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DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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From that hideous piece of shit to this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-scammell-trunker-recovery-Holmes-600/263326071847?_trkparms=mehot%3Dpp%26&_trksid=p0&clk_rvr_id=1369441982509&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1370065032331&utm_content=buffer34a18&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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That doesn't even epitomise the worst of '90s body kits, it's much, much worse. It has a sort of Fisher-Price look about it. A waste of an M3.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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The orange plastic BMW is really quite special. Why do all the photos have "Aynali Garage" scrawled on them in crayon?

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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The orange plastic BMW is really quite special. Why do all the photos have "Aynali Garage" scrawled on them in crayon?

It's crayon because the person is not allowed anything sharp

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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You guys have no appreciation for tastefully customised SUVs for people your wealth was redistributed towards.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-G55-AMG-A-R-T-WALD-HAMANN-BRABUS-MANSORY-STYLE-WIDE-G65-LHD/352202848066

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The rich farts will find a way around this, no matter how much it costs them.

 

 

Never mind Dubai, check out Kitzbühel. Or Kensington.

 

Jesus shitting Christ, man! You should put a warning on that!

 

I physically recoiled when I saw the photo.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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BoNK backwards

What - on - fucking - earth? It's an M3 too FFS!!! The mind fucking boggles

 

 

Edit: he's only photo'd one side of it too, just mirrored the image to give the illusion he's snapped both flanks. Verdict: Penis

 

 

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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That  Allegro upsets me a lot more than people tit-wanking G classes....

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Check out this fully fledged crack-pot

 

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Sorry can't get the pictures the right way up!

 

I wouldn't worry chap, they're shit anyway

 

 

 

The controversial 1.6 Gti.  The very rarest model.  Some say this was just a mistake between Ford and the Dvla

 

Comes up on my trade system as a CL, but do continue...

 

 

 

These cars were built in Germany which explains why there is only a slightly rusty bit on the offside rear wheel arch.

 

It's explains zip mate

 

 

 

On 20-Nov-17 at 17:49:44 GMT, seller added the following information:

 

Already receiving  messages from irrate Escort Gti owners/enthusiasts telling me it  is NOT a Gti.   I am not saying it is as the Gti proper is as we all know is 1.8 litre.  I'm just saying it is a 1.6Gti as stated on theV5.

 

I'm astonished people really give a shite 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-The-very-rare-1-6Gti-Some-say-they-dont-exist-V5-states1-6Gti/263335002928

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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^ Oooof, personal line!

 

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Edit: that's a mega spec actually. Appears to have Xenons and Serpent Alloys too.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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That Allegro upsets me a lot more than people tit-wanking G classes....

I'm afraid it's gone on my watch list just wondering what the reserve is

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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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^ Oooof, personal line!

 

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Edit: that's a mega spec actually. Appears to have Xenons and Serpent Alloys too.

Wooden steering wheel, too. Fantastic.

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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That Allegro Vitara pleases me because it's an Allegro

 

Not so fond of the colour though.  Should be Russet.

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