eBay tat volume 3.

[vulgalour]

Want to look like a massive winner? You need this Kia Magentis

 

[picture of terribleness]

 

Either you've spelt wanker incorrectly or you meant to capitalise as in Michael Winner.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

This is at the same dealer as Ultrawomble's Swift. If it's not wob and a fresh blowover and really has got a FSH (which seems pretty unrealistic) it looks fit as fuck, as they say in OSF circles.

http://www.motors.co.uk/car-36616424/av

[pompei]

Fuggin'ell, £10 grand for that kit car, sorry, this is not a kit car.   

 

Top tip to the seller  -  get the screen in and the wipers working, get the SVA man to do his thing and then tell me that its theoretical 0-60 time can be achieved without it falling to bits.

[cort16]

I always quite liked the idea of these XC v70's. This ones just 600 quid, brown and the handbrakes lever's broken off.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-v70-xc-cross-counrty/1095299115

[stephen01]

Check out the quality of finish on this thing. I bet the lads at bentley would be shiteing themselves if they clocked it.

 

 

This has an episode of casualty written all over it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Twin-turbo-Audi-V8-Zonda-inspired-replica-/201257584549?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2edbe307a5

 

 

Now I can really appreciate the work that's gone into this but I reckon it needs another 10k spending on a proper paint job and interior. this could be truly something special if you're into that type of thing. 

 

or paint it beige with a velour interior and have somethin  special

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/classic-saab-900-16v-turbo-s-/1095084209

[cort16]

Frontera with a lift and a red top conversion. I guess this was an eco tec originally? Seems like a lot of hassle for 20bhp extra.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-frontera-c20xe-redtop-conversion/1095013071

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Marbella-FUN-1994-M-Reg-/251780665372

 

we had this yet?

 

bet it isnt as much fun as it suggests, i'm surprised any of these are left on the roads!

 

[Jon]

Aaaargh!

 

 

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/chrysler/auction-830153596.htm

 

Roadworthy mega-plush Chrysler Alpine for £400 BIN! Wrong island, sadly - it'd cost way more just to get it home. Cool road trip, though.

[Semi-C]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Suzuki-Swift-Red-Great-Starter-Car-/201255869212?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2edbc8db1c#ht_244wt_1348

 

[phil_lihp]

Late-modem Marbella in turquoise - perfect!

[Junkman]

GR9.8 if you like car safety discussions.

 

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/4832166973.html

[Junkman]

ATTENTION!!!!

 

This old renner Seize is just over the chanel and can be yours for 800 quid.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/753345827.htm?ca=7_s

 

One owner from new and 24,000 miles!!!! Seems too good to be true

 

Interesting mirror arrangement:

 

 

Hence want.

[Junkman]

SVM Funerals, how can I help?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-940-Hearse-3-Door-/321634989605

[wuvvum]

Posh Aggro in the parts section.

 

[tooSavvy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-SWIFT-rare-GTI-1-3-16v-3dr-red-race-spares-breaking-KIT-car-SUBARU-JUSTY/221651901282?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D28111%26meid%3D22cfce48fed64e5a9f549e873f504d56%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D11472%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D201255869212&rt=nc

 

 

... I only post this for the AMAZING fact he blew up the engine.... but didn't die during the journey - having Nankangs on the back!! 

 

 

TS

[Mike D]

I've got Nankangs all round on my 330 clubsport, they're great tyres!

[skattrd]

Ok, so it's near enough £10k, but I think this is spectacular

 

[DS20]

I've never seen one of these before.  Postman Pat wannabes could spray it red. 

 

 

[hazzalandy]

This is goppingly awful

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-E-/131394103207?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e97b2e7a7

[Jon]

Hey, does anyone remember the colossally shit spot I did last year, of an ADO16 on off road tyres? If not here's the result of a magnified portion of a shot which I took whilst passing by at 90km/h:

 

 

And here it is for sale! £300 BIN and it actually looks pretty solid....

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/austin/auction-830620049.htm

[Junkman]

Get it bought.

And don't fuck this up.

[philibusmo]

There is seemingly so much excellent chod in NZ, I'm beginning to think I may never want to leave.

[MarvinsMom]

i've long thought that the land of the long white cloud was the promised land,

 

with chod like that available, i think this proves that it is (the promised land that is)

[2Thumbs]

... I only post this for the AMAZING fact he blew up the engine.... but didn't die during the journey - having Nankangs on the back!! 

 

 

TS

 

BF Goodrich is better than a budget dichfinder by quite a margin.

[Manbearpig]

At least 2 or 3 nights each year I lie awake at night...... ..... dreaming of finding a 10,000 mile example of one of these in some old duffer's garage, ready to transport me for the next three decades in brown loveliness and into my retirement

 

 

 

 

I always quite liked the idea of these XC v70's. This ones just 600 quid, brown and the handbrakes lever's broken off.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-v70-xc-cross-counrty/1095299115

[MarvinsMom]

I've never seen one of these before.  Postman Pat wannabes could spray it red.

 

5272747.jpg

 

while that lill van is SWEEEEET, take a look at some of the other imports these have for sale.

 

this is my favorite, if only because the limo version they recently had for sale must have sold.......

 

 

ladies and gentelmen, elvis has left the building....

[Hertz]

Spanish road trip anyone? Since when has 500 sheets been "Nearly Free"? 

 

[Hertz]

This looks like a bobby dazzler.

 

[scruff]

This looks interesting.  Wonder what sort of mpg it gets?

 

 

 

That is astronomically ace.

 

More reading: http://simanaitissays.com/2012/12/21/a-91-2-mpg-date-with-vera/