eBay tat volume 3.

[wuvvum]

Badermatic K11 with plenty of test. £150.

 

[richardthestag]

RANGEROVER CLASSIC VOUGE 3.9 V8

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGEROVER-CLASSIC-VOUGE-3-9-V8/332397371730?hash=item4d646d6152%3Ag%3ArzAAAOSwE9lZsVFT

 

 

 

there is me thinking they stopped doing this sort of thing in 1989!

 

honestly looks like it has been Dulux'd last fucking week. look at the brush marks 

 

 

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-Campus-Please-read-description/253179605520

 

 

Please read description

 

Don't.

[Timewaster]

First-gen Mercedes T2 beavertail. Unusually for an advert for an old recovery truck, the seller explicitly states that it isn't MOT exempt.

 

 

Only 4 years to wait.

[Junkman]

Why did they have to fuck it?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Ford-station-wagon-easy-project-rat-rod-hot-rod-/253195677737

 

station wagon

 

No.

 

hot rod

 

No.

 

easy project

 

No.

 

Bought from a classic car dealer in Lincolnshire

 

Oh no!

 

 

Anyway, for the ones interested, it's what's left of a Ford Taunus 12m Turnier.

[Junkman]

Are there any Scotsmen left on this forum?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-240-estate-/263250930787

 

Might appeal to fake Scotsmen, too.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Extra-car-derived-van-/112592563847

[Junkman]

OMGSTICKABOMP!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dijon-Dyane-6-Project-/152732617408

 

 

one Dijon Dyanista, slightly swifter than Vista

 

 

Break the rules & rule the bends, corner hard & thrash like a French peasant

 

 

The seller is a rhyming creep, spent too much on this heap.

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Deville-pickup-truck-/202074842303

[richardmorris]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-TXD-Diesel-1993-off-road-since-2010-/232509355188?hash=item3622a334b4:g:dBoAAOSw5jpZibj4

 

 

 

1993 BX TXD off the road since 2010.

[cros]

 

∆∆∆ Silencer and wheelarches are both castratable offences.

[Matt]

Are there any Scotsmen left on this forum?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-240-estate-/263250930787

 

Might appeal to fke Scotsmen, too.

 

1,000 mile collection thread? Why not.

[Junkman]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1186916520.htm?ca=17_s

 

 

Triporteur MOTALI

 

Triporteur Mentali, more likely.

Or perhaps Triporteur Mortali?

[Junkman]

All of them.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1313063503.htm?ca=17_s

 

 

Sans papier, origine belge

 

Where do I sign?

[lesapandre]

These redefine the word s l  o   w. 60bhp and 0-60 in.........................23 seconds. I had one....painful...only the 300 is not suitable for a German taxi driver

[Junkman]

I CAN HAZ TEH SCAREZ

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-CITROEN-CX-2-5-GTi-AUTOMATIC/263227399396

 

 

AGE RELATED BLEMISHERS

 

 

switchers functioning

 

 

centre console mounted original stereo cassette player

 

It's a cassette player?

That's why that ruddy thing never toasted my sandwiches.

[Junkman]

I had no idea these can come with an MoT, honestly.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-citroen-bx-e-reg-12-months-mot/302472966318

[64A60]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Oxford-1970/172905795590?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Junkman]

Want to have some fun being injured?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-DS-Ambulance-and-2nd-estate/182789928389

 

Jeezers, what a gopping pile of shite.

Marvellous!

[Mr Laurence]

Given the mad prices 2CVs sell for now, this one seems a steal at £500. Missing headlight and deflated tyres aside, there were (and occasionally still are) examples that looked in much worse shape than this still on the road until very recently.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/classic-car-with-good-mileage-for-the-age.-worth-checking./1268342528

[Mr Laurence]

Lovely, near showroom fresh looking R8 with <30,000 miles. £1300

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-416-gsi-1990-g-reg-29k-air-con/1268794117

[Junkman]

Given the mad prices 2CVs sell for now, this one seems a steal at £500. Missing headlight and deflated tyres aside, there were (and occasionally still are) examples that looked in much worse shape than this still on the road until very recently.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/classic-car-with-good-mileage-for-the-age.-worth-checking./1268342528

 

Go get it then.

 

WCPGW?

[Felly Magic]

^^^^ Paging Mr D Wobbler to the beige courtesy phone, esp now he's roffled the Proton and Bluebird

[Mr Laurence]

Go get it then.

 

WCPGW?

Haha, I did think about it, but I don't really have the time or money for a second car right now, especially not project.

 

One day though...

[pauldoubleyou]

1,000 mile collection thread? Why not.

Helensburgh here

 

 

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[Matt]

Helensburgh here

 

 

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Google Maps says fly from Paisley, 3 hours and prices from £215 apparently then its only* eight and a half hours drive home.

[MarvinsMom]

seeing how dublikkas and crusty traveller types have been ruining converting shit vans or old busses into grim holiday home/camper van things.

 

well, i've found something that would convert into a truly AWSUM glamping/hoilday/living space.

 

if only i can find somewhere to keep it, and also work out how to get it home from deepest, darkest Devon?

 

it is only 75 feet long, i wonder what it weighs??

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ex-VIRGIN-BRITISH-RAILWAYS-MARK-3-RFKBM-No-10224-SEATS-20-FIRST-CLASS/122728703352?hash=item1c93336578%3Ag%3AcgUAAOSwcexZoCZ1

 

 

cooking facilities are already fitted

 

as is a crapper

 

and its got pretty pog weaseled paintwork, anyone know what the paint codes are for BR blue and grey?

 

WCPGW??

[wuvvum]

It's a cassette player?

That's why that ruddy thing never toasted my sandwiches.

Umm...  you do know that inserting gluten-containing products into a CX cassette player can cause sudden and complete hydraulic failure, don't you?  It's a well-known issue with these.

[wuvvum]

seeing how dublikkas and crusty traveller types have been ruining converting shit vans or old busses into grim holiday home/camper van things.

 

well, i've found something that would convert into a truly AWSUM glamping/hoilday/living space.

 

if only i can find somewhere to keep it, and also work out how to get it home from deepest, darkest Devon?

 

it is only 75 feet long, i wonder what it weighs??

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ex-VIRGIN-BRITISH-RAILWAYS-MARK-3-RFKBM-No-10224-SEATS-20-FIRST-CLASS/122728703352?hash=item1c93336578%3Ag%3AcgUAAOSwcexZoCZ1

 

 

cooking facilities are already fitted

 

as is a crapper

 

and its got pretty pog weaseled paintwork, anyone know what the paint codes are for BR blue and grey?

 

WCPGW??

For the full-on dubber / crusty caravanner experience, you'd need to buy a clapped-out Class 08 and tow it up and down Britain's rail network at 15mph with a queue of pissed-off Pendolino drivers behind you.

[Matt]

Haha, I did think about it, but I don't really have the time or money for a second car right now, especially not project.

 

One day though...

 

Buy it and do nothing with it so I can buy it from you when I have actually have some money.