:EOoAAOSw9mFWL3-8

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Buy this before the Doc hoovers it up.

 

We have all heard of the 'One titled Lady Owner' car. Well, this really is one! Bought new by a titled Lady in Suffolk, it was used once a week to go shopping and twice a year for holidays. It has now covered a total of just 27,000 miles

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The eBay tat thread is absolute class tonight, hats off to everyone.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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not sure i'd pay 1600 quid for it but stuck nice,

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-cavalier-sri-redtop/1140416649

 

 

If you ever see someone called Stephen in Scotland selling a Cavalier, it's pretty much always going to be the same bloke who values them at 3 times what they're worth. To his credit though, he does get some absolute crackers.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/181917462047?clk_rvr_id=922110719685&item=181917462047&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508&rmvSB=true&ul_ref=http%253A%252F%252Frover.ebay.com%252Frover%252F1%252F710-53481-19255-0%252F1%253Fff3%253D2%2526toolid%253D10039%2526campid%253D5337529114%2526item%253D181917462047%2526vectorid%253D229508%2526lgeo%253D1%2526srcrot%253D710-53481-19255-0%2526rvr_id%253D922110719685&clk_rvr_id=922110719685&item=181917462047&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508&rmvSB=true&ul_ref=http%253A%252F%252Frover.ebay.com%252Frover%252F1%252F710-53481-19255-0%252F1%253Fff3%253D2%2526toolid%253D10039%2526campid%253D5337529114%2526item%253D181917462047%2526vectorid%253D229508%2526lgeo%253D1%2526srcrot%253D710-53481-19255-0%2526rvr_id%253D922110719685&ul_noapp=true

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Not sure what to make of this , parked for 17 years , reckons no rot , but no MOT and it's in N.I.

Don't think I've seen a non- metallic red Ghia before, can't decide if losing the wheels and blue stripe would make it better or not. If it's not rusty could be a bargain.

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