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That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

 

I believe that particular breed of biker is only seen in the summer months, usually at weekends. They can be easily recognised by the cloud of indignation that emanates after a car driver doesn't spot them doing a 90mph undertake. The fairly common Greater Twat genus can be recognised by illegible numberplates and coloured headlight bulbs.

 

Oh I am well aware of the genus :lol:

They who turned up at Ally Pally bike show in leathers in their cars and walked around carrying lids!

Closely DNA simlia to the Olds who turn up at the Oakdene, a local bike haunt, in their cars, park up the road and walk round the corner in their chain mail clad leathers and carrying their lids. Wankers.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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possibly one of oldest Sierras on road having been ordered in Dec 1982

 

24 valve Cosworth BOA 2.9 V6 from a 93 Scorpio

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

 

I believe that particular breed of biker is only seen in the summer months, usually at weekends. They can be easily recognised by the cloud of indignation that emanates after a car driver doesn't spot them doing a 90mph undertake. The fairly common Greater Twat genus can be recognised by illegible numberplates and coloured headlight bulbs.

 

Oh I am well aware of the genus :lol:

They who turned up at Ally Pally bike show in leathers in their cars and walked around carrying lids!

Closely DNA simlia to the Olds who turn up at the Oakdene, a local bike haunt, in their cars, park up the road and walk round the corner in their chain mail clad leathers and carrying their lids. Wankers.

 

People seriously do that? Arrive in cars and walk around in leathers carrying helmets?

That really is rather tragic!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Sadly, yes. A lad from the other side of town was 'famous' for going to the fair every year (circa late 1970s) with his tatty leather and helmet, then getting the bus back home again afterwards. Another local used to walk everywhere with a permanent WELL ROCK look on his face and a donkey jacket with a BFO chain and padlock around his shoulder and carrying a helmet. I swear it was years and years before he actually got a bike, no surprise it was a mingebag Harley Davidson, probably now adorned in studded leather panniers and tasselled handlebars :roll:

 

 

 

Back o/t, sorry:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Banham-X21-ki ... 3385217%26

 

'It had at complete face lift and complete respray'

 

'Power' is courtesy of a 1.1 Metro engine, now with a snapped cam belt.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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What if you need a car that's based on a Nissan Sunny but styled like a 4x4 estate however it only has room for 4 inside. What if you also want it to look a bit like a Wartburg from the front? Surely that's impossible?

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What if you need a car that's based on a Nissan Sunny but styled like a 4x4 estate however it only has room for 4 inside. What if you also want it to look a bit like a Wartburg from the front? Surely that's impossible?
The thread you are trying to access does not exist.
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What if you need a car that's based on a Nissan Sunny but styled like a 4x4 estate however it only has room for 4 inside. What if you also want it to look a bit like a Wartburg from the front? Surely that's impossible?
The thread you are trying to access does not exist.

Bizzare! Looks like the thread has been moved to here: http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=144004

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

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On the Blue forum

No pics yet

 

1988 rover sterling saloon £350 Doncaster

« Thread Started Today at 10:40am

;)been stood 3 years,rusting to corner of doors,2.5 model ,beige leather,auto,bodykit,standard alloys,good tyres..having trouble uploading pics will put on when sorted it..£350

 

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=143997

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Now, it's lovely, like - I've had one. Would like another, but not at

 

£6,450

 

However

 

includes the supplying 'Glove-box briefcase'
carlo Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RUSTY-RAT-VW- ... 4ac0a2d69b

 

What a bellend, yep, rusty plastic bumpers look sooo great. :roll:

 

THIS RAT TURNS HEADS,IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE STARING AT YOU THINKING YOU LOOK LIKE A KUNT THE THIS IS NOT THE CAR FOR YOU.

 

That's probably one of the few VWs improved by the shite 'rat' look, seeing as the original article is such a heap of w**k.

carlo Rank: Renault 16

carlo

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Beautiful Alfa 90, but what's the current deal with 80s stuff, think of a figure and treble it??

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Someone will buy that 90 i'm sure, good luck to them i say. It looks 100% class.

hhhugues Rank: Austin Maxi

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Beautiful Alfa 90, but what's the current deal with 80s stuff, think of a figure and treble it??

 

Really love these too.

 

To be fair, you don't come across one every day. But yeah, there can't be too many people prepared to drop 6 grand on this.

A few years ago, I remember coming across the QV version, with the digital dash, on ebay. It was probably far from perfect, but I'm sure it ended up going for about a grand, if that. I remember my finger hovering over bid on more than one occasion, but then i "saw sense". Damn. What could have been..

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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I love that Alfa 90 as well. Never seen one before! It looks very Tagoraesque at the back 8)

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-MORRIS-M ... 2ec58f42ed

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By Mike Jupp

 

I designed it in 1969 while I was working on a Free-paper in Chichester.

(My car was eventually launched onto the Nation's tarmac in 1972!)

I was asked by the owners of the Paper if I could design a car. As I was, and still am, a cartoonist!...most of the cars around then were a joke..so I thought 'One more won't do any harm'

Poor old Ray Jay of Hunston (one of the best carpenter/joiner/glass fibre constructors EVER!!) was press-ganged into making my soppy drawings into a real vehicle(s). He almost single-handedly created the Nimrods, making the wooden plugs, moulds, jigs, and actual cars during the 1970's! (about a dozen I think?)

:lol:

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