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Hendry Rank: Renault 16

Hendry

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'Custom flat bottom' mk4 Golf base model non leather steering wheel starting at £99. Basically the bottom rim has been cut off, and it doesnt include the airbag

 

 

Cost £££s to make.

 

No idea how, 10mins with a saw would surely be all it took?

 

Could go down the local breakers and buy one of these and ruin it to look like this for about £10.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Mk4-Golf-Custom-Flat-Bottom-Steering-Wheel/273043606255?hash=item3f92aacaef:g:rxYAAOSw7p5abI2A

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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There's a lot of great bullshit in that advert

 

 

The vendors are masters of copy + paste, it seems. Their listing for an Alfa 159 goes one better:

 

"In summery car is a fantastic vehicle that is much sought after mostly due to it's extremely low running and maintenance costs whilst still carrying that famous award winning badge Of Vauxhall".

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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One of my old housemates had a Nova 1.2 about 10 years ago (when they were just shit rather than retro). One night we heard a load of revving outside of the terraced student house but thought nothing of it. Completely failed to put 2+2.

 

Next morning we come out to find the Nova has moved 2 parking spaces up, is further from the kerb, missing half a tank of petrol and a halfords stereo.

 

He didn't realise until he got in it to go to Sainsbury's and it was nearly out of pez!

 

That Nova was so miserable the joyriders returned it.

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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What is point.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282830411110?hash=item41da019566:g:-KMAAOSw9tJacjkU

 

 

It was a prototype devised

  to meet the interests of possible purchasers for long wheel base four wheel drive

  Landrover Discovery type vehicle

 

 

They sell one of those its called a discovery

 

 

A Nissan chassis was used for this

   experiment to see if the body would work with the intension of fitting Landrover

   mechanics later

 

 

Yeah the great lasting none snapping in half Navara chassis, good choice.

 

Plus where the hell is the dog gonna sleep now pal.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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"that famous award winning badge Of Vauxhall".

 

I flippin love this, what a great sentence

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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And what exactly would your fucking problem be, sir?

 

Not that I give a flying fuck about it, mind.

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