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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It needs picking up with a Hiab.

 

If anyone wants a really tidy 3 door Mk6/7 Escort then get hold of Retro80'sboy on here, he has a very tidy looking one.

carlo Rank: Renault 16

carlo

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This little polo looks nice and it's only done 42,000 miles. I feel I should buy this and stick on ebay for 3 grand (before finally selling it for £500) after concocting some story about how Mrs Miggins walked passed the VW dealer on Crow Road in Glasgow every day on her way to her job of cleaning the toilets of the local sewage works.  She dreamed of the day she could have that shiny red VW polo that sat out on the forecourt. Her bunions longed for it. Well Mrs Miggins wouldn't have to wait long as that night at the bingo when she shouted out "69" for only the third time in her life she realised the UK prize linkup of £11,268 was going to be hers. The next day she set of for the VW dealer only to find.........etc bollocks etc

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volkswagen-polo-for-sale/1039188137#photo-content

 

Watch out you'll have thedoctor's lawyers onto you for copyright

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$T2eC16VHJHoFGl(mnswzBSelqm058!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-vw-polo-2000-1-4-mot-fail-euro-look-99p-start-/231098226790?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35ce871866

 

'Number plate desirable as translates to "whatsup'

 

DISAGREE.

 

Number plate desirable as translates to SUP, which is exactly what someone will be doing out of it when the pile of toss is crushed into fizzy drink cans.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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There's two kind of limousines: One is the pissed stained, soiled knickers-in-the-door-pockets slag chariot driven by a paedophile. The other is a 'proper' one that was used to convey Uncle Derek (the touchy feely ex-limousine driver) to his final resting place. 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-MERCEDES-260-E-LIMOUSINE-BLACK-6-DOORS-LIMO-/141119536375?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20db613cf7

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Money spinner. Simply add a bonnet bra, black/white floor tiles glued to the roof, put a second hand porta-potty in the back and sell it to a 54 year old tit with a fruity haircut and beany hat for five times the buy it now price...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-vw-transporter-t4-diesel-day-van-Camper-Will-accept-part-ex-changes-/161153813896?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2585840d88

 

'I bought this van last week'

 

'I have the full v5 in my name'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Underspray,

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overspray,

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probably  not entirely wob free,

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The badly sprayed Triumph of Wishaw is me

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-TRIUMPH-TR7-YELLOW-mot-failure-EASY-REPAIR-/291019902453?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c2234df5

 

To be fair that actually looks pretty good.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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I can't believe you didn't show the best bit of that yellow TR7

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Because everyone knows that lilac and yellow go really well with tartan

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oman5 Rank: Renault 16

oman5

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I've emailed the seller about this one but I have a feeling our ideas of what its worth are not going to be compatible.

I've found out they want 700. what do you all think? I need talking into/out of it. I reckon its a bit salty given the shitty interior

 

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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I've found out they want 700. what do you all think? I need talking into/out of it. I reckon its a bit salty given the shitty interior

 

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On the face of it I will give it a negative. The only thing I can say is that it is a bit salty considering it ain't the 1750. I'm not much help I know, but there you are.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Be like me only with more rust.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-Convertible-5-Speed-car-for-restoration-complete-and-good-project-/291019746721?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c220eda1

 

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or

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-1981Triumph-TR7-Drophead-Convertible-with-1-previous-owner-from-new/261331509081?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D286%26meid%3D2795767109898770583%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D1048%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D291019746721%26

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I was thinking about asking this guy if he'd be interested in a swap on the 5 series but I recon it'd last about 15 minutes outside before someone tried to force the locks with a can opener. Did they put deadlocks or anything in these?

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/nice-n-plate-vauxhall-calibra-dtm-20-16v-for-sale-or-might-swappart-ex/1039268341#photo-content

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