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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VISCOUNT-1967-STRAIGHT-SIX-3-3LTR-BLUES-BROTHERS-STYLE/222818417101?hash=item33e10339cd:g:e40AAOSwBOlacgpe

 

'“NOT BEEN WASHED IN 3 YEARS BUT WINDOWS AND LIGHTS ARE CLEAN”

 

I think the engine is bollocksed, so it's the ideal time to replace it with an Isuzu diesel lump and change the graphics to say TO DERV AND PROTECT

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Morris-minor-convertible-1967-Two-owners-from-new-17-000-miles/273049276950?hash=item3f93015216:g:NysAAOSwDkVacgv4

 

 

 

'She doesn't leak'

 

 

Can I have a test drive to find out for myself?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You know when your kids take their halloween mask off and you go 'Eww, quick put it back on' for the bants?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Underwater-street-classic-Austin-mini/192442646956?hash=item2cce79c1ac:g:5SYAAOSwIspacPop

 

Can't really understand why he's stripped it off the original museum stuff to be honest.

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VISCOUNT-1967-STRAIGHT-SIX-3-3LTR-BLUES-BROTHERS-STYLE/222818417101?hash=item33e10339cd:g:e40AAOSwBOlacgpe

 

'“NOT BEEN WASHED IN 3 YEARS BUT WINDOWS AND LIGHTS ARE CLEAN”

 

I think the engine is bollocksed, so it's the ideal time to replace it with an Isuzu diesel lump and change the graphics to say TO DERV AND PROTECT

I'm so close to crying for this poor old Viscount.  Some tosser has grabbed a lovely two-owner luxury car and... well... fucked it.  And now he wants someone to give him £3500 for the scrap?  I'd like nothing more, seriously nothing in my whole life, than to go round his house and bang his head on the wall until he sees the error of his ways.  Fortunately 1: I'm not brave/stupid enough to do stuff like that; 2: I live comfortably far away from him; 3: it's entirely impossible for him to learn, even from the treatment he deserves.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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There's a lot of great bullshit in that advert

 

"The vehicle comes with a full 3 months MOT "

 

Not a full mot a full 3 month mot.

 

" In summery car is a fantastic vehicle that is much sought after mostly due to it's extremely low running and maintenance costs whilst still carrying that famous award winning badge of Peugeot, has all the XS extras, It boasts all the creature comforts that are desirable and that you would expect to be in a car of this calibre, "

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'Incident has not affected the car in terms of driving'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cars/292431604685?hash=item4416482bcd:g:S~sAAOSw4HNaceoL

 

 

No mention of a famous award winning badge and at £120 is exactly £80 overpriced.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Bedford-cf-chassis-cab
 
 
 
No keys or log book .....
Chassis in excellent condition except ........ 
No engine or box......
Interior is all good for a vehicle which has been sat for years. 
 

 

 

 
Mate it sounds fucked! is it?
 
hang about some joker has lobbed a bid in at £100, must be worth more than that to the bridge
 
 
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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£150 Mondeo - looks pretty fucked, but seems to be a pretty well specced one (could any Mondeo experts confirm this?). Interestingly, the ad doesn't mention that it has an MOT till September.

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-replacement-parts/ford-mondeo-2.0-ghia-bangor-racing-car-project/1284953191

 

Seller messaged me back and said it cannot go back on road, it's for banger racing only. Maybe the V5 is going off to say it's been scrapped or something?

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Seller messaged me back and said it cannot go back on road, it's for banger racing only. Maybe the V5 is going off to say it's been scrapped or something?

 

scrapage scheme?!?

 

wonder what racing they do in Bangor

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