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Hendry Rank: Renault 16

Hendry

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'Custom flat bottom' mk4 Golf base model non leather steering wheel starting at £99. Basically the bottom rim has been cut off, and it doesnt include the airbag

 

 

Cost £££s to make.

 

No idea how, 10mins with a saw would surely be all it took?

 

Could go down the local breakers and buy one of these and ruin it to look like this for about £10.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Mk4-Golf-Custom-Flat-Bottom-Steering-Wheel/273043606255?hash=item3f92aacaef:g:rxYAAOSw7p5abI2A

  • Fabergé Greggs
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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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There's a lot of great bullshit in that advert

 

 

The vendors are masters of copy + paste, it seems. Their listing for an Alfa 159 goes one better:

 

"In summery car is a fantastic vehicle that is much sought after mostly due to it's extremely low running and maintenance costs whilst still carrying that famous award winning badge Of Vauxhall".

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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One of my old housemates had a Nova 1.2 about 10 years ago (when they were just shit rather than retro). One night we heard a load of revving outside of the terraced student house but thought nothing of it. Completely failed to put 2+2.

 

Next morning we come out to find the Nova has moved 2 parking spaces up, is further from the kerb, missing half a tank of petrol and a halfords stereo.

 

He didn't realise until he got in it to go to Sainsbury's and it was nearly out of pez!

 

That Nova was so miserable the joyriders returned it.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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What is point.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282830411110?hash=item41da019566:g:-KMAAOSw9tJacjkU

 

 

It was a prototype devised

  to meet the interests of possible purchasers for long wheel base four wheel drive

  Landrover Discovery type vehicle

 

 

They sell one of those its called a discovery

 

 

A Nissan chassis was used for this

   experiment to see if the body would work with the intension of fitting Landrover

   mechanics later

 

 

Yeah the great lasting none snapping in half Navara chassis, good choice.

 

Plus where the hell is the dog gonna sleep now pal.

  • oldcars, richardthestag, Squire_Dawson and 1 other
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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"that famous award winning badge Of Vauxhall".

 

I flippin love this, what a great sentence

  • RoadworkUK, Junkman and Lacquer Peel
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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And what exactly would your fucking problem be, sir?

 

Not that I give a flying fuck about it, mind.

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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Tagora

DodgeRover

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What is point.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282830411110?hash=item41da019566:g:-KMAAOSw9tJacjkU

 

 

 

They sell one of those its called a discovery

 

 

 

Yeah the great lasting none snapping in half Navara chassis, good choice.

 

Plus where the hell is the dog gonna sleep now pal.

Sister has a Navara, used as it's supposed to be covered in horse shit and mud, used for heavy towing. It gets inspected carefully for impending snappage but it's solid, there doesn't seem rhyme nor reason to which ones are effected.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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I flippin love this, what a great sentence

In summery, a phrase that Google can only find six times in the history of the internet! All from this trader...

  • RoadworkUK, catsinthewelder and Junkman
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Jaguar xj6 series 2

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj6-series-2/253392394271?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49896%26meid%3Db31c5e98d99a43058146f1e580deba99%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D332538198797%26itm%3D253392394271&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

try not to read description, sellers keyboard doesnt have . or ,

 

in a nutshell, half leather,

bought without mot or v5. now has v5.

fucked the brakes

sold as seen

 

looks like someone has been over it with a tin of gloss dulux

 

 

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  • Junkman, somewhatfoolish and MorrisItalSLX
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sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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Seller messaged me back and said it cannot go back on road, it's for banger racing only. Maybe the V5 is going off to say it's been scrapped or something?

Banger race looks about best place for it, it looks rotten. The uncracked bumpers would be worth whipping off though.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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1999 JAGUAR XJ8 3.2 V8 X308 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-JAGUAR-XJ8-3-2-V8-X308-LOW-MILES-CLEAN-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-99P-NO-RESERVE/253389185021?hash=item3aff2c1ffd:g:SBsAAOSwceNaalWx

 

do not read desc

 

you will have to gouge out your eyes. sending seller a handfull of ........... to cut and paste

 

oh and someone nicked his barn 

 

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  • Junkman and Disco Fever
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stephen01 Rank: Renault 16

stephen01

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1999 JAGUAR XJ8 3.2 V8 X308 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-JAGUAR-XJ8-3-2-V8-X308-LOW-MILES-CLEAN-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-99P-NO-RESERVE/253389185021?hash=item3aff2c1ffd:g:SBsAAOSwceNaalWx

 

do not read desc

 

you will have to gouge out your eyes. sending seller a handfull of ........... to cut and paste

 

oh and someone nicked his barn 

 

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I've re written the advert for him! 

 

 

 

 

Hi,

 

I’m selling this on behalf of a private collector. Here we have a nice 1999 Jaguar XJ8, 3.2l, V8, X308.

 

It was taken off the road at the start of 2017, it was driven here with the last MOT expiring at the end of June 2017. Unfortunately the owner has become ill and we are selling off part of his collection. We are waiting for paper work to come into us, if it’s not here before the end of the auction I’ll forward it on to the winning bidder. A full receipt will be issued.

 

This listing is for a nice green XJ8, very solid but could do with a wash and a clean due to her being sat in dry barn for a year.

 

The engine runs and started first time with a fresh battery. (Unfortunately it will require a new battery as this was my spare.) She goes forwards and back fine, and from memory has no untoward dash lights on.

 

It doesn’t look to bad under the car but may require some welding. Please note this car is for recommissioning and will require work to obtain a MOT.

 

It has done approx. 107 thousand miles, so comparatively low mileage for the age!  

 

We have had an interest from a local Jaguar breakers but we feel this car deserves a 2nd chance, I also know the owner would prefer to see her back on the raod rather than bean cans! it would be a shame to break.

 

The XJ range are going up in value they really are a very stylish car - a timeless look!

 

We can deliver anywhere in the UK, please contact us with your details for a competitive quote.  

 

We will require a £150 deposit within 24 hours of auction ending. Please only bid if you can do this, sorry to all the genuine bidders.

 

99p no reserve - Highest bidder wins, no haggling after the fact. If you would like to come and view before the auction ends please get in contact we are more than happy to accommodate!

 

 

Thanks for looking and good luck!

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Eddie Honda Rank: Lancia Gamma

Eddie Honda

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And what exactly would your fucking problem be, sir?

 

Not that I give a flying fuck about it, mind.

None. Just testing your Beige Pager to see if it was working. It does, as I got an appropriate reply out of you. If I got no reply or some nonsense such as "Oooh, lush." about a VW or "CX brakes are fantastic", I'd send the men in white coats round.

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Coupehatch result
Winning bid:£470 [10 bids]
 
Oyster Allegro PLAH result
Winning bid:£1,380 [30 bids]

Renault 21 Savanna GTS Estate result
Winning bid:£330 [16 bids]
 
Anyone on here?

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